im trying 2 work out why they call the brookside garage at cemaes bay 'nelson' can anyone tell me??? my car has been there for over three weeks having new turbo's fitted really miss my car over easter expecially when i saw one at min y don on anglesey l reg i think red with bobby on the nu plate really nice

Nelson Mandella

Nissan MainDealer.

 

bet your really dissapointed now LOL

thats a good one well i will know from now on cheers m8

ROFL

 

Hey Mr. RedZ when is it coming out??? Hope it's OK and I know how you feel mate! My car has had more holidays than me...and on 22nd April I will wave goodbye again for another month or so! Bummer!

 

Means doing 700 miles a week in a shitty manual hire car of some sort! Not looking forward to that. Manual cars suck big time!

 

 

 

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sometime this week i hope they have been really slow doing the work on the car, and i was really looking forward to posing in it over easter but instead i had 2 use a courtesy car an r34 skyline!!!! yeah! i wish it was a 1.6 j reg primera what a shit heap hope nobody saw me in it LOL!!!

The full joke:

 

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in

 

complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You sign! You sign!"

 

Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Push off", and shuts the door in his face.

 

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, push off! You've got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!"

 

Then he slams the door in his face again.

 

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusts a clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!"

 

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

 

The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

 

"You not Nissan Maindealer?"

 

 

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John Newcomb

www.geocities.com/jn300zxtt