i aint got no blinds up at my window (and the window is hooge and you can see right in my window)

 

now the problem ive got is that its halloween tomorrow and the little fookers will be able to see that im in,so ive got a dilema, do i (A) hide upstairs (B)open the door to the scrounging little fookers © go out on the lash

 

you decide

i hate the *******s. the local one stop have posters for the door saying no trick or treat. ill be putting mine up and watching films.

Maybe some of them are just nice little kids.

 

I'm going to get some mini mars bars to dish out or something. Or maybe some Bensons.

 

 

 

 

Obviosuly at the first sign of trouble, I'll be out there administering summary justice with the hot crack pipe though.

Maybe some of them are just nice little kids.

 

I'm going to get some mini mars bars to dish out or something. Or maybe some Bensons.

 

 

 

 

Obviosuly at the first sign of trouble, I'll be out there administering summary justice with the hot crack pipe though.

pmsl. looks like im going to the pub wuwhoooooooooo :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

i aint got no blinds up at my window (and the window is hooge and you can see right in my window)

 

now the problem ive got is that its halloween tomorrow and the little fookers will be able to see that im in,so ive got a dilema, do i (A) hide upstairs (B)open the door to the scrounging little fookers © go out on the lash

 

you decide

Get a top notch water pistol..position it out the letter box and fill it with...ummm..u decide...get lashed then if any knock once your bladdered and back home...fire it at the ********s

pmsl

As above buy a water cannon fill it with ligher fluid and open the door to the fookers, with a zippo in hand!

 

maybe thats a bit harsh but they'll never bother you again.......................... ever!

join them! see how many sweets you can get

Some little *******s on the radio today said I'M GOING OUT EGGING, THEY WON'T MIND, I'M SURE THEY DID IT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG! Little fookers, if they wake my boy up, I'll set the dog on them!

As above buy a water cannon fill it with ligher fluid and open the door to the fookers, with a zippo in hand!

 

maybe thats a bit harsh but they'll never bother you again.......................... ever!

 

Just do it with water, holding a can of lighter fluid in your hand with Zippo in other. Tell them it was lighter fluid and if they don't fook off you will set them alight! ;)

it looks like im going out to the pub then

 

wuwhooooooooooooooo

it looks like im going out to the pub then

 

wuwhooooooooooooooo

dont know why you bothered asking people what you should do........we all knew youd end up down the pub!!! :tongue: :tongue:

dont know why you bothered asking people what you should do........we all knew youd end up down the pub!!! :tongue: :tongue:

yeah i know lol

I get a bag of mini choc bars to give em. Just so I don't get any grief from chavs thinking I'm stingy, but also have something to give to the nice little kiddies.

PHEW!

 

I thought it was only me being tight. Thank goodness that others feel the same. I have had late teens knocking the door for money??? :smash:

 

I have taken the batteries out of the door bell and shut the curtains. tight aint I?

 

Fookin mad. what with the poxy fireworks driving the dog mad and some Indian religious thingy last week letting off loads of fireworks? we have had no peace for over a week now. Every bloody night until gone 10pm. Thank christ its all over next week.

 

BAH HUMBUG :wack:

i prefer dog poo in a water pistol but i also like . . . .