My zx bit me hard tonight.......bitch

 

came off a roundabout on a left hand bend, arse kicked out right, so i was 90 degrees to the road, then 90 left, back 90 right, 90 left then finally back another 90 to the right, so im now on the outside lane of the dual, facing across the road to the inside pavement.

 

i never realised just how much of the seat a human arse could suck in...

 

luckily, managed to escape hitting anything, but was only luck, nothing else.

cold tyres, wet roads covered in salting grit didnt really help matters i guess..

 

be right back anyway, need to change me undies

PMSL!-not funny really!-could have been nasty!

Phew, a lucky escape!!

 

Glad you're ok tho mate :)

and i thought this thread was going to be sexually orintated

I've been reading posts similar to this for a while now, but didn't understand what people were on about until I went out with Karl today! Roundabouts+greasy roads+Zed=sideways action!

there was a fiesta with 4 blokes in it behind me who stopped,

 

the driver said "fair play mate, you must be able to handle that to have not lost it"

 

but it was just so hard to look cool, while digging my jeans out of my ass

bet the ticker went into over time lol

phew bud close call.

 

next time full lock the steering and plant the go pedal LOL 360 BABY 360!

Nice one bud. Luck was on your side matey!!

Glad you kept it together . :duffer:

Glad you didn't do any damage bud! Get traction control! :cool: :bow:

 

CheerZ

 

Steve :)

glad it turned out ok in the end bud. i dont need to remind anyone how many Zs and drivers have come off worse. :(

My zx bit me hard tonight.......bitch

 

came off a roundabout on a left hand bend, arse kicked out right, so i was 90 degrees to the road, then 90 left, back 90 right, 90 left then finally back another 90 to the right, so im now on the outside lane of the dual, facing across the road to the inside pavement.

 

i never realised just how much of the seat a human arse could suck in...

 

luckily, managed to escape hitting anything, but was only luck, nothing else.

cold tyres, wet roads covered in salting grit didnt really help matters i guess..

 

be right back anyway, need to change me undies

 

I know how you feel mate glad you never hit anything,you really do need to tread with caution this time of year.

My zx bit me hard tonight.......bitch

 

came off a roundabout on a left hand bend, arse kicked out right, so i was 90 degrees to the road, then 90 left, back 90 right, 90 left then finally back another 90 to the right, so im now on the outside lane of the dual, facing across the road to the inside pavement.

 

i never realised just how much of the seat a human arse could suck in...

 

luckily, managed to escape hitting anything, but was only luck, nothing else.

cold tyres, wet roads covered in salting grit didnt really help matters i guess..

 

be right back anyway, need to change me undies

 

pmsl, u br carefull mate

Did you tast metal in your mouth?

if you did thats close!!

i did that not long after i got mine. Except i hit the kerb and blew the wheel off the rim, but no lasting damage was done.

heheh!!

 

Glad you kept control like a real proffesional ;)

Glad you are ok. Be careful.

Went I was going to Combe trackday last year I thought 'yeah no worries, I'll power the back end out, give it some opposite lock and bobs your uncle, sideways action followed by good rescue'. The reality was not so easy! I did the same as you and then spun around a few times.

There are so many times I've gone sideways on the roads and recovered it and thought yeah cool, but I don't think I've ever really done it purposefully. I just got carried away and tried to stay cool after while calming the brown starfish down! I'd like to learn how to do it properly one day.

After todays events, i think a drift school would be a good day out myself

After todays events, i think a drift school would be a good day out myself

When you come up, I'll teach you ;) :D

Thing is, i thought i was pretty good at it, and often kick the arse out when showing off, but today quite shocked me, i NEVER expected a 5 way kick lol

My zx bit me hard tonight.......bitch

 

came off a roundabout on a left hand bend, arse kicked out right, so i was 90 degrees to the road, then 90 left, back 90 right, 90 left then finally back another 90 to the right, so im now on the outside lane of the dual, facing across the road to the inside pavement.

 

i never realised just how much of the seat a human arse could suck in...

 

luckily, managed to escape hitting anything, but was only luck, nothing else.

cold tyres, wet roads covered in salting grit didnt really help matters i guess..

 

be right back anyway, need to change me undies

:D Done that before a few times!!! Wakes you up doesn't it! and the missus if she's there with you :D :rofl:

Happens to the best drivers in the world mate. its either time or its not. anyway ive seen you drive and it wasnt luck you got her back ;)

moral of that story????????

 

dont have fiesta drivers behind ya!

Don't you just hate it when that happens.....I drive my car at about 30 for days after.

 

Did get some brown boxer shorts for Christmas........I put then on when the roads are wet.