i just cant believe it :headvswal :rant: :( :confused:

A SAXO VTS enialated you?

WELL.........I'm waiting???????

i just cant believe it :headvswal :rant: :( :confused:

 

 

i can't belive you are full of SH!T...spit it out bud..... :rofl: :rofl:

 

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penguins are living in your loft space

You realised that your veilside bumper was cack :rofl: :p

you tripped over the cat

Youve finally realised that under car lighting is soooooooooooooooooo naff :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You realised that your veilside bumper was cack :rofl: :p

 

 

bog off veilside bumpers are the dogs wotsits!!! :rofl: :rofl: ;)

you found out that loading in 80,000 watts of stereo equipment and mdf makes your car about as fast as a challenger tank?

you slipped up the dirt track rather than the pink slinky?

vader is lukes father?

you know the meaning of life.....

 

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you made half the zx owners in uk read this thread?

Your right we will never guess, so tell us you sackless bag of..........oh sorry I mean please let us know.

i just cant believe it :headvswal :rant: :( :confused:

 

you found out its really not butter :rofl:

you're really Bird in disguise?

ourlass says this to me All the time "hey you never guess who i saw today".... and i reply........."hey your right, so why not just fookin tell me"

 

take note boyo and just tell us lol

You are a Hemaphrodite and youve just found out you shoud be called hellen

Your Mrs found your secret stash of porn? :rofl:

Your Mrs found your secret stash of porn? :rofl:

or you,ve just found her stash of porn :rofl:

you've just realised that those small, noisy poeple living upstairs are in fact, your children?

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You just found out that your really really Gay LOL

You found out that you are a lesbian trapped in a man's body ?

Thats youve never made your Missus get to the big "O" ever and she has to sneak off when your asleep with Mr Plastic Fantastic