http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/thread.asp?threadid=75937

 

 

Cheers to the sxoc for the above...heee heee heeeeeeeee

 

 

 

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Thieving gypsy bastard.

Originally posted by Jezz_S13:

Thieving gypsy bastard.

 

I prefer the term 'Pikey Tosser' to be honest Jezz!!! ROFL

 

 

 

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LOL

Pikey tosser it is the

see what I mean, did you nick the 'n' of the end of my last sentence?

Originally posted by Jezz_S13:

see what I mean, did you nick the 'n' of the end of my last sentence?

 

ROFL

 

Hey we shouldn't mock mate! My Aussie mate came into work yesterday and asked me which car park I was in? We got two see, main one and a temporary overflow car park loaned to us by another company.

 

"Why?" I asked...coz there are a load of Pikeys moved into the car park he said!!! Fuckin' shite am I parking me Z in there then.

 

He was asking me if they're really that bad???

 

 

 

 

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Too fucking right they are, however even pikeys couldn't afford to keep the Zed running.

 

There way a couple of local deviants round our CP the other day. Being a university they looked rather out of place, didn't look as if they had an 11+ between them.

Yeah? You can bet they've got a PHD in TWOCing though! LOL

 

2:1 with honours!!!

 

 

 

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I got a 1st with Hons, but haven't a clue what TWOCing is? LOL

 

WTF is TWOCing?

Originally posted by Jezz_S13:

I got a 1st with Hons, but haven't a clue what TWOCing is? LOL

 

WTF is TWOCing?

 

Do you get out much Jezz??? LOL

 

Taking Without Owners Consent dude, but without the dude bit! Nicking, half inching etc. etc.

 

 

 

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Do you think scooby370beast actually has a drivers licence lol Man ive seen some tits on forums (and yes i know im one)but this guy takes the cake lol.

 

LOL

 

New you'd appreciate that mate, Nitrux anyone??? What a read that was, he gets some stick aswell.

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Do you get out much Jezz??? LOL

 

 

 

Jesus christ no, don't like outside, that's why I have tiny jap mobile. I get scared outside. Too many fucking squirrels & hedgehogs fo rme to fend off on my own.

 

 

So Waz, you gonna come to the TSC at all, go on run with 1 turbo, give us a chance ?

 

Pikeys, tinkers, whatever u wanna call em! Yes they are that bad. It took 6 people to hold one of those tossers down after he'd tried to shoplift from our store (after spending the night in his caravan in our car park, how nice). And he was still lifting them all off the floor. Wanker! I think that scooby doo owner is a bit of a shaggy and probably rides around in his mystery machine looking for mad capers to get himself into. And is it me or does he type as if he talks like stavros? Kebab eater!

ROFLMFFFAAAOOOO

 

Anyone remember Magnus Pikey???

 

 

 

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I like his £14,000 mods which added ooo, what? 100BHP?

700CC bike? I dont know any!

My dad had a Kawasaki 750. And that was 0-60 in 3.2. He now has a BMW 1000cc sports touring and that is about 4 seconds.

That scooby thread was one long thread!!

shit what can't we have threads like that.

Yeah Lets start one.

I've spent £200,000, I have 2000bhp quad turbos with afterburners with nitrux, Megabusa_wide-angle-flow intake, super titanuim con rods, and a cyberdyne t1000 robot controlling the fuelling, ooppps I forgot that scoopy370 greek malaka says the HKS PRO CON is better then any chip on the planet. And TDI are the best tuners in the world, oooppps now we are really talking fantasy with that last statement......ROFL Mwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

LMFAO

 

32 pages of it no less! Excellent. Them scooby doo boys just love to get in amongst don't they?

 

 

 

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lol.

I like the bit when he calls everyone a racist without provocation. Which makes you assume he is from Afro/West Indian Origin, then it turns out he is greek!!!

"Is it because I is greek!!!"

Anyway lets get some abuse going like the scooby boys, you are all W******!!! mmmwwwwahhhhhhhhh only joking boys

Originally posted by SRRAE:

I like his £14,000 mods which added ooo, what? 100BHP?

 

LOL I got 100bhp more for about £600.

 

Scooby tw@.

Marczx you racist.

If it want for my country you would have no sun. We invented it

Including pork pies, round-a-bouts and 24hour pub crawls.

All I am saying is my car is faster than yours so

Nerr Nerr Ne Nerr Nerr, you cant catch meee!

I have 2001bhp from a HKS induction and a custom made bake bean can exhaust. Only cost £15,000 cos I dont know sweet **** a** cars and I get ripped off.

I beat Schumacher in his Ferrari the other day at the lights. And I mean his F1 car, and one of those super draggers. You know Lilly Savage and Dame Edna Evarage.

Just after I stuff Carl Foggrty on Ducati, and his bike was running well. It was all silent and smooth at idle so I know it was running good.

 

 

Hehehehe. What you think of my impression

 

ROFLMFAO

 

You guys!

 

That's nothing, I've got a Bitz exhaust fitted on my car, Bitz induction kit which gives me about 75bhp more...oh yeahhhh, and I got one of them APOXi AFC things which is the Amateur version! Yeah, coz I know that you thick geezers wouldn't even know what the Amateur version is or does...I wouldn't expect you to to be honest...neerrrrrr

 

PRO is for show, Amateur is the real way to go APOXi Amateur KFC controller. It can read maps an' all sorts...oh and I ain't gonna sink to your level either, NO I'm not gonna start swearing like you lot!!!

 

Oh yeah, and last week I got 555 injectors, not the normal ones but the ones the cigerette company are flogging which are better than them other ones. But I would expect you thick F****RS B*****DS C**TS to know that coz you're all RACIST F**KERS aren't ya???

 

 

 

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Hey UK ppl.

I'm from down under, can someone explain to me why Pikeys are called Pikeys?

 

Thanks fellas, great forum btw.

 

Certainly, slander,

 

I've got the answer written down somewhere - oh no, it's been nicked. Sorry.

 

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Pikey = Gap toothed gypo.

Well my Cyberdyne t2100 FCON superchip running 64 bit processor at 2000 MHz will give me 2000000bhp by TDI therefore I can beat Thrust 2 off the lights with my megatraction switched off.

by the way u r all w******, but I don't care what you think coz TDI are Gurus and I love them coz I gave them 10 million squid to give me an extra 5 bhp. MWWWWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh lol

pikey Noun. A gypsy, a vagabond. [south-east England/Kent use. Dialect] pill-head Noun. A frequent abuser of illicit drugs in pill form, such as ecstacy tablets. pillock Noun. Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis.