this is the senario, m.o.t due so need a rear fog for my jap so go to halfords on sunday morning

 

me: "hello mate,have you got a universal rear fog lamp?"

 

halford knobhead : "whats your car?"

 

me: "dont matter mate,it wont be listed"

 

halford knobhead: "it should be in the computer"

 

me: "it wont mate,just want a plain universal one"

 

halford knobhead then shouts his mate over "have we got a universal fog lamp for a 300zx"

 

me: "ya fvkin what,ive told you a universal one bud"

 

halfords knobhead: "its going to be a dealer part mate"

 

i then proceded to tell the cockhead thats its a jap import that dont have rear fogs unlike uk cars and ime going to put a universal one on

 

halfords knobhead: "oh i see,would,nt be easier to fit a uk fog light?" by this time i was starting to hate this kid :headvswal :headvswal

 

me: "jesus fvkin christ mate,whers your fvkin spotlights,and those fvkin shiity saxo come fvkin nova shiity light section :mad: :mad:"

 

halfords knobhead: "over by the bass boxes and ice section" i procede to walk over feeling like fvkin tyson going under the ropes into the ring.

 

me: "the kid that knows fvk all over on the counter told me to see you about a universal fog lamp"

 

another halfords knobhead: "here you go bud,£6.99 please" now i have a dilemer here,do i just go and pay for the light and light a fag and go home or walk back to the first cockhead and bury the fvkin light right into the front of his skull bone while kicking his eye sockets in :mac1: :rant: :mac1: ?????

i left within 20 seconds smoked about 5 lamberts in as many mins and vowed never to return to a blue biulding full of complete twats again

 

the end ;)

on the halfords computer our car is classified as a biturbo and they have it listed

dont forget all the bling we can get from Ripspeed= chrome pedles :dance: well worth the visit.....not

 

although i love going in there on a sat, just pulling up in the zed while all the chav's are there in their little corsa's etc and their little pre pubecent girlfriends turn and see what a real car looks like, its worth just walking round just to see the look on their faces :rofl:

dont forget all the bling we can get from Ripspeed= chrome pedles :dance: well worth the visit.....not

 

although i love going in there on a sat, just pulling up in the zed while all the chav's are there in their little corsa's etc and their little pre pubecent girlfriends turn and see what a real car looks like, its worth just walking round just to see the look on their faces :rofl:

 

This is true!

Well I have nothing but praise for the two Halfords shops that I have been to for years :tongue: Really go out their way to help me and always get a good deal and more.Rewired all my new speakers for naf all charge except for a little bit for parts.Great Blokes and luv popping down to their shops.Maybe you have an attitude problem ;)

:rofl: :rofl: ok blingmiester ill take 2 dozen of whatever your taking to be so chilled out about 3 hairs on the chin poxy faced kids who think the worlds fvked because "its not listed on the computer" whatever happend to stores trying to help and understand your needs instead of fobbing you off and saying "next"

 

ps: your right vince i do have a attiude problem, with life in 2006!!!!! :rolleyes: ;)

you gotta find a fooker to serve you first thats when they aint in the bog squeezing their zits on to the mirror

i agree Halfords must employ some complete pillock weekend staff, me and my son have started building water rockets, ie empty coke bottle a rubber cork and a valve from an old inner tube, we have the bottles, the rubber corks, so i decide to pop into halfords to see if they have any old inner tubes which have been punctured. so i ask the spotty git behind the counter these exact words "have you got any puncterd inner tubes that i can have, as we need the valves to make our water rockets

he replys "why do u want a punctured inner tube, it wont work as it wont inflate" its only for bikes. to this i must have repeated myself a few times, but still got the same frigging answer.

So i walked towards the bin in the cycle area, grabbed a handfull of puntured innertubes and started to walk away, the lad only says "you cant take them, they are rubbish, they have punctures and are knackerd, they wont work, a new one is only £4.99" At this point i started to get wound up and replied " christ do you work here full time or do they just let you out on saturdays"

I would have been better off just taking them from the bin full stop.

i agree Halfords must employ some complete pillock weekend staff, me and my son have started building water rockets, ie empty coke bottle a rubber cork and a valve from an old inner tube, we have the bottles, the rubber corks, so i decide to pop into halfords to see if they have any old inner tubes which have been punctured. so i ask the spotty git behind the counter these exact words "have you got any puncterd inner tubes that i can have, as we need the valves to make our water rockets

he replys "why do u want a punctured inner tube, it wont work as it wont inflate" its only for bikes. to this i must have repeated myself a few times, but still got the same frigging answer.

So i walked towards the bin in the cycle area, grabbed a handfull of puntured innertubes and started to walk away, the lad only says "you cant take them, they are rubbish, they have punctures and are knackerd, they wont work, a new one is only £4.99" At this point i started to get wound up and replied " christ do you work here full time or do they just let you out on saturdays"

I would have been better off just taking them from the bin full stop.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: another halford classic

always better to approach the older bloke who hates the world.

lol most of the guys in our local store our canadian ,nothing against that all by the way , there pretty decent but they do have a few twats in there still , i asked for spark plugs and he gave a set for 90 pounds if i bought them they were for a 3 litre twin turbo "" supra""" fooking twats , its why i call them halfwits ,, not halfrauds!!

I saw a set of ht leads for a z32 on ebay, emailed them and asked how they were supposed to fit, they replied sorry they dont fit the z32 lol

halfords is to cars as what comet is to computers.

 

limited knowledge at high prices wouldnt bother myself

the only thing there good for is knight rider lights ,, :tongue: :tongue: :smash: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: ok blingmiester ill take 2 dozen of whatever your taking to be so chilled out about 3 hairs on the chin poxy faced kids who think the worlds fvked because "its not listed on the computer" whatever happend to stores trying to help and understand your needs instead of fobbing you off and saying "next"

 

ps: your right vince i do have a attiude problem, with life in 2006!!!!! :rolleyes: ;)

Well NutZ what can I say.1945 was even more fooked up so they invented me to even things out and Bling a little light in to this world :dance: :dance: :dance: :) .Uncle Sam is going to love you,you will fit right in.Little tip, if you want anything to do with Zed parts go to a dealers or a Forum Trader.Halfords are more like a supermarket for basics and none specific.

iv always got on alright in halfords, at least these spotty fookers have a job, better than the scum outside the dole office surely :rolleyes:

iv always got on alright in halfords, at least these spotty fookers have a job, better than the scum outside the dole office surely :rolleyes:

 

True - who can be expected to know about every car out there? The Z32 is pretty unique isn't it? The supra plugs? Well HKS do the same! "Same thread? must fit then..." :rolleyes:

 

The place is a fookin rip off but you can't blame that on the employees can you? If they walked up to you and asked what part they should buy for their focus/saxo/leon would you know?

 

Not havin a go but ffs they're only doing what they're trained to do...

Not saying all employees are of halfrauds are twats, as a mate of mine called mark is the boss of the stereo dept and he drives a TT manual zed. But agrees virtually bugger all listed on their system for the higher range from Nissan (Zeds, skylines,350's) and Supras. But if you have a corsa or saxo then ripspeed must make a part to bling it up, like plastic chrome fins that go on the air vents, wow that will make it go faster. (and he still hasnt reg on this site).

Well NutZ what can I say.1945 was even more fooked up so they invented me to even things out and Bling a little light in to this world :dance: :dance: :dance: :) .Uncle Sam is going to love you,you will fit right in.Little tip, if you want anything to do with Zed parts go to a dealers or a Forum Trader.Halfords are more like a supermarket for basics and none specific.

:rofl: :rofl: i hear ya fella, uncle sam knows all about me matey,lived 5 years there ;) did,nt want a zed part i wanted a 2 bit fog light :smash: take care the forum needs more like you ;)