Sorry about the language. Bob has a good idea why I am going crazy.

AnywayZ, a little bit of help and advice from you guys in the know.

My next door neighbours are getting on a bit.

Senile would be a good description. I was letting my motor cool down after a blast out this afternoon and the Arses started to rant and rave about the noise. Tooley ,Submarine,

Mark and Bob already know what I`m talking about.

Any comebacks, advice and tips would be much appreciated.

 

Christ where`s my beer.

 

Had to get it of my chest and I thought a bit of Z therapy would do the trick.

 

ThankZ in anticipation.

 

Johnny Boy.

 

Get some nice loud air horns like mine and next time they moan just drown the old gits out.

 

well try be nice to them , make them feel bad if that dosent work buy them a carrot cake with rattex in it

 

The old boy didn`t seen to bad when i was there, but the bitch needs shooting!

 

There is an easy fix to this problem.

 

If you rev it hard enough they will go deaf... and they will never complain again.

 

just ignore them completely

dont even acknowledge them

especially if you only come and go during "sociable" hours of the day

 

Looks like the next meet/burnout competition should be in Johnnys street eh?..

 

But seriously-

Being aggressive isnt going to help, you need to patch things up with the old folk. Start by offering them a lift to the bingo on Friday night and after you've taken a couple of roundabouts sideways so many of their vital organs will have ceased to function you will have a problem no more.

 

Paul.

 

 

fuck em m8 i've told you if you want them sorted then just give me the nod and in a fortnights time they will be out of your hair and they will not know where its even come from. people like them are what make my job so much fun if you would have let me sort him that day when i said you wouldn't be in the aggro state you are in now

 

Johnny Boy,

 

I totally Sympathize with you on this, the Bitch that I used to live under in my flat complained like shit about all my cars.

 

Basically fuck all you can do mate short of a Eye ball poppin lead pipe beating.

 

Or Go Back to the Stock Exhaust Bwahahahahah.

 

Z ya

 

Nico91TT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Johhny,

 

This is what I'll be doing outside my neighbours house if he complains again.......

 

Launch control set to 6000rpm with traction set on 15% (for smoke effect).

 

Hit the gas for a 30 seconds and let rip.

 

He hasn't said a thing though since I gave him a bollocking a few weeks ago.

 

And Anders UK is to blame for that one. lol

 

Steve

 

here's a tip for problem neighbours be seen to be walking around your property with a firearm and let them overhear the odd conversation your having with your less than scrupulous friends the peeps next door to me as sweet and have never said a dicky bird

 

Sounds like a job for the Nuclear Present...just give me the six figure grid reference...then run like mad....I recommend Southern France should survive...maybe

 

You could try borrowing a friends shitty old car, wait for them too go shopping/bingo (does it really matter)and then run them down like all old cranky bastrds should be.

 

JW

 

 

Ummmmm!

 

Steve, and there's me thinking your neighbour was extremely impressed by the throb throb throb of the HKS Super Dragger......Like I said, Man's exhaust LOL.

 

Andy

 

i could bring my lowrider over jonny and hop it on the old farts head that may beat some sense in 2 him

 

i could bring my lowrider over jonny and hop it on the old farts head that may beat some sense in 2 him

 

:eek: Shoot the B******S No-one will miss them they smell of wee.

 

Now now guys, You're all be old too some day and would have traded your Z in for the state of the art battery powered buggy! ROFL

With twin power packs ........

 

 

ThankZ guys. I will be doing a Vincent Price on the Old Buggers. I like the coment about smelling of wee. Very Funny. Nice to know I am not a victim of Z Genocide Freaks.