thats the name of nikki's (from big brother) new programme

 

fook i couldnt put up with that tw4t, i would end up kicking her fookin head in, oh BTW the programme looks shite aswell, all she does is wail like a fookin banshee and moan about everything

...all she does is wail like a fookin banshee and moan about everything

 

Big deal...I could do that, and get paid a bundle for it:rant:

Oh God No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She would wail like a banshee if I got hold of her lol

she needs stabbing with a blunt spoon

she needs stabbing with a blunt spoon

 

What did the blunt spoon do wrong? :confused:

The girl wants shot.

What did the blunt spoon do wrong? :confused:

 

ok one which has gone rusty and needs throwing out, then i would stab her and spoon her eyes out the ugly moaning little bint

The girl wants shot.

Yeah a shot of fookin cyanide!! :rofl:

ok one which has gone rusty and needs throwing out, then i would stab her and spoon her eyes out the ugly moaning little bint

 

Orrrrrrr just don't watch it, problem solved :D

I'd bum her into the middle of next week.

 

Then burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe. ;)

I'd bum her into the middle of next week.

 

Then burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe. ;)

 

Your a very sick man :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

1001 ways to torture BB's Nikki to death. Now thats a reality program I would watch :rofl:

Who exactly is Nikki? (For those of us who never saw BB.)

Just think stereotypical blonde, whinging tart with a face like the smacked arse of a rhino and you are not far off.

I'd bum her into the middle of next week.

 

Then burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe. ;)

Thats the most sensible answer I heard in this godforsaken tread

Russell Grant (the comedian rather than the tubby camp astrologer for those of a certain age...;)) was right: face like a ball-bag. Mind you, I agree in theory on the bumming but would have to place her in a bag weighted with some bricks and throw her into the river afterwards.

She does have an arse like a ten year old boy ;)

She does have an arse like a ten year old boy ;)

:shock: :shock: you dirty dirty man :shock: :shock:

She does have an arse like a ten year old boy ;)

Now that's just wrong. :wack: :nono: :rofl:

She does have an arse like a ten year old boy ;)

 

How do you know what they look like? :shock:

Russell Grant (the comedian rather than the tubby camp astrologer for those of a certain age...;)) was right: face like a ball-bag. Mind you, I agree in theory on the bumming but would have to place her in a bag weighted with some bricks and throw her into the river afterwards.

 

 

 

lol. You don`t mean Russell Brand by any chance do you? :p

she has a severe mental problem has tantrums like a baby...........

ohh yes and shes skinny like a bean pole.....

and she like that other freak pete........

lol. You don`t mean Russell Brand by any chance do you? :p

Yeah, him as well! Lol! :D

we got mr FRIDAY talking about gay russell grant and agreeing with the theory of bumming, and craig david talking about 10 year old boys arses. for f*** sake whats wrong with you lot. some serious issues need addressing, lol