How the Americans see the rest of the world.

 

[This message has been edited by Ajay (edited 23-04-2002).]

I've seen that pic. before and laughed my ass off!!. Just about sums Americas view of the world!.

 

Absolutely priceless!

 

 

 

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he hehe very cool, imagine if they did not get involved in WW11 then youd see the same map with a bunch of GERMAN flags All over the world

LOL

 

Yeah, they didn't get involved and weren't going to get involved mate! Until the Japs invited them in using Pearl Harbour as the ultimate insult to American history!

 

Don't remember them offering us help with the Falklands either if I rightly remember. Summat to do with Corned Beef exports being affected!

 

America only does what America can when they are under threat or stand to benefit in the long run. IMHO

 

 

 

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I prefer Timmy's one. Classic.

That Ajay's one it too detailed. Its got the correct shape for each country.

Yes, you're right...America's view of the world is one firkin' great big country slap bang in the middle of the universe...uh...world...ie - themselves and a few other minor to-be-exploited countries scattered about the sea.

 

Apologies for the detailing on the map - I didn't do it, it wasn't me, you can't prove anything.

Great laff, but unfortunately you can tell that it's not a US map - they always have the US in the middle ! (Just like the UK ones do )

Us being the 51st state and all that!

 

America feels horney, Britain bends over! ROFL

 

 

 

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hehehehe

 

Ooohhhhhoooh Here they be dragons hehe down by South Africa LMAO!

 

Great, Hilarious.

 

LOL here be South Africas version of the rest of the world

 

LMFAO

 

Look at it, surrounded by Black! LOL Nothings changed there then? ROFLMFAO

 

 

 

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You bloody barst Tim I was going to crack that funny LMAO!!

 

 

 

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Have you ever heard the definition of the SA flag?

 

 

The blue represents the beautiful sea surrounding our country and the bounty available to our fishermen;

The green represents the fertile soil bringing us abundant harvests of golden corn;

The red represents the blood that has been spilt in building and defending our new country;

The white represents the contribution of the white settlers over the centuries;

The black represents the toil and commitment of the indigenous population to a land which is theirs by right

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and....

 

the yellow represents the electric fence to keep them from stealing our corn.

 

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In my defence, told me by a white SA who was using it to slag off the old guard.

 

Also in my PC defence, here's a proper definition or two http://www.allstates-flag.com/fotw/flags/za.html

 

Also when in Oz, a Sydneysider told me they were worried about the influx of the S African boat people. He said they were a growing problem fleeing SA - the first thing they did when they arrived in Sydney was to buy a boat!

 

[This message has been edited by Gio to correct to Warren's version - thanks chap]

 

[This message has been edited by Gio (edited 24-04-2002).]

lol

the Yello is to actually stop them from stealing the corn in the farmlands :S

I've travelled this whole world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,

I've had sunstroke in the Arctic and a swim in Timbuktu,

I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal,

And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,

I've met the King of China,

And the working Yorkshire miner,

But I've never met a nice South African.

 

No, he's never met a nice South African,

And that's not bloody surprising, man,

'Cos we're a bunch of arrogant bastards,

Who hate black people.

 

I once got served in Woolies after less than four weeks' wait,

I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late,

I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool,

I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school,

I've met a normal merman,

And a fairly modest German,

But I've never met a nice South African.

 

No, he's never met a nice South African,

And that's not bloody surprising, man,

'Cos we're a bunch of talentless murderers,

Who smell like baboons.

 

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind,

That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,

I've got Directory Enquiries after less than forty rings,

I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,

I've seen a flying pig

In a quite convincing wig,

But I've never met a nice South African.

 

No, he's never met a nice South African,

And that's not bloody surprising, man,

'Cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths,

With no sense of humour (hah-hah-hah).

 

I've met the Loch Ness Monster and he looks like Fred Astaire,

At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire,

I know a place in Glasgow which is bright with daffodillies,

I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies,

I've had a nice Pot Noodle,

But I've never had a poodle,

And I've never met a nice South African.

 

No, he's never met a nice South African,

And that's not bloody surprising, man,

Because we've never met one either,

Except for Bruiten Bruiten-Bach,

And he's emigrated to Paris.

 

Yes, he's quite a nice South African,

And he's hardly ever killed anyone,

And he's not smelly at all,

That's why they put him in prison.

 

 

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ROFLMFFFAAAOOO

 

Good old Spitting Image eh? Fuck they'd be shot nowadays for doing shit like that! Priceless!

 

 

 

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Yeah mate, early spitting image was work of genius

 

Its the time of year

Now that Spring is in the air

When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair

Make another song for moronic holidays

That nauseate-ate-ate

In a million different ways

From the shores of Spain

To the coast of Southern France

No matter where you hide

You just can't escape this dance.

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

And extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith.

 

Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

Casserole your gran

Disembowel yourself with spears.

 

The disco is vibrating

The sound is loud and grating

Its truly nauseating

Let's do the dance again....

 

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars.

 

Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Now you've heard it once

Your brain will spring a leak

And though you hate this song

You'll be humming it for weeks.

 

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

La la la la la

La la la la la la la

La la la la la

La la la la la la laaaaaaa.

 

If anyone is interested in hearing the chicken song, some sad fooker is hosting it right now...... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Spitting%20Image%20-%20The%20Chicken%20Song.mp3

 

Go ahead, knock yourselvs out!!! LMFAO

 

 

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