Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night drinking Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks.

 

 

 

He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle street sometime before sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks What's going on here.

 

 

 

A few yards further on and ... BANG. Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. Again he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground. How odd!!

 

 

 

A few yards further along the street and .... crash. Smacked on the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as

 

he can, nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground.

 

He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing.

 

 

 

He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns

 

as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and a pickle.

 

 

 

On the ground dying, he looks up

 

and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps, who are you?

 

 

 

She replies my name is ...........

 

 

 

Buffet the Vampre Slayer ?

 

If it is you are a Very, Very, VERY bad man !

 

LOL.

 

Herman

Huh?

craigs and idiot, thats all i can think of lol.

 

Herman, you da man lol

ok, i know i got blond in my hair but fuck me, i'm sure it sint sifting into my brain???!!! is it??!!

 

explain please!!!

 

Latz

 

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Originally posted by Latz:

ok, i know i got blond in my hair ..

explain please!!!

 

Well, being completely bonde, I shall stick up for a fellow-semi-blond. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a series with Sarah Gellar (Buffy) doing exactly what it says on the tin...

 

A Buffet is a selection of what are called finger-foods (as in, you can eat it with your fingers - so no soup!).

 

So...when Count Dracula is hit in the head with a selection of finger foods, he is being hit by (a) buffet....he's a vampire....attempts are being made on his life.....

 

Buffet the Vampire Slayer.