Bwahahahah!! Lets see what each of you got and when / how you are going to peg it.

 

Linky

 

 

Athene: At age 51 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico. :shock:

At age 66 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

scrawni: At age 76 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Gee: At age 30 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

scrawni: At age 53 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries

 

I was kinda hopeing to be consumed with lust at the age of 106 and die makeing my 26 year old wife squeal with delight while being covered in rasberry blomonge

Bob: At age 72 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

trevor: At age 43 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Neil: At age 52 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

at 26 ill be eaten by a bird at central park lol

Just:

 

At age 36

My bird:

 

At age 31 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

eaten by birds in manhattan park aged 88. fook only a couple of years left then.

oh bejesus, age 37 fighting anti terrorism in canada!!

 

well 5 years to go LOL!!

At age 54 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

 

sounds like a normal Saturday night for me! :nelson: :rofl: :rofl:

Barry Smith: At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

 

Baz

At age 92 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

At age 77 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. :rofl:

Alan, at age of 51, you will have fathered that many children, that you will commit suicide by electrocution.

 

 

FFS !! :shock:

 

I got snipped 8 years ago at 36 !!!

 

Alan...................

Dave: At age 33 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. :(

Rob: At age 58 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

 

Wtf? I already refuse to give money to beggars!......although sometimes I like to take them to a restaurant and eat in front of them........

Joel: At age 74 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

 

quite apropriate for an aircraft engineer! 74 a good age too :) :duffer:

Nick Tandy: At age 68 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17 :D

Craig David: At age 34 you will die shagged to death by all the young women from an internet forum related to auld Datsuns.

 

 

Hunnipie - have you rigged this? :tongue:

Steve: At age 37 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

 

bugger 6 years to go... still its betterthan getting old(er). now whos up for going out and gettign wasted, i've only got 6 years left.

lee: At age 51 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Andrew: At age 52 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.