ok...another load of sad gits trying to get famous........i like the opening ceremony just to see what idiots we have this year.......and ive just burnt half my lip off on a pepperoni pizza..... :smw:

You do know that they only put this on to make you feel talented??????

if i went on this,,,id just be constantly pissed!

and groping the birds t*ts...PMSL...

only davinas's........

well the first girl is a complete chav......

i cant stand this programme,where do these people come from

Shite, shite, shite - IMHO :D :D

i cant stand this programme,where do these people come from

i cant either but i find it amazing where they find all these nutters!

all i watch is discovery and national geographic, no shite like big brother

ok...another load of sad gits trying to get famous........i like the opening ceremony just to see what idiots we have this year.......and ive just burnt half my lip off on a pepperoni pizza..... :smw:

 

:rofl: Serves you right eating meat and watching Big brother. We'll be coming around to remove the telly next just to make sure you don't watch any more rubbish :rofl: :rofl:

A very poor excuse for entertainment. But as apparent as that is, it's also apparent that a vast proportion of the UK population are sad muppets who will spend the next 'X' amount of weeks watching this useless drivel.

 

It draws the crowds for unbeknown reasons.

i love it :nana2: what about the bunny girl last in :bow:

:rofl: Serves you right eating meat and watching Big brother. We'll be coming around to remove the telly next just to make sure you don't watch any more rubbish :rofl: :rofl:

I agree about Big Brother - it's bad enough once they've calmed down a bit. I don't think I could stand watching the opening night when they're all trying to make an impression! :eek:

 

I have to disagree about the meat though - the problem isn't the pepperoni, it's the melted cheese... Meat is good. :hyper:

I have to disagree about the meat though - the problem isn't the pepperoni, it's the melted cheese... Meat is good. :hyper:

 

As Jeremy Clarkson says : " It's the duty of an animal to be on my plate at supper time" - couldn't agree more :nana2:

what a laugh...

 

what freaks! Hows about the life guard - reckons he's gods gift to men... :rofl: i would never hook up with him - even if someone paid me! (how can you call yourself sexy when you take a sh1t after every meal!! :rofl: )

 

can already predict the future.....

 

2 gay boys are going to hook up! :headvswal

 

2 posh people will hoook up (george and whatever her name was)

 

:rofl: Bonnie will learn how to say her name (NOT BONNA :rofl: - its Bonnie) F($&*%$(ng CHAV!!

I actually auditioned about 2 years ago, had a right laugh doing it too :D

 

Met this gay couple in the line who were a hoot to chat to but unfortunately when they took the eight of us in the queue loud gay guys and a slapper who's smoked 40 a day with her boobs hanging out and saying she's a bit loose always stand out so i didn't get picked BUT the gay guy with a beard from the couple got all the way to being a reserve contestant, top bloke as well, he was on the warmup show and far FAR funnier than Marko, bald headed coont :rant:

A very poor excuse for entertainment. But as apparent as that is, it's also apparent that a vast proportion of the UK population are sad muppets who will spend the next 'X' amount of weeks watching this useless drivel.

 

It draws the crowds for unbeknown reasons.

 

 

You calling me a muppet Si? ;)

At the point of watching it, yes, I'd say so. :lol:

what a laugh...

 

what freaks! Hows about the life guard - reckons he's gods gift to men... :rofl: i would never hook up with him - even if someone paid me! (how can you call yourself sexy when you take a sh1t after every meal!! :rofl: )

 

can already predict the future.....

 

2 gay boys are going to hook up! :headvswal

 

2 posh people will hoook up (george and whatever her name was)

 

:rofl: Bonnie will learn how to say her name (NOT BONNA :rofl: - its Bonnie) F($&*%$(ng CHAV!!

 

 

That life Guard lives in our area, and the accent is totaly BS, mind you English will be a second language for him (we sound more like confused scousers) but you will prob find he is taking the piss, but the producers think by his accent that he is a bit slow (I hope).

whats happened to all the live coverage on e4......watching del boy instead :D

whats happened to all the live coverage on e4......watching del boy instead :D

 

Press the RED button. (don't press the red button FFS!!)

A very poor excuse for entertainment. But as apparent as that is, it's also apparent that a vast proportion of the UK population are sad muppets who will spend the next 'X' amount of weeks watching this useless drivel.

 

It draws the crowds for unbeknown reasons.

 

Yet again I have to agree with you there Si :nana2:

 

Nothing but drivel designed to hypnotise vacuous morons. I have a theory about the name too.

 

It's not called Big Brother because the inmates are constantly watched, it's quite the reverse. It's a sinister plot by the powers that be, to have control over people. Once those vacuous morons are hypnotised into watching it, they are under a spell and their whereabouts are easily known and movements for the next x weeks carefully dictated.......

 

You have been warned......... ;)

 

Richard :rofl: