every now and again ime gunna throw in a red herring of a techy question to try catch the zed heads from the d1k heads just for laughs :p

example="my clutch feels stiff when i select park,what do you think it is" only for laughs mind :D ;)

a feckin automatic you neb

every now and again ime gunna throw in a red herring of a techy question to try catch the zed heads from the d1k heads just for laughs :p

example="my clutch feels stiff when i select park,what do you think it is" only for laughs mind :D ;)

 

i think your low on break fluid, top it up :rofl: :rofl:

i think u need to re-take your driving test... lol

Your crutch feels stiff when you select park :shock:

Have you got the missus with you

a feckin automatic you neb

that was a example for the primary kids :smash: :rofl: :rofl:

that was a example for the primary kids :smash: :rofl: :rofl:

 

i know hence the numpty reply lol

that was sarcasm for the college course

i know hence the numpty reply lol

:rofl: :rofl: eggsackly

Anyone know where sell HT leads for the zed?, halfords said they dont do them!

Anyone know where sell HT leads for the zed?, halfords said they dont do them!

LOL - try Mike Feeney in the trader's section :slap: ;)

 

Steve :)

every now and again ime gunna throw in a red herring of a techy question to try catch the zed heads from the d1k heads just for laughs :p

example="my clutch feels stiff when i select park,what do you think it is" only for laughs mind :D ;)

 

-2 ban points :rofl:

Im a girl and even I got that one. Can we keep them that easy please so I can play along?? :D

This will make you laugh, a friend of mine used to co-ordinate a B&Q call centre which catered for enquires about products bought from them.

 

Some of the queries were hilarious and they were all recorded. This particular example, an old guy calls up, bit dithering on the phone and says he's bought a hedge trimmer but can't find the electric lead. He's at a lost cause. After a lot of ‘over the phone testing’, the old chap eventually reads over the product key for it, only for the phone operator to discover that what this chap has actually bought is infact a petrol powered hedge trimmer. Even after this is discovered, the old man insists there's a fault with it and wishes for them to send it back to have an electric lead fitted. Was absolutely hilarious to listen to as he just couldn't grasp what he'd bought and what he should have bought.

My mate's mum works on complaints in asda and this bloke comes in with one of those disposable barbeques.He points to the picture on the front and says" there's no meat in this barbeque".My mate's mum explains that it is only a picture and does not contain any meat.The red faced bloke then scuttles off saying "i better take the other five out of the freezer then". :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: