Is it me or is Morrisons a load of bollocks?

 

Ok, so had a spare half an hour, so decided to do some [pains me to say it]Christmas shopping[/pains me to say it].

 

I only wanted a multipack of festive cards and some chocolate coins....something you'd expect at this horrible time of the year.

 

Morrisons never have anything I want in there. Never sell Mini Kievs, never sell the styling cream I use, never has half the ingredients I use for cooking. Basically, it sucks and is far worse than the Safeway that it took over from.

 

So, I gave it the benefit of the doubt (reads:couldn't be buggered to drive to Sainsburys) and thought, well, surely it must have these.......Did it feck? Big feckin NO....it's Christmas (reads:Bain of my life) ffs, surely, just surely, simple shit like that in a national supermarket must be on the shelves...but not a hint of them in sight!

 

I bought a bumper back of mini rolls instead and some (what I thought was fresh orange juice), but in my haste to get out of there (yes, I can't stand shopping either), I grabbed 2 cartons of grape fruit juice by mistake. I didn't realise until I got home and wondered why a funny smelling pink juice flowed into my glance! At a quick glance, the OJ and GF cartons are almost identical in colour.

 

Who the feck drinks that stuff erh? Grapefruit juice is absolutely vile. In a fit of rage I poured both cartons down the sink.

 

So, after all that hassle, I ended up with a pack of mini-rolls...not because they were what I wanted...BUT...BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ROCKY BARS!!!

 

[/Morrisons are useless rant]

i get the impression that you may be slightly annoyed by a supermarket store morrisons!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

I'd rather harvest penile warts than go back in there again. Useless shit.

merry christmas si. :tongue:

Dunno why but I really like grapefruit juice. Although I can see why most people don't like it. Then again I like shopping at Morrisons too :smash:

Whats black and yellow and full of s@it

Ho Ho Ho

so you hate xmas yet you buy xmas cards and chocolate coins :wack:

 

si loves it really, he is indenial :wack:

I've been in one and thought it was shite too....

 

......they obviously spent all their money paying Sean Bean to voice their adverts; so now they cannot afford decent produce to fill their mangey shelves :tongue:

 

Sainsburys all the way for me - even if Jamie Oliver promotes them.

 

Tesco/Asda are just cheap and downmarket. Waitrose have no better products than Sainsburys but charge you more for the privilege....

 

....however I am partial to Marks & Spencer as well.

 

Richard :tongue:

My local Morrison's is good..................probably 'coz old Ken Morrison himself only lives about 7 miles away :)

bloody hell funky "mr negatorty" Si. chill out love youll do yourself an injury!!!

so you hate xmas yet you buy xmas cards and chocolate coins :wack:

 

si loves it really, he is indenial :wack:

 

It's more of a question of keeping the peace than 'loving christmas'. :rofl:

I've been in one and thought it was shite too....

 

......they obviously spent all their money paying Sean Bean to voice their adverts; so now they cannot afford decent produce to fill their mangey shelves :tongue:

 

Sainsburys all the way for me - even if Jamie Oliver promotes them.

 

Tesco/Asda are just cheap and downmarket. Waitrose have no better products than Sainsburys but charge you more for the privilege....

 

....however I am partial to Marks & Spencer as well.

 

Richard :tongue:

 

im with you richard, shopping in M&S on the weekend, great healthy quick meals, got to pay for it though :rolleyes: :cool:

 

sainsburys. usualy quite, less chavs and good range of food :cool:

Is it me or is Morrisons a load of bollocks?

 

Ok, so had a spare half an hour, so decided to do some [pains me to say it]Christmas shopping[/pains me to say it].

 

I only wanted a multipack of festive cards and some chocolate coins....something you'd expect at this horrible time of the year.

 

Morrisons never have anything I want in there. Never sell Mini Kievs, never sell the styling cream I use, never has half the ingredients I use for cooking. Basically, it sucks and is far worse than the Safeway that it took over from.

 

So, I gave it the benefit of the doubt (reads:couldn't be buggered to drive to Sainsburys) and thought, well, surely it must have these.......Did it feck? Big feckin NO....it's Christmas (reads:Bain of my life) ffs, surely, just surely, simple shit like that in a national supermarket must be on the shelves...but not a hint of them in sight!

 

I bought a bumper back of mini rolls instead and some (what I thought was fresh orange juice), but in my haste to get out of there (yes, I can't stand shopping either), I grabbed 2 cartons of grape fruit juice by mistake. I didn't realise until I got home and wondered why a funny smelling pink juice flowed into my glance! At a quick glance, the OJ and GF cartons are almost identical in colour.

 

Who the feck drinks that stuff erh? Grapefruit juice is absolutely vile. In a fit of rage I poured both cartons down the sink.

 

So, after all that hassle, I ended up with a pack of mini-rolls...not because they were what I wanted...BUT...BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ROCKY BARS!!!

 

[/Morrisons are useless rant]

whats all this "styling cream" about :rofl: :rofl: chill out man your becoming obsessed :tongue:

try Netto,they have all kinds of tasty strange stuff and good prices too :)

ffs even Scrooge aint as "bah humbug" as you Si :) . and our local Morrisons is pretty good

I just bought a load of Rocky bars in Tesco if that makes you feel any better??? :tongue:

I bought a bumper back of mini rolls instead

flowed into my glance!

 

wtf is a bumper back, and what flowed into your glance?

is this new text speech?

and to think some people throw fits when someone says brought instead of bought, maybe you have OCD about life :tongue:

I like Tesco's most but that's probably because its the only one in about 10 miles

Is it me or is Morrisons a load of bollocks?

 

Ok, so had a spare half an hour, so decided to do some [pains me to say it]Christmas shopping[/pains me to say it].

 

I only wanted a multipack of festive cards and some chocolate coins....something you'd expect at this horrible time of the year.

 

Morrisons never have anything I want in there. Never sell Mini Kievs, never sell the styling cream I use, never has half the ingredients I use for cooking. Basically, it sucks and is far worse than the Safeway that it took over from.

 

So, I gave it the benefit of the doubt (reads:couldn't be buggered to drive to Sainsburys) and thought, well, surely it must have these.......Did it feck? Big feckin NO....it's Christmas (reads:Bain of my life) ffs, surely, just surely, simple shit like that in a national supermarket must be on the shelves...but not a hint of them in sight!

 

I bought a bumper back of mini rolls instead and some (what I thought was fresh orange juice), but in my haste to get out of there (yes, I can't stand shopping either), I grabbed 2 cartons of grape fruit juice by mistake. I didn't realise until I got home and wondered why a funny smelling pink juice flowed into my glance! At a quick glance, the OJ and GF cartons are almost identical in colour.

 

Who the feck drinks that stuff erh? Grapefruit juice is absolutely vile. In a fit of rage I poured both cartons down the sink.

 

So, after all that hassle, I ended up with a pack of mini-rolls...not because they were what I wanted...BUT...BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING ROCKY BARS!!!

 

[/Morrisons are useless rant]

 

 

You are one strange Cookie

:rolleyes:

I like Morrisons- they're usually quieter than Asda or Tescos in my area. But they do tend to:

a) Not have anything outside of normal groceries i.e. Celebration cards, BBQ stuff in summer, decent easter stuff, etc.

b) Run out of bread quickly

 

But they do have a tray of 8 flapjacks for 79p, and a pie counter. That's a place to buy them, not count them, lol.

 

As long as they've got ingredients for a chilli and a few bottles of wine, I'll go there all the time! :)

I like Morrisons- they're usually quieter than Asda or Tescos in my area. But they do tend to:

a) Not have anything outside of normal groceries i.e. Celebration cards, BBQ stuff in summer, decent easter stuff, etc.

b) Run out of bread quickly

 

But they do have a tray of 8 flapjacks for 79p, and a pie counter. That's a place to buy them, not count them, lol.

 

As long as they've got ingredients for a chilli and a few bottles of wine, I'll go there all the time! :)

 

 

Chilli,

Mmmmmmmmm My favourite. Make me own as well !! :cool:

 

You know whats utter and total pish ???

 

Glasgow City Council !!

 

Just parted with £30 for a parking ticket !! :xxx:

Went to see Jools Holland last Friday night at the SECC and parked way out of sight, not blocking anybody in, restricting access or owt ! 8.33pm on a Friday night !!!****s still got me !! :wack: :xxx:

 

Alan........

All supermarkets are generally only as good as the middle managers/students/career boys&girls/wasters that run it.

 

Surely the best supermarket ever though is this one!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiW838wNiM