Which do you prefer. I enjoy both if they are of good quality. But can be problematical if forced! Trick = not to force unless you are 100% confident

 

Coke is an unbeatable ingredient for inducing ground shaking burps.

 

I used to go buy a can just to see how loudly I can burp! Too much hastle now, so I just eat beans and wait for the result!

 

 

Farting!!

 

Its my favorite pastime :D

I Like both at the same time Mmmmm :x:

It's people like you lot who are causing global warming and i don't mean your 3 litre fuel guzzling beasts !! :rofl:

I'm only happy if it results in some up turned noses!

I prefer farting by default- I can't burp!

 

I thought I was a one-off freak, but I found out on Saturday that my mate's brother suffers from the same affliction! At last... it's good not to be alone...

Ooohh Yeeahh - Never under estimate a bloody good FART!!!

i think farts are great - theyre so unpredictable and always get a laugh from the mates!

You can't light a burp either. Fart lighting is a great past time. :)

havent we just had a debate about such threads

not that I remember. This is the kind of thing which makes 300zx.co.uk the great place that it is :rofl:

Fart during sex? bad move?

i like farting.......as long as i havent got the runs!(couldnt spell the proper word)

Yeah, farting while the missus is going down on you.....very bad move...lolol

pmsl!!

Its gotta be FART, I can produce BURPS any old time but a good FART has to be brewed, kept at the right temperature and passed with great skill...the perfect FART imho should be loud and proud giving careful attention to the amount of pressure applied as "following through" or "touching cloth" can be a bit messy (this is usually caused by over confidence). Then the smell, well, this is the best part you will find that experimenting with mixtures of food and drink can produce various flavours, textures and aroma's, my personal favourite is 8 pints of Stella (or Carling if you intend to do a long session) followed by Sunday roast.

 

After a controlled ppppppwwwwwwwttthhhhh the reaction should be bwahahahaha FFS followed by OMFG :hurl: YOU DIRTY BASTID!! :hurl:

 

fOOKIN CLASS :rofl:

being a lady i fart in silence, but when i the beer starts rolling down my neck i burp with the best of em ! lol

and dont i kinow that as the truth geez i have t live with her

Fart during sex? bad move?

 

Depends who's doing it Dave, you or the missus and from which end!! :rofl: Can't beat a good old Fanny Fart / tops everything - they say Sex should be enjoyable!! :D

being a lady i fart in silence, but when i the beer starts rolling down my neck i burp with the best of em ! lol

Mrs Astrassuck farts so loudly all the time i felt compelled to post a new thread about it!! Maybe we need a poll, does the missus fart audibly and if so how loud?

Fanny farts are ace! You know you're pumping good and hard when she has to stop to release some air from her front bottom! :rofl:

Farting when im on my own.

 

embarrising when in the company of people.

 

a burp has a kind of humor to it :nelson:

I love shunting a good fart out me clacker, my wife hates them so i have to be sneaky and blame the dog hes a Jack Russell ! she thinks he farts like an Alsatian Haa haa Tizer is my favourite for inducing gargantuan Belches is a roof lifter !

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Ya'll crazy-in a good way. I'd rather burp, beer makes me burp alot, and I'm always excusing myself even if no ones around, weird?

:D

Fanny farts are ace! You know you're pumping good and hard when she has to stop to release some air from her front bottom! :rofl:

 

no si LOL thats when your not touching the sides if your having trouble tuck ya nutsack inside ol baggy flaps and that should cause a good main seal

Yeah yeah yeah!! You must be speaking from your own personal experiences then as mine are different! :rofl: