ok guys im not the best at chatting up women :headvswal :headvswal

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help me out here fellas lets hear what youve got :bow: :bow:

your father must have been a theif !!

 

he stole the stars and put them in your eyes :hurl:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

chat up lines are corny.......just go up to her and charm her pants off..........then again what do i know,i got stood up this afternoon...... :headvswal .....if i see her 2morrow,she's getting verbal :rant: :rant:

Agree with Steevo, chat up lines are awful. Just be yourself.....but don't take advice from me as it's not like I have women lining themselves up for me or anything! :rofl:

here's one to try....if it works let us know....'What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply'

here's one to try....if it works let us know....'What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply'

Lol :p

Your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten ;)

 

dont use them mate they never work as an opener, just ask them what there name is and go from there if they are interested they will continue to talk to you.

Dont ask them if they want a drink unless your sure your getting somewhere ;)

Dont ask them if they want a drink unless your sure your getting somewhere ;)

i try to get them pissed as quick as possible........6 sambuca;s usually does it ;)

My face leaves in 5 minutes..........be on it!

try this:

 

ASK HER WHATS GOT 2 THUMBS SPEAKS FRENCH AND SHAGS LIKE A MACHINE?

 

Then point at yourself with both thumbs and say "MOI"

:rofl: SOME GREAT ONES THERE FELLAS :rofl:

 

cant seem to pluck up the courage till im pissed the it comes out all wrong foaming at the mouth :nelson:

 

i'll be trying these at the weekend lets see who's line works :hyper: :hyper:

here's 10p to call your mum you've pulled !!!

here's 10p to call your mum you've pulled !!!

 

 

make sure you tell her 20p as bt phones minimum is 20p :D

this is a good one,

 

get a girl to stand in front of you with her hands out and her tounge out, ;)

 

touch one hand and ask, "have you had a parrot in this hand"?? :confused:

 

no i bet will be the reply :nelson:

 

 

so over to the other hand and ask "have you had a budge in this hand"?? :D

 

bewilderd and confused she will answer no :o

 

finnaly point to her tounge and say " well im sure you have had a cock or 2 on there then "

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Have you got a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in your knickers...

 

 

I wouldn't actually suggest using that one, I just wanted to join in :D

if your witty enough during conversation say:god must of had a day of to make you especially

 

watch her knickers dribble :eek: or tell you your a knobber :rofl:

Have you got a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in your knickers...

 

 

I wouldn't actually suggest using that one, I just wanted to join in :D

 

That one of my favourites :rofl:

 

The Sid The Sexist charm school - can't beat it ;)

 

Richard :D

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

Just walk up to her and say "damn girl i could see you lighting the place up from across the room !!!" corny but ya never know!!!

Fancy going halves on a bast4rd??? :mac1: or (on the dance floor)

 

You don't sweat much for a fat lass :x: or

 

Is that a ladder in your tights or is at a stairway to heaven??? :D

heres one for a laugh ....do you fancy a fxck and a pizza,,,she says no,,,,you say why not dont you like pizza

see a girl in a pub and call her over just by using your index finger when she arrives over where you are you reply ...if i can make you come with one finger just imagine what i can do with my whole hand

Ask for a goodnight kiss, if she says no say "I suppose a sh4gs out of the question then"

'sit on my face, let me try your beard on'

Probably wont work, but sounds like fun anyway..

party in my pants and your invited :D

ok guys im not the best at chatting up women

 

Schaaaaaa right! LMFAO :D

 

Get it together homes, you KNOW your chat up game is well on PAR! :rofl: