Not fair, my flamegriller won't let me play with this!

 

You guys can though! LOL

http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp

 

 

 

 

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Congratulations. (You passed the test.)

 

You are either a Sable or a Owl personality.

But you may also be a Wild Cat personality.

 

Me, apparently...

Timmy Lad!

 

I passed the test.......I am a Tiger.

 

Must have been what I ate for Breakfast....GGGgggrrr

 

 

It says;

 

Tigers are handsome and powerful people with an innate self-confidence and elegance. There's a sense of immediacy and an aura of electricity that surrounds it, and when it walks into a room, something always seems about to happen. Consider the classic tiger personality of F. Lee Bailey. He expresses himself with the confidence of one who expects his orders to be unquestionably followed, and his autocratic style demands respect and commands fear. For once a tiger has found its groove, it focuses on its goal with a brightly burning intensity. Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake. But when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits, you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals.

 

As a nocturnal hunter the tiger is equipped with a great deal of street sense. Able to read people's motivations and assess situations quickly, it is blunt and to the point, commanding attention with just a whisper or a raising of its eyebrow. It demands respect and commands fear. Unlike their cat relatives, tigers enjoy sports of all kinds, with a particular affinity for water sports. They are often seen in the company of river dolphins and sea lions on a casual and socially limited basis.

 

With a need to dominate their partners, their passionate advances can often be too intense for those fainthearted partners, so they must choose their lovers wisely. Because of their propensity for solitude, they avoid long-lasting relationships and place little value on fidelity -- proving to be unsettled and promiscuous.

 

Marry it? Yes. Tame it? Never! It's hard to put one's finger on why the tiger struggles to settle down, but one theory has it that the tiger views marriage as a threat to its independence. But their emotional detachment should not be confused with a desire to avoid intimacy; for intimacy is the tiger's greatest sensual tool. By offering its lover its deeply held secrets, it adds another dimension of eroticism to its lovemaking.

 

However, those tigers that have been married for a while will tell you that matrimony can be quite agreeable. Perhaps then, it's their impossible search for the perfect partner that keeps them on the prowl, although more than likely, we'll never understand the dark forces that frame its fearful symmetry.

 

Careers and Hobbies

Trial Lawyer, CEO

Engineer, Self-employed

 

Adventure Sports

Parties Action movies

Fine clothes

 

Famous Tigers

Jack Nicholson, Ted Nugent, F. Lee Bailey, James Bond, Tiger Woods.

 

After reading that I am scared, very true to me that is!

 

Matty.

 

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

remind me not to go to the same meets as you, Matty. Apparently I'm a Zebra .

remind me not to go to the same meets as you, Matty. Apparently I'm a Zebra .

OK, just for you Timmy - choose your answer :

 

Size :

Small & Trim (1)

Average Size (2)

Above Average Size (3)

Extra Large (4)

 

Aggression :

Submissive, prefers not to compete (1)

Low Key and Sensitve (2)

Somewhat assertive - usually accommodating (3)

Strong-willed and assertive (4)

Extremely assertive and competetive (5)

 

Gregariousness :

Self contained; keeps mainly to self & Family (1)

Prefers the company of small groups of friends (2)

Popular & outgoing; enjoys socialising (3)

Extremely outgoing; wide circle of friends (4)

 

Attractiveness :

Plain looking; nothing striking (1)

Average Looking with some nice attributes (2)

Good Looking; strong features and sexy (3)

Very attractive; turns heads (4)

 

Dependability / Predicatability :

Not very dependable or trustworhty (1)

Generally honest, somewhat unpredictable (2)

Dependable and honest, usually reliable (3)

Very dependable, honest, always reliable (4)

 

Intelligence :

Avoids intellectual pursuits (1)

Intelligent & Bright, enjoys reading and debating (2)

Very intelligent. Loves intellectual challenges (3)

 

Athletic Ability :

Generally inactive, occasionally plays sport (1)

Enjoys sport as a recreational tool (2)

Extremely athletic, loves physical challenges (3)

 

Life Success :

Has potential but struggles to get motivated (1)

Reaches most goals set for self (2)

Drive to constantly achieve, very successful at work (3)

 

Love of travel :

Homebody; enjoys vactioning close to home (1)

Loves to travel, even if unable to (2)

 

 

 

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Wildcat

 

 

Genera and species: Felis Sylvestris

Collective Term: A clowder of wildcats

 

Wildcat personalities do not differ substantially from their domestic cousins Felis Domesiticus and exhibit the aloof behavior that is common to all felines. With their well-deserved reputations as creatures of comfort, wildcats jealously guard their independence while indulging in the finer things in life. Attractive, solitary, creative, and curious, these individuals are quite happy to observe the world from a distance.

 

The wildcat would never take a conventional route, preferring to explore life from off the beaten track -- relying heavily on its instincts and powers of observation to guide it safely through the jungle. Its air of indifference and need for privacy keeps it on the outskirts of society, but its love for comfort always brings it back

 

The wildcat differs from its lion relatives in its approach to its social structure. With an aversion to the complex family organization of the lion, the wildcat finds freedom and self-indulgence to be far more compelling. So as a natural explorer, it disdains staying in one place for long, preferring the freedom of solitary roaming. in exotic locales. This wanderlust makes it ideal for a career as a travel agent, explorer, mountain climber, researcher or writer.

 

It's difficult to really know cats. Although they make little attempt to disguise their emotions, their communication style is somewhat abstract. They readily display their disgust and boredom as it stalk off to spend solitary time sulking. Usually however, they return to the place that offers them security and creature comforts. Close alliances are formed with others that share their eremitic and wandering ways. Horse and deer, and tiger personalities are good candidates as soul mates, while gorillas provide them with much appreciated security.

 

Wildcats are also incorrigible flirts and their feline mannerisms are attractive to members of the opposite sex. As a result, wildcats almost always get what they want -- plenty of pampering without the nuisance of a long-term mate. And making love to one is more than just a lot of hissing and scratching, for it is a curious lover whose tendency to get lost in the moment guarantees an unpredictable encounter.

 

Because of the wildcat's tendency to protect its independence, it can be difficult to get it to talk about personal issues. But when it comes to matters of the world, the wildcat loves a challenging debate. It is thoughtful and insightful on neutral themes, but when things get personal . . . logic flies out the window with the cat close on its heels.

 

Careers and Hobbies

Explorer Dancer

Travel agent Researcher

Writer

 

Traveling Massages

Shopping Dancing

 

Famous Wildcats

Michele Pfeifer, Heather Locklear.

 

 

 

James,

 

You going to Billing? Hope so....

 

I won't bring dinner with me!

 

Maty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Thanks a fucking bunch Timmy.

 

You are either a Otter or a Bat personality.

But you may also be a Snake personality.

OR Owl... there's bits of me in both...

 

 

Owl

Genera and species: Tyto Alba

Collective Term: A parliament of owls

Description

The owl is the tranquil face of the bird personalities. A creature of great integrity, its quiet serene demeanor accords it an air of mystery and diffidence and it is known as the serene, wise observer of human society. Always well groomed, it is a noble individual with elegantly chiseled features that borders on the fine edge of beauty and homeliness. It's large eyes are often framed by handsome eyeglasses.

 

But like all birds, the owl has a penchant for remaining above the fray and can be quite eccentric in maintaining their individuality. With a tendency to lose themselves in the pursuit of knowledge, owls are prone to disconnect with the relationships that are so important to them. But, they are the first to admit their shortcomings and manage to disarm their critics with a genuinely humble self-appraisal. Abraham Lincoln used this technique rather effectively in his reign as president.

 

Owls have developed quite a reputation for intelligence but it's really their calm and insightful nature that gives this impression. Instead of an intellectual approach to life they use their deeper spiritual senses to guide them, and like their nocturnal cohort the bats, have a deeply philosophical bent.

 

Unlike the terrestrial creatures, the owl is not a prisoner of its sex-drive, but with its air of refined sensuality is hardly shy about throwing itself into the physical aspects of a relationship. When it focuses its sharp ardor on its lover it ignites a steamy and animated encounter. The owl views sex as a complement to its relationships and certainly not as a key component. It would do well to recognize the significance of physical affection outside the bedroom, for its partner is often starved for non-sexual reassurance.

 

A discussion with an owl is both enlightening and challenging. It somehow manages to spin the most mundane subjects into philosophical musings on the nature of humanity and the state of the world. While these discussions are provocative and engaging, they often obscure the real purpose of communication -- the revealing of one's heart and mind. Take heed, wise owl. Remember that sometimes things are just what they seem!

 

Careers and Hobbies

Bank manager Judge

Diplomat Head of state

 

Reading Debating

Chess Philosophy

 

 

Famous Owls

Nelson Mandela, Oprah Winfrey, Abraham Lincoln.

 

 

[This message has been edited by Ajay (edited 11-04-2002).]

Originally posted by Ajay:

OK, just for you Timmy - choose your answer :

 

Size :

Small & Trim (1)

Average Size (2)

Above Average Size (3)

Extra Large (4)

 

2

 

Aggression :

Submissive, prefers not to compete (1)

Low Key and Sensitve (2)

Somewhat assertive - usually accommodating (3)

Strong-willed and assertive (4)

Extremely assertive and competeive (5)

 

4

 

Gregariousness :

Self contained; keeps mainly to self & Family (1)

Prefers the company of small groups of friends (2)

Popular & outgoing; enjoys socialising (3)

Extremely outgoing; wide circle of friends (4)

 

3

 

Attractiveness :

Plain looking; nothing striking (1)

Average Looking with some nice attributes (2)

Good Looking; strong features and sexy (3)

Very attractive; turns heads (4)

 

3 LMAO

 

Dependability / Predicatability :

Not very dependable or trustworhty (1)

Generally honest, somewhat unpredictable (2)

Dependable and honest, usually reliable (3)

Very dependable, honest, always reliable (4)

 

2

 

Intelligence :

Avoids intellectual pursuits (1)

Intelligent & Bright, enjoys reading and debating (2)

Very intelligent. Loves intellectual challenges (3)

 

2

 

Athletic Ability :

Generally inactive, occasionally plays sport (1)

Enjoys sport as a recreational tool (2)

Extremely athletic, loves physical challenges (3)

 

1

 

Life Success :

Has potential but struggles to get motivated (1)

Reaches most goals set for self (2)

Drive to constantly achieve, very successful at work (3)

 

1

 

Love of travel :

Homebody; enjoys vactioning close to home (1)

Loves to travel, even if unable to (2)

 

2

 

Cheers Ajay, this should be a laugh!

 

 

 

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ROFLMFAO

 

Mat Lad yours is absolutely bang on dead centre bud!

 

Still pissing meself now! Nocturnal hunter, loves water sports? Not wrong there!

 

Elk and Caribu are his favs...ROFL

 

Oh man!!! Still cryin'

 

 

 

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TIMMEH!!

 

Congratulations. (You passed the test.)

 

You are either a Rooster or a Weasel personality.

But you may also be a Bear personality.

Originally posted by Ajay:

TIMMEH!!

 

Congratulations. (You passed the test.)

 

You are either a Rooster or a Weasel personality.

But you may also be a Bear personality.

 

LMAO

 

Thanks for that Ajay, Jezz, don't know what you got to moan about! LOL I could be a sodding weasel or a rooster!

 

Mind you the Rooster usually gets to shag loadsa hens though...good effort! LOL

 

 

 

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Timmy Lad,

 

Scared the crap out of me, a bit too close to the truh that!

 

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Rooster

Genera and species: Gallus Gallus

Collective Term: A brood of roosters

 

 

Description

Roosters are those talented, creative, but somewhat eccentric people who make life interesting for the rest of us. Their bird-like minds are always on the lookout for stimulation and roosters display the characteristically high-energy behavior of their species. They are artistic, creative, and sophisticated with a thorough knowledge of fine wines, cooking, writing, theater and painting. Subscribing to the early bird maxim, roosters rise a little earlier than their competition and could even be accused of having their fingers in too many pies. For the world is so fascinating to the rooster, that settling down into any one career would be impossibly constricting. Unfortunately, their earning potential can suffer in a competitive world that rewards specialization. But, roosters will succeed when they choose a career that presents a variety of challenges, such as medicine, publishing, journalism, or acting.

 

There's a touch of glamour in everything the rooster does -- for settling for less would be exasperating to the rooster's essence. Why take the train if you can fly? This philosophy pervades its personal life, for the rooster proves to be a perfectionist in the bedroom too. Of course, roosters are not above crowing a little, if they feel that their efforts have gone unnoticed. But in the long run, partners have few complaints holding their rooster lover in the highest regard as paramour.

 

Their ideal mates include peacocks who are attracted to their strong demeanor and flashy style. They are incorrigible flirts and although successful in attracting mates, their egos sometimes drive potential partners away. When sufficiently motivated by the right partner however, the rooster will generally find a way to make the relationship work.

 

As a parent, it is fussy and attentive. Like the proverbial brooding hen, it is involved with every aspect of its children's lives; including their dress and company they keep; some even accuse the rooster of being overprotective. Although its children might resent their parent's interference, they learn to appreciate their concerns as they mature. The more reserved animal personalities such as bats, bison and moles find them to be fussy and bossy, and snake and canine personalities should be studiously avoided.

 

A rooster will not be silent while there's breath in its body and although its powerful voice tends to be on the shrill side -- when it calls for action, everyone responds. Fuelled by resentment of their brazen style, these saucy birds hear a lot of unkind remarks from members of their own species and these barbs tear at their self-esteem. But when things look bleak, they stick to their guns, redouble their efforts, and live by the motto: if at first you don't suck seed, try drier grain.

 

Careers and Hobbies

Broadcaster Insurance agent

Medical Actor

Editor Journalist

 

Eating out Socializing

Shopping Music

 

Famous Roosters

PT Barnum, Dennis Rodman, The artist formerly known as Prince.

 

 

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Weasel

Genera and species: Mustela Nivalis

Collective Term: A sneak of weasels

 

 

Description

Weasel personalities are closely related to badgers and skunks, and are suave and disarmingly charming. With their quick minds and lithe physiques, they might appear to be promising companions, but are notorious for the Machiavellian streak that underscores their personalities. Their behavior is motivated by the fact that it is one of the world's smallest carnivores, and while lions and wolves may be able to afford a direct approach in acquiring resources, the smaller personality of the weasel requires more devious tactics. Its survival strategy is based on the manipulation of others and it uses its charm as its chief weapon.

 

Weasels lack the emotional and spiritual maturity found in the larger carnivores. They are masters of chaos and their above average intelligence allows them to think quite well on their feet. Weasels are attracted to unorthodox environments. Their quick minds are able to take advantage of rapidly changing situations and they'll always emerge with more than their fair share of the booty. They share the same ambitious streak as their cousins the beaver, but their distaste for hard work has them behaving more like their skunk relatives who also resort to chicanery.

 

They have an uncanny knack of sensing weakness in others and they'll often team up with more successful animal personalities, gaining their trust and then milking them for all they're worth. These relationships are completely one sided. Taking what they need, they soon scuttle off to prey on their next victim.As lawyers, they are the essence of what is wrong with the justice system. Interested only in filling their own pockets, they can be seen on late night TV touting their personal injury services.

 

Sex is an escape for the weasel that frequently indulges in quick wild fixes, and although it has no shortage of willing partners, it favors connections with its favorite targets: badgers, prairie dogs, and wild cats. The weasel lover is earnest and attentive, with an uncanny ability to make its partner feel as though he or she was the only person in the world. Its appealing shyness and disarming vulnerability heightens the illusion. But, since honesty is an obstacle to its quest for sex, most partners remain unaware of this rascal's true intentions until they've met its wife and kids.

 

It's impossible to get a straight answer out of a weasel for it simply does not have the inclination to deal with difficult issues, sidestepping them with typical weasel agility. Occasionally though -- in a rush of blood -- it will reveal a fleeting insight into its heart. But out of fear of exposing its true motives, it quickly clams up and regains control.

 

Careers and Hobbies

Paparazzi Reporter

Politician Lawyer

 

Fine clothes Music

Adventure films Photography

 

Famous Weasels

Mark Fuhrman, Manuel Noriega

 

 

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Bear

Genera and species: Euarctos Americanus

Collective Term: A maul of bears

 

 

Description

Conflicting forces shape the bear's nature. Since it is a classic omnivore, this burly beast exhibits two distinct sides to its personality. The carnivorous component makes the bear gruff and powerful, while its herbivorous side reveals a sensitive and intelligent individual.

 

With their gruff outgoing personalities, their burly physiques and strong characters make bears easy to identify. Their natural confidence and swaggering gaits puts others on notice that a bear is present. They require a great deal of personal space and when they enter a room, the tension level rises. As youngsters, bears excel in sports, although their propensity for laziness relegates it to being an observer and fan in later life. Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world.

 

Although it is aware and intelligent, the bear mostly succeeds from the sheer force of its personality. Rarely challenged to reach its full intellectual potential, it dominates conversations with its intense single-mindedness. However, it is unwilling to argue from a position that it doesn't truly believe in, which makes it a lousy lawyer.

 

Bearsroutinely enjoy success in all aspects of their industrious lives and their large and capable frames elicit respect and admiration in the workplace. Their natural leadership talents make them suitable for jobs in management, academia and personnel training. General Norman Schwarzkopf is the quintessential bear personality, typifying this breed's no-nonsense head-on approach to life.

 

Two elements define the bear's style of debate. Never avoid an argument and never back down. Bears will batter their opponents into submission just for the endorphin rush -- for there's nothing a bear enjoys more than pitting every drop of its intellectual juices against the mind of a worthy opponent.

 

 

These large carnivores are not the most reciprocating of lovers and their mating habits can be described as intense, speedy and sweaty -- never as romantic or extravagant. But still, they're always willing to get the fur flying, and their mates secretly appreciate the passion and ferocity of their sexual interest.

 

Careers and Hobbies

P.E. Teacher Politics

Teaching Military

Camping Outdoor Activities

 

Sleeping Competing

Fishing Debating

 

Famous Bears

Teddy Roosevelt, Babe Ruth, Norman Schwartzkop, Jack Nicklaus.

Quote...

 

The more reserved animal personalities such as bats, bison and moles find them to be fussy and bossy, and snake and canine personalities should be studiously avoided.

 

ROFLMAO

 

Can't wait to see who, apart from the Jezz Meister, will turn out to be snakes! LOL

 

[Edited by Rooster_Turbo...cock-a-doodle dooooooooooooo!!!]

 

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 11-04-2002).]

Hey I'm not a snake, just might be that's all!

 

My answers were pretty similar to yours though timskyboyo.

I'm a wolf, is that good or bad??

Who cares!!

I am either a Porcupine or a Wild Cat personality.

But I may also be a Snake personality.

 

So I am either a Prick, a Pussy or a slithery venomous predator.

 

Seems a pretty accurate description hehe

 

lol im a walrus and doughnuts are im my description

Im a fecking Warthog.

 

Warthog

Genera and species: Phacochoerus Aethiopicus

Collective Term: A revolt of warthogs

Description

Warthogs are those seemingly self-assured individuals who are never at a loss for words. Their bellicose behavior dominates all aspects of their successful lives (ala Newt Gingrich.) Neither polished nor good-looking, warthogs have stumbled upon a unique combination of aggression and charisma and have adopted it as their survival strategy. Although these ultra-intelligent animals are self-centered to the core, they do have a few redeeming qualities that make them worthy of business partnerships and interesting relationships.

 

Little pride is taken in their physical appearance and they are homely in both personality and countenance. Preferring intimidation and bluster in achieving their goals, they have little inclination to observe social niceties. Their distaste for etiquette also extends to their backbiting and manipulation, but they can be quite charming when the situation calls for it. With their uncanny ability to discern the motives of others, warthogs are masters at spotting weaknesses in their opponents. But as is typical of most herbivores, their swaggering behavior stems from deep insecurities. Hostility is a wonderful defensive tool, made even more potent when combined with a quick tongue and sharp mind.

 

It's common for warthogs to be self-employed. With their self-discipline and strength of character, they are formidable business adversaries. They reward loyalty but have a vindictive streak for those who cross swords with them. Their tempers often overcome their good judgment.

 

The warthog uses its intense personality to barrel into a lover's life. By saying the right things long enough to get its foot in the door, it quickly takes control of the relationship. As a lover, the warthog is usually selfish but will please its partner if it expects to receive something in return. Ideal partners are individuals that actually enjoy being dominated and the timid snake, cottontail and shrew personalities make for satisfyingly submissive sexual liaisons.

 

There's an odd quirk to the warthog personality, for it will occasionally fall head over heels for its partner and act like a lovesick puppy. However, since the warthog hates the feeling of being out of control, it soon pulls itself together and resumes its boarish behavior.

 

A conversation with a warthog can be akin to banging one's head against a termite-mound -- especially when, after pouring your heart out, you find that it hadn't heard a word you said. No one's opinion, other than the warthog's seems to count and constructive criticism is seen as a declaration of disloyalty. The warthog would be well served to influence others with respect and love, and not just by manipulation.