My Good lady wrote her Celica TRD off just before Christmas and she has nicked my C70 T5 GT until we sort her out with another car.

 

Got in it on Saturday and it sounded like a bent drive shaft. Told her not to drive it and use the pickup. No she carried on driving it and has totalled the gearbox. Going to cost £1000 to replace it. + repace the bent drive shaft. + she's bashed the front bumper causing a split, a broken fog and wrecked the paint. + the Head unit has a 6 CD cartridge in it and she's fooked the mechanisum so it's wedged open. Second hand replacement £350 New from Volvo £1400.

 

Pi55ed off is an understatement.

Ffs, Ban Her

Women lol, mines just as bad

i think its time to get out the gravy stained string vest mate! :slap:

She wrote off my xr2, drove over a central reservation while changing a cd and killed the bottom end (loved that car). She then wrote off my xr2i, drove over some spikes the wrong way in a car park, ripped the manifold off the head. Then she had a deawoo, killed the suspension driving over a kerb. Gave her my laguna which was absolutly mint, took her a week to leave it parked with the back end sticking out so someone went down the side of it! Since then she has backed it into a wall and dented the boot lid in.

 

Women! :confused:

 

And she wonders why i wont let her drive the Z!

Sorry mate but has she passed her driving test, does she need to wear glasses.

 

She shouldn't be driving, she's going to cause a serious accident one of these days and she'd better not hit my car and put my life in danger.

 

There are too many people on the road who don't belong behind the wheel of a car of any description. They do nothing but put our lives on the line and up our insurance prices up.

 

 

Eileen pissed of woman in a Zed

sack her, or make her pay she might be a bit more carefull next time if she has to pay out of her pocket, they do these things but we love 'em

She has glasses, passed her driving test 10 years ago. Has a private pilot's licence as well!

 

Just zero common sense! Scarey

She has glasses, passed her driving test 10 years ago. Has a private pilot's licence as well!

 

Just zero common sense! Scarey

 

fook sake dont get in a plane with her then :rofl:

Has a private pilot's licence as well!

 

:shock:

Have been, she does a good barrel roll! Was in the Raf.

 

I have to shut my eyes everytime she swings the car into a space at asda tho!

 

We should have a poll on whos the better driver in yout partnership, him or her lol

Have been, she does a good barrel roll! Was in the Raf.

 

I have to shut my eyes everytime she swings the car into a space at asda tho!

 

seriously though, thats excellent :hyper:

Sorry mark for steeling your thread!

My Good lady wrote her Celica TRD off just before Christmas and she has nicked my C70 T5 GT until we sort her out with another car.

 

Got in it on Saturday and it sounded like a bent drive shaft. Told her not to drive it and use the pickup. No she carried on driving it and has totalled the gearbox. Going to cost £1000 to replace it. + repace the bent drive shaft. + she's bashed the front bumper causing a split, a broken fog and wrecked the paint. + the Head unit has a 6 CD cartridge in it and she's fooked the mechanisum so it's wedged open. Second hand replacement £350 New from Volvo £1400.

 

Pi55ed off is an understatement.

 

 

sorry bud you let a women drive your car's.... :slap: ..

 

next thing she'll be driving your ZED .... :rofl: :rofl: :shock:

 

but sorry to hear it ....

 

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Women know your limits!!!!!!!!!

Show her this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&mode=related&search=

Women know your limits!!!!!!!!!

Show her this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&mode=related&search=

 

LoLness :rofl: :D

This woman was special, came out a junction in reverse doing about 25mph and missed me by about a meter. Hit a parked corsa and landed her 07 plate ford fusion clean on top of it!!!!! Had to wait for to police to turn up to give my statment, she hit the gas instead of the breaks she said. Funny is fook, nearly wasnt tho!

 

 

not all women all like this, apart from the damage done to my car from the rockery incidents ALL DAMAGE to her has been caused by MEN, whether driving my Zed or another male road user driving into me!!

[Craig David]Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe[/Craig David]

[Craig David]Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe[/Craig David]

 

 

:bow:

 

 

 

"A woman, a dog and a wallnut tree,"

"The more you beat them the better they be."

;)

This woman was special, came out a junction in reverse doing about 25mph and missed me by about a meter. Hit a parked corsa and landed her 07 plate ford fusion clean on top of it!!!!! Had to wait for to police to turn up to give my statment, she hit the gas instead of the breaks she said. Funny is fook, nearly wasnt tho!

 

 

 

 

That is pretty remarkable!

I'm still laughing, i asked her if she could do it again with my fiesta. She told me to fook off! lol

 

I have been looking for that harry enfield clip for ages as well!

My Good lady wrote her Celica TRD off just before Christmas and she has nicked my C70 T5 GT until we sort her out with another car.

 

Got in it on Saturday and it sounded like a bent drive shaft. Told her not to drive it and use the pickup. No she carried on driving it and has totalled the gearbox. Going to cost £1000 to replace it. + repace the bent drive shaft. + she's bashed the front bumper causing a split, a broken fog and wrecked the paint. + the Head unit has a 6 CD cartridge in it and she's fooked the mechanisum so it's wedged open. Second hand replacement £350 New from Volvo £1400.

 

Pi55ed off is an understatement.

 

Admit it Mark, it's you who's done all this really init? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ooooooooooops

It was an auto, wheels still spinning in reverse when i shouted her to turn it off!

The perfect woman cant drive..............................