My next-door neighbour has 6 cats!!!

He is also building a large extension on his house.

Almost every morning i open my bedroom curtains to find a furball curled up on my bonnet!!

How can i stop the bloody vermin from walking cement footprints all over my car...?

Preferably a humane method, but failing that does anyone know what lbs/sq"

spring i'd need to fit to my bonnet hinges. If I fitted a remote controll solenoid to the catch, I could launch the buggers into the next street from the comford of my bedroom :nana2:

:rofl: :hyper: lol

 

it because your bonnet is warm try putting pepper all over the bonnet that should work

Orange rind on the bonnett. Cats detest the smell of citrus fruits. Do it for 3-4 days then they'll give up on it. They love your bonnett because its nice & warm. We had to resort to this method ourselves and it worked a treat.

Isn't citrus juice acidic? won't that damage the paint? Pepper, just normall table pepper? so just sprinkle some on the bonnet...? That make them sneeze? that's kinda ironic cuz I'm alergic to them too :)

Smear dog shit all over the bonnet.

:rofl: :D dog sh*t, i like it lol

You can get those noise things as well that they hate the sound of. We cant hear it.

Isn't citrus juice acidic? won't that damage the paint? Pepper, just normall table pepper? so just sprinkle some on the bonnet...? That make them sneeze? that's kinda ironic cuz I'm alergic to them too :)

 

Yes but just underneath the upside down orange skin you place a piece of baking paper. Sorry I realise I'd forgotten to mention the baking paper.

HMMM... dog shit.... Gives a new meaning to "goes like stink".

How about elecryfying the zed's body?

yeah pepper will make them sneeze alright,

Put a big dog on your bonnet

 

 

 

That should stop the cats

Ye but then how do i get rid of the dog...?

Ye but then how do i get rid of the dog...?

 

 

Elephant? :confused:

Handy... Fertiliser anyone?

Handy... Fertiliser anyone?

 

 

And to get rid of the elephant you can use a mouse. But then it may attract the cat back.

 

Damn cant think of a way out of this for you :confused: .

Maybe if it was a Royal Marine Mouse It would scare away the elephant and kick seven shades of shit out of all 6 of the cats!!

 

I don't think the're be much left for the cat after the eliphant has gone anyhoo.

 

If I get a highpower water pistol and soak the buggers from my bedroom window, how long do you think it'll take for them to get the message???

Plant lavender in your garden cats hate it. Or put some on your bonnet

Hmmm... Have a nice basket arrangement of potpuree moulded into my bonnet... that's a mod no one else has! lol

you could try hanging baskets off your wing mirrors, and a nice window box on your spoiler. :rofl: :rofl: ;)

a-ha... as if it doesn't already look enough like a wedding car!!!!!

one of those high-pitched noise things that detect movement. or a chainsaw.

Leave your bonnet up and open? :D Then put a big stick to keep it open,

 

cat come up, jumps inside, bonnet closes and kills the sod :D

 

:rofl:

 

You can also mount big spikes inside to give 100% success :D lol

.22 air riffle?

.22 air riffle?

or a more sensible idea grenade launcher?

:rofl: You lot better be carefull or the cats protection league and the RSPCA will be after your tails :D