Well though's who know me, will no i finished a relief at another pub on monday,

 

First shift back at my pub last night...... finished the hand over with the other manager as she went on Holiday yesterday, came down to the bar and my supervisor said to me " i've stopped serving though's 2 girls because they have been in since 11am and they're well pissed!" this was at 4.45pm :shock: any way about 5 min later they started to leave though it was quite funny seeing them try to walk out, they could bearly stand!! watched them leave the pub and head for the car park.... just getting coats i though.... fook me was i wrong, they both got in the car and tried to start it up :shock: ...... where's the zed parked?!?!? right be hind them.... oh shit i though, i ran out to the car park but too late... yep reversed straight in to the zed :cry: B******X's!!!! :cry: :cry:

 

 

so with mobile in hand and the local cop shop on speed dial ( perc's of the job) i stood in front of there car, bit silly now thinking about it, told the daft b***h to get the fook out the car and give me the keys, the call centre operator, hat's off to the bloke, told me to stay on the phone till units arrive, recording the whole call, these 2 bints were f'ing and blinding at me saying they never hit my car and wernt even driving!!! the fooking car was now in the middle of the car park with it's light's on and stereo blasting.....obviouly been like that since they turned up at 11, anyway about 20 min later the cop car pulls up, after i follwed these 2 around the house's giving a very detailed description of what they look l;ike and where they were going. they immediatly arrest the dozy driver and nick her mate for drunk and disorderly, fookinbg thing is i cant claim on there insurance as it's null and void cos they were drunk!!! so will have to spend time l;ooking over the car to see what damage there is and start a small claimes proceeding against her, thing is this might take ages , so i'm gonna have to fork out my self and try and get it back......... COONTS!!

 

rant over!

 

 

Neil

This one.

 

Can someone PSP that into burberry? :rofl:

What the **** were you doing eating a kebab if you were sober???? :confused: :rofl:

 

Ur right though, its a lack of respect nothing to do with alcohol. The law these days makes kids think they can get away with anything. I wouldn't have dreamed of acting like these twats do when I was that age!!! Anyone know of any empty islands we can send all the chavs to??? :rofl:

 

its all about street cred these days, you aint no one unless you got streer cred but they get the street cred on other innocent ppls expense

What the **** were you doing eating a kebab if you were sober???? :confused: :rofl:

 

:rofl: I'm surprised nobody else mentioned that!

Well it was a rather nice chicken shish, none of that sh1tty donner "meat" that I save for the saturday night piss-ups! :rofl:

u did well not to tie them to back of zed and drag em round by there hair someone hit my wing mirror other day i turned round and chased em down rd damn !!!!!!!!!

:rofl: I'm surprised nobody else mentioned that!

Well it was a rather nice chicken shish, none of that sh1tty donner "meat" that I save for the saturday night piss-ups! :rofl:

 

Nice??? Night out up your way then :rofl: