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LMFAO O NO I think he sells cheap intercoolers to .Do me them for cost and I will think about it .

 

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ROFLMFAO

 

Do you get a free Mills & Boon from the Muffman aswell??? CLASS!

 

 

 

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Blitz Cat back zorst

Blitz Induction kit

SE chip

Soon to be MAC2 Stillen Beast

Now here's a good read!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1890159026/qid%3D1017735794/026-0888058-0962021

 

Before you ask, someone sent me that link as a joke and I'm passing on the laughs, OK?

ROFL

 

Originally posted by ChrisC:

Now here's a good read!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1890159026/qid%3D1017735794/026-0888058-09620 21

 

Before you ask, someone sent me that link as a joke and I'm passing on the laughs, OK?

ROFL

 

ROFLMAO

Just read the buyers reviews.

LOL

 

Gonna buy a copy & send it to someone at work, stand back & watch the sparks fly

No one will ever insert somethin in my arse!!

Its one way only

Paul

Originally posted by paulg:

No one will ever insert somethin in my arse!!

Its one way only

Paul

 

you have a vagina in your arse?!!!

Mike if you read they are on about anal fisting too .

 

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I read what you write and the tears are rolling down my face, and no one touched my arse to do it. ROFLMFAO

is that even possible? ive heard of some pretty freaky things gettign stuck up there but I can't even fit my fist in my mouth!!!! how do you explain that to the nice nurse at accident and emergeny, "she went mental and thought I was orvil"

 

ill try and dig out a story of a man getting a luight bulb stuck up his bum, obviously you cna't smash that to get it out !OUCH!

Big Roy tells me he uses a very large jar of vasaline LMAO

 

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Look a fist is a piece of cake if you can get this in LMFAO

This is Roy before he started training .

 

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Having worked in a hospital, albeit on the IT side, you would be amazed at some of the things that get stuck in various orifices of the human body.

 

For women there were lightbulbs, Mum roll-on deodorant bottles, the usual assortment of vegetables, a glass coke bottle which created a vacuum and had to be smashed, candles et al...

 

For Men there are an AWFUL lot of Vaseline'd Old Spice bottles that just happened to be in the middle of the bathroom floor, just in the right position to be ...uh... slipped on when the gentlemen in question stepped out of his shower..., again the vegetables and candles...

So Ajay do you think that picture is possable????

 

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From the pages of the Bloomberg News Service... 11/8/93, Salt Lake City

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Two men were seriously injured today, during what authorities say is a deviate, dangerous, and highly illegal sexual practice. Vito Bustone sustained second-degree burns to his face and scalp while Kiki Rodriguez, his partner, suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

 

The act that caused so much agony is known in the gay community as "felching". This involves the insertion of a cardboard tube into the rectum followed by the introduction of a rodent (usually a gerbil), which is forced up the tube into the lower intestine. Problems started when Bustone could not retrieve the gerbil from Rodriguez's anus. Rodriguez had orgasmed and demanded the removal of the rodent.

 

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Vito Bustone told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Bustone, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Rodriguez, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.

 

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot up the tube, igniting Mr Bustone’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

 

Bustone suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Rodriguez suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

 

Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves the faggots right". 'It's Raggot I feel sorry for: being stuffed up some queen's tradesman's entrance.'

 

( © Bloomberg News Service August 11, 1993)

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Originally posted by MAC 1:

So Ajay do you think that picture is possable????

 

I would have to say no - he would suffocate himself just by getting into that position. And to be honest, the size of the back does not match the size of the legs. Besides which, I know that there are certain drugs that do relax the anus, but to relax it that far would not only mean that you were incontinent but that half your colon would fall through the gap!

 

Most embarassing position that I can remember coming through the doors at the hospital was a couple who had been attempting fellatio, only she had a brace on and got herself so caught up in his pubic hair that it was impossible to free herself without the aid of wrenching or scissors (Neither of which he would allow, apparently!. Or at least not by her, with her limited vision...! )

 

 

...coming through the doors...[/b]

 

You'd think they would stop when they got to the hospital

 

Some people, eh?

 

 

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Well, if she was in that position ANYWAY, might as well make the most of it, eh?

I saw a photo and x-ray of a guy who had stuck a jam jar up his arse somewhere on the net.

The lip round the top of the jar and the vacuum stopped it coming back out.

Apparently they removed it by standing him on his head and putting a stick in it and filling it with plaster. When it set they pulled it out looking like a german hand grenade! LOL

 

It's for yoohoooo!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/16903.html

I've heard the expression "give my phone a ring", but not "give my ring a phone"

Dave

fnark fnark skwibble nice one Dave LOL

Originally posted by DaveW:

I've heard the expression "give my phone a ring", but not "give my ring a phone"

Dave

Dave I bet you get shit reception in there .

 

 

 

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