just out of curioisty (i promise ;) ) what would be the best way to get shut of a body,sensible answers only please and within reach of your avarage man and not like "i duck taped him to the side of a space shuttle 2 mins before blast off" :rolleyes:

"Feed 'em to the pigs" LOL

lol beat me to it.. yep cut em up into pieces and feed em to pigs, they will go through everything skin, bone, hair the lot.. ;)

 

btw do you know what Nemesis means?

 

 

pmsl

'ello ello - excuse me sir, we in the constabulary have made great strides in controlling and reducing cannibalism in the force. Everyone knows that it's the VAT Office you want to watch out for these days...

or an industrial tree shredder, only problem is then what to do with the "Chippings"

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who the **** are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[slightly stunned pause]

Vincent: Well... thanks for that. That's a real weight off my mind. Now would you mind telling me exactly who the **** you are? Apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

and its true as well ;)

omg.. r u planning something????

 

I'd probably burn it - if i had the space, time and need!

Disolve them in strong Acid then nutralise with AlKaline Add perfume and trun them into soap. for Chrismas gifts

Slightly worried now!! :smash:

 

Firstly, why ask such a question :nono:

 

Secondly, how do you all know to feed em to the pigs :shock:

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp.

not watched Snatch? ;)

or fallen out with someone? pmsl

intresting,keep them coming!!!!

Disolve them in strong Acid then nutralise with AlKaline Add perfume and trun them into soap. for Chrismas gifts

 

:bow: what a fabulous idea! thanks - i'll make a note of that :)

a few years back, a retired copper near us chopped up his wife, froze her, then defrosted her bit by bit and fed her to the cats & dogs - although, as is obvious from the fact i'm relaying the story, he got caught!! guess it's easier than pigs though!!

 

i'm not going to tell you my body disposal plan though in case i need it one day - it really is that good!!! haha.

:bow: what a fabulous idea! thanks - i'll make a note of that :)

 

guy in the 60's used acid - all that was left was teeth - which were what got him sent down several years later! Jsut don't use a plastic bath!

guy in the 60's used acid - all that was left was teeth - which were what got him sent down several years later! Jsut don't use a plastic bath!

 

Yep but they can be sived out as your increasing the Akaline for the fats to solidifiy. Then go for a nice drive with and lob a tooth every mile or two. No body is going to find a tooth and think someone has been topped.

lime... with a twist of lemon!

Yep but they can be sived out as your increasing the Akaline for the fats to solidifiy. Then go for a nice drive with and lob a tooth every mile or two. No body is going to find a tooth and think someone has been topped.

 

goodthinkin batman! rather than sieve them out after, reckon it's be more fun to pull them with pliers before!! (think we've though about this far too much!!!)

make a necklace from his teeth...... just like the surfers with their shark teeth :)

just out of curioisty (i promise ;) ) what would be the best way to get shut of a body,sensible answers only please and within reach of your avarage man and not like "i duck taped him to the side of a space shuttle 2 mins before blast off" :rolleyes:

 

Out to sea wearing concrete boots

Out to sea wearing concrete boots

 

But nowhere near where the trawlers go !

guy in the 60's used acid - all that was left was teeth - which were what got him sent down several years later! Jsut don't use a plastic bath!

i remember watching a programe about that guy they found a whole foot to

i remember watching a programe about that guy they found a whole foot to

 

Our lass struggles to make my "whole foot" dissapear too

;)

But nowhere near where the trawlers go !

 

Well how about a nice deep lake?

 

It took them about 40 years to find Malcolm Campbell from Lake Coniston and they knew he was there ;)

open a mcdonalds....