This attempted theft was reported to Surrey police this afternoon as a intoxicated man in his mid to late 40's was caught on camera making away in a 300zx.

 

The man described as a "hoodie wearing thug" was reported to stagger towards the vehicle and then took 3 minutes trying to find the door handle to the vehicle (see picture). Bystanders were reported to be too scared to approach the man as he looked to be too dangerious and was hurling abuse at nearby photographers.

 

One of the eye witness photographers (a man known to the police as "Wozzer"), commented:- Although he was high on crack or what ever, at least he had the good sense to nick the best type of 300zx, you know, the non-turbo type. I've got a non turbo and it's got nitrous, do you want to have a look? It's silver as well, same colour as my Prince Albert, if you want to darling, I can show you that as well.

 

The WPC at the scene responded - **** off, or You will get arrested.

 

If anyone knows who the man in the picture is police are asking people to come forward and name the man. A reward has been put up by two local community members, who's real names have been changed to protect their identity. For now they will be refered to as "Honeypot" and "Spearmint Rhino".

 

If you call to claim your reward please state you prefence from the following list.

 

a. Hand

b. Oral

c. Pink

d. Brown

e. or having your fillings knocked out by a "Prince Albert".

 

Please guys lets help to stop crime and see if we can name this Hoodie wearing drug taking car thief.

 

Andy

you must be mad .........he was asking where the SKYLINE meet was .......

 

just for you ...me @ night-time ....... :eek: :eek:

 

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

OMFG - you are nuts!

 

you wait till I see you again! :slap:

 

Reading meet is it ???? :mac1:

you must be mad .........he was asking where the SKYLINE meet was .......

 

just for you ...me @ night-time ....... :eek: :eek:

 

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Oh no it's not!!!

 

Amercan Histoy X - what a film!!

 

Anyone else seen it????

 

Very powerfull Film.

 

Andy

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

OMFG - you are nuts!

 

you wait till I see you again! :slap:

 

Reading meet is it ???? :mac1:

 

Why?

 

What you gonn do?

Who is this man??????

i can give you a name but i dont want to be identified... this is an anonamous witness statement and identification parade, therefore i must ask you not to look at my username or my signature, ta...

 

its MOBY

i can give you a name but i dont want to be identified... this is an anonamous witness statement and identification parade, therefore i must ask you not to look at my username or my signature, ta...

 

its MOBY

 

 

What a ****ing snitch.

i can give you a name but i dont want to be identified... this is an anonamous witness statement and identification parade, therefore i must ask you not to look at my username or my signature, ta...

 

its MOBY

 

What a ****ing snitch.

 

who? :confused: :p

who? :confused: :p

 

You, supergrass!!!! ;)

i can give you a name but i dont want to be identified... this is an anonamous witness statement and identification parade, therefore i must ask you not to look at my username or my signature, ta...

 

its MOBY

 

 

Oi..........I thought we'd got a deal, you give me the nod when everyones checking wozzers "P.A" :eek: ....I nick it, you get the bits you need to sort yours out...then we split the dosh!!!!

 

God, whatever happened to honour among thieves!!!!! :rolleyes:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oi..........I thought we'd got a deal, you give me the nod when everyones checking wozzers "P.A" :eek: ....I nick it, you get the bits you need to sort yours out...then we split the dosh!!!!

 

God, whatever happened to honour among thieves!!!!! :rolleyes:

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Wots Wozzers PA?

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Wots Wozzers PA?

 

Well, I guess it's a "proposed P.A" as in Prince Albert!!! not somewhere I'd want to have a bloody big needle shoved....but each to their own....... wouldn't want to be stood next to him in the gents....very poor sense of "aim"........not easy to explain to your mates when you return to the bar :shock: :rofl: