need I say anymore ?

ok another random thread but yeah i know what you mean

Nope..they are all beatches!!!!

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Read it again

lol

 

 

Women :headvswal

lol, just hoping fora bit more info!!!

That one word say's it all. have you never had problems with them ? they :rant: they :headvswal they :cry: :smash: they :nono: :slap: And even cheat on you LOL

How often has your missus been p*ssed at you for not doing something you didn't know you were supposed to do in the first place?

 

Does this sound familiar? "If you don't know by now why I am p*ssed, then I am not gonna tell you"...what kind of fookin logic is that?

 

And do the words "right, fine.." ring any bells???

 

Bl**dy women...if there were no women inthe world, who's driving would we laugh at???

BUT when they want something they can be the best things in the world but as soon as theyv'e got it ur in the siht again lol

Does this sound familiar? "If you don't know by now why I am p*ssed, then I am not gonna tell you"...what kind of fookin logic is that?

 

Then follows the three day poisonous silence.

 

 

 

 

You have to burn the soles of their feet with a hot crack pipe.

Nothing wrong with women. So they nag and moan sometimes get the right hump every month and cry when you shout at them. But unless you're the perfect man consider the 5hit we put them through. Sorry but I love them and one in particular..... My wife. She is fanbloodytastic still. After 10 years. :bow:

women can be hard work... but if you find a good one your sorted!

 

 

 

although they are about as common as a good looking poopra! :D

i kinda like the feisty type myself they keep you in line and as such stops you from ****ing things up in the first place

My Mrs has 'selective deafness', whenever i ask her

to do something she didn't hear what i said, but whenever

i mumble something under my breath from the bottom

of the garden, she hears it perfectly!

 

Or it's always a case of 'what time did you get back last night

then?'

Oh, about 11.30 i say,

'No it wasn't it was tweny past one in the morning, you liar'

So why ****ing ask, if you know the answer!! :headvswal :headvswal

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die....

cant live with em cant kill em !!

What amazes me is how touchy they get, my missus aint talkin to me just cos I rolls in at 3 am steamin drunk smellin of perfume gets in the bedroom slaps her arse and says " ok baby your next" .....

 

What is the fookin problem :headvswal

What amazes me is how touchy they get, my missus aint talkin to me just cos I rolls in at 3 am steamin drunk smellin of perfume gets in the bedroom slaps her arse and says " ok baby your next" .....

 

What is the fookin problem :headvswal

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Snakes with tits the lot of them. Their only use is either being friends with them or shagging them. DO NOT get into a relationship else you'll be messed up for life!

:rofl: :rofl: how can you tell when a woman is lieing :rant: their lips move oops girlfriend just caught me posting this im in for a :slap: lol women cant live with em , cant live with em

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die....

 

:rofl:

and

 

Snakes with tits the lot of them. Their only use is either being friends with them or shagging them. DO NOT get into a relationship else you'll be messed up for life!

 

:rofl:

 

PMT is the bane of society. Incomprehensible, paranoid, unreasonable, unforgiving, venemous, vengeful, spiteful, unpredictable... and that's when she's NOT suffering from PMT. God help me when PMT WEEK comes round again. It's like this:

 

 

You would think a tornado had swept through the house. Think yourself lucky you don't have the mother of all PMT monsters to contend with....

She's sittin next to me at the moment so not saying anything :x:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know what u mean though ;)

You big fookin chicken...go on...you know you want to...lol

 

Send her back to the kitchen like you said you would...lololol

cant live with em cant kill em !!

 

I was going to say this too :rofl:

 

I am fortunate in that Julia, although doesn't understand why I care so much for cars (well my ZX ;) ), accepts it and leaves me to my own devices when it comes to spending my hard earned wages on what ever I want without question.

 

It's just the lack of logical thinking in women that really drives me to distraction.......

 

Richard :smw:

What amazes me is how touchy they get, my missus aint talkin to me just cos I rolls in at 3 am steamin drunk smellin of perfume gets in the bedroom slaps her arse and says " ok baby your next" .....

 

What is the fookin problem :headvswal

 

Almost like the fella that

 

......goes out on Friday night and doesn't get home until late Sunday. He can't understand why his wife is pissed off when he gets home. "Can't be anything I've done - I wasn't there!!!!"...................

 

:rofl: