ok question.... why is it always girls who pose naked on cars! :confused:

 

why do we never see some fit blokes stretched over bonnets! :bow: not that i mind seeing birds on bonnets and all... but you never see birds with fit bodies AND nice faces... they always have the nice fit bodies to take the attention away from their faces! :rofl:

Supply and demand. Women don't tend to be as interested in cars as guys and thus the need is not there.

the girls at japfest looked they had just been run over....

 

right sorry looking lot......

 

minger alert was going off lmao

 

and WHY would you want to see a man on car, thats not right, we are to busy driving them and being right to have pics taken

but its like, what about the few girls who do drive these fancy cars... im sure alot of them get sick of seeing girls!!!

 

i'd love to as a joke get a bloke to sprawl himself over my bonnet at a show and see how much attention he gets...

 

so come on guys, who is willing to lay on the bonnet for a couple of hours! :rofl:

I'd be more than happy, but being a male minger, you would not want me on your hood......

 

 

i would however, be superb for the adult nature pics....

 

 

 

 

who am i kidding lol

I'd be more than happy, but being a male minger, you would not want me on your hood......

 

 

i would however, be superb for the adult nature pics....

 

 

 

 

who am i kidding lol

 

lmao..... well next show... u in your jocks (underpants) :rofl: on my hood!!!

 

 

(going home --> catch up tomorrow)

 

x

i can see JAE being fun :hurl:

ok question.... why is it always girls who pose naked on cars! :confused:

 

why do we never see some fit blokes stretched over bonnets! :bow: not that i mind seeing birds on bonnets and all... but you never see birds with fit bodies AND nice faces... they always have the nice fit bodies to take the attention away from their faces! :rofl:

 

Tell ya what, i'll do some male modelling for ya then hehe

I see a Mr 300 for the forum coming on, just like miss not so long ago.

do you really want too see my fat ass sprawled across your bonnet, if so then im always willing

 

dont blame me when your bonnet gets dinted though lol

Yep those bonets are only light Ally. I wouldn't want a bird laying on mine either.

 

 

On the front pasenger seat, Fully reclined with one leg hanging out the window and the other out the targa top :shock: :shock: :D

 

I look much better laid under the car shouting "pass me that 18mm socket. Not that one the 18mm" :headvswal

 

Or laid on a sun lounger on a beach in the Med

Right i'm up for it although i'd look like chewbacca in a thong but i'll do it just for you LMAO :rofl:

I'd love to see some of the men florting themselves around the Zeds it would be a complete laught. Can we have them dancing as well please?

Also a Mr Zed calender would be nice. :hyper: :hyper:

I'd love to see some of the men florting themselves around the Zeds it would be a complete laught. Can we have them dancing as well please?

Also a Mr Zed calender would be nice. :hyper: :hyper:

 

oh, me can't dance :(

this is getting out of hand, i see the next meet all women and no bloody men...all stood around talking about cooking, knitting and that cow from number 9..

 

and all us poor blokes at home starving and running out of cups

:bow: :bow: :bow:

oh, me can't dance :(

That's fine I didn't say you needed to know how just get yourslves sorted and wing it :rofl:

I think once a few of us guys on here have exposed our hairy bodies, Lady Hunniepie will be wishing she'd never started this thread.

The female figure is soooooo much easier on the eye (please don't anyone post that picture of the minger with gut haning out sat on a parkbench again!!). Shurely most women would admit that themselves??

this is getting out of hand, i see the next meet all women and no bloody men...all stood around talking about cooking, knitting and that cow from number 9..

 

and all us poor blokes at home starving and running out of cups

 

Not quite we girls discuss sex, politics, the price of bacon and whoes car goes the fastest. :rofl:

 

It's about time you men learnt to fend for yourselves in the kitchen department.

 

A FEW HELPFUL POINTERS.......Clean cups in the board, dirty ones go into the dish washer or get washed by hand in the sink with hot water and washing up liquid. Cook the food on the cooker, mind be careful it gets pretty hot. Food found in fridge and freezer they will be cold. Extra food found at the supermarket, don't forget to take money and collect a trolley. :D

A FEW HELPFUL POINTERS.......Clean cups in the board, dirty ones go into the dish washer or get washed by hand in the sink with hot water and washing up liquid. Cook the food on the cooker, mind be careful it gets pretty hot. Food found in fridge and freezer they will be cold. Extra food found at the supermarket, don't forget to take money and collect a trolley. :D

 

...And thats why God invented the Take-Away :rofl:

Quote: Oi love get off the fookin motor I just spent hours polishing the bloody thing. :rofl:

Not quite we girls discuss sex, politics, the price of bacon and whoes car goes the fastest. :rofl:

 

It's about time you men learnt to fend for yourselves in the kitchen department.

 

A FEW HELPFUL POINTERS.......Clean cups in the board, dirty ones go into the dish washer or get washed by hand in the sink with hot water and washing up liquid. Cook the food on the cooker, mind be careful it gets pretty hot. Food found in fridge and freezer they will be cold. Extra food found at the supermarket, don't forget to take money and collect a trolley. :D

 

 

Now if we men did all that, just what would we need you for?????????

Now if we men did all that, just what would we need you for?????????

To soothe your brows when your dieing of a cold. :tongue:

To soothe your brows when your dieing of a cold. :tongue:

 

 

thats what bloody MAM is for........

 

now she no longer does the washing and cooking that is

thats what bloody MAM is for........

 

now she no longer does the washing and cooking that is

Sounds like you guys cann't do without us and we should be asking What can you do for us? ;)

Install your fitted kitchen?? :rofl: