Ajay dont take offence please .

 

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[This message has been edited by MAC 1 (edited 17-01-2002).]

ROFLMFAO

 

What do you mean take offence? It's all true FFS!

 

I was behind some stupid tart in a golf on the M54 a few weeks back. It was dark and she was sitting in the outside lane quite happily.

 

This went on for fucking miles then you'll never believe this but I swear it's true! LOL

 

Courtesy light comes on and she's using the rear view mirror to check her boat race...get out the fucking way you stupid cow!!! Arggghhhhhh!!!

 

Courtesy light goes off and she still sits in the outside lane for another 10 or 20 miles or so.

 

Then courtesy light comes back on and she's either checking her face or farting about with her hair! Light goes off and again she still has no fucking idea that I'm behind her!

 

Eventually she pulls off sharply to take her sliproad off! For about 30 miles she sat in the outside lane, never knew I was there and was using the rear view for her sodding face and hair!

 

I give up!!!

 

I will have to stick up for ajay this time.

A: She has a 300zx tt so she cant be the average female driver.

B: She posts on this forum so she again cant be average female cause if she was shed be in a nuthouse right now

C: She has Boobs (yup there i go again) and that certainly cant be a bad thing.

So i say let women drive us all mad

 

Warren not having a pop at Ajay,She must be good if she is still driving the beast and not bent it,Now how many women could do that .

 

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ROFL

 

She's gonna kill me for saying this! LOL

 

She had dinged it when I saw it! Back left quarter was a lovely scrape that any girlie would be more than proud of!

 

"Only jokin' girlie...if I remember you said someone had smacked you!"

 

Mrs. Turbo has to be the all time car killer! FFS!

 

She reversed that sodding Range Rover into a wall not long after she got her mits on it so I claimed on the insurance. New rear bumper and bodywork and respray. Pukka job aswell.

 

That didn't last bloody long though did it? She obviously preferred it the way she had it before so rearranged it back but made it look just a little bit worse! She mullered the last Range Rover she had aswell in spectacular style.

 

I was stood in Toyota dealer waiting to pay for some work on my Soup and I heard this guy say to his mrs.

 

"Jesus love...look at that Rover...she's managed to crunch every single panel down one side!"

 

I looked and it was her, ground nearly swallowed me up with embarassment!

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 17-01-2002).]

Women should stick to what they do best!

 

Originally posted by Cos:

Women should stick to what they do best!

 

 

What's that, Cos - allowing men to believe that they are in charge?

 

And you are correct Tim, I still do have that scrape in the back near-side of my car, courtesy of some twazzock hitting my Zed in Nortel's car park.

 

Ajay hi,

where about are you?..

Midlands?

I think that all men would agree with this.

And women I bet.

 

 

Muwhahahahaha that hits the nail on the head like ive never seen before.

VERY, VERY TRUE .

 

 

Originally posted by ManicTT:

Ajay hi,

where about are you?..

Midlands?

 

 

Hello. Yes, I'm in Redditch from Monday to Friday from the next 2 weeks and then I'm renting a house up here, so will be officially Midlands-based as of 1st February. Where are you based?

 

Hi again,

I'm in Derby, but I like driving so ditances are a relative thing

 

I have no idea where "Redditch" is

(well I have been here in UK for a few years now, but I'm not that familiar with all the places around... I'm from Italy)

 

I'll look up Redditch on a map just to see where it is

 

is it far away from Derby?

 

 

Hi Manic.

 

Redditch is in Worcester, just a little South-West of Birmingham.

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?grid2map?X=404125&Y=267878&arrow=Y&zoom=6

 

Which Derby are you in?

Are we now a dating agency?!

At least this is still a friendly thread...one of few at the moment.

Very true. Fair point.

Long-haired hippy seeks those special 6 or 7 girls to help wash his Z, remove engine and do routine maintenance occasionally. Ability to hold torches so he can see where he's going at night would be helpful. Own Z a distinct advantage.

 

Please send photos (preferably naked ones) to the email address above.

 

 

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Damn, KNEW that I should have taken those Torch Holding At Night classes....

Hi Ajay..

yes I did find Redditch and thanks for the map URL anyway..

 

"Which Derby are you in?"

...mmmm... do you mean there is more than one place called Derby?...

 

well I'm in Derby close to Nottingham....

I'm only 45 min away from Birmingham (without heavy traffic and without speeding madly )

 

I'm sending you an email to your address on the profile...

 

Dating Agency? eh hehhehe.... well we always talk about meeting other Z drivers... so we are on theme here....

 

later

 

 

Originally posted by Ajay:

Damn, KNEW that I should have taken those Torch Holding At Night classes....

 

Hey, you can always learn. You just need to remove all your clothes, hold onto this torch like thing with both hands, yes, that's good, I'll hold onto these things and wobble them around a bit...very good, you're doing really well

 

 

 

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LOL. Dylan, you star!

Well, I can always dream LOL

 

Nice one..... I'm Back!

I dont believe it the claw is back nice one Rob;(.

 

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