Just opened my back door and there was a huge buzzard sitting on the garden table about three foot away. Awesome birds, going to have to get myself a pet shitehawk (def :- any large bird with big sharp beak and claws).

Dave

I'd like a bird, but not one with beak and claws and ESPECIALLY not prehistoric!

i'd like a bird. roasted, with some veggies and some roasties, gravy, yorkie pud, parsnips, swede. oh and a cow, half a sheep, another cow, followed by another sheep... oh and some apple pie ;)

At least when your missus has a go for you being one track minded is isn't the obvious!

At least when your missus has a go for you being one track minded is isn't the obvious!

 

 

LOL Dave whats that in your avatar pic? a dog?

LOL Dave whats that in your avatar pic? a dog?

 

No it's Dave :rofl:

 

;)

No it's Dave :rofl:

 

;)

 

 

LOL I see him but what he got on his shoulders

LOL Dave whats that in your avatar pic? a dog?

 

its a dog with Dave's head surgically grafted onto it :eek: :eek:

 

i think theres a large version on the forum somewhere

:rofl:

It's a Balinease monkey! From a place called Ulawatu where the surf is rather tasty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photoshopped onto my BODY!

Yeah there was...wack up the full size version Dave!

It's a Balinease monkey! From a place called Ulawatu where the surf is rather tasty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photoshopped onto my BODY!

 

Lets see the full size pic :)

erm, I'll have to plug my other computer into the network, hang on.....

There you go some holiday snaps to play with! I was in South Armagh, Northern Island bored off my tits for 6 mths, then went to Bali on post deployment leave and managed to get a huge bomb go off down the road! The place was obliterated, very sad. Don't mean to be on a downer mind, looks like they are getting sorted out there again now. The tourists are coming back again. Dave

When the sh*gging monkeys were at it all the tourists were sticking their noses up in disgust while I was cheering them on! Go on son, ave it!! If they weren't sh*gging they were w*nking. Well funny!

LOL I always wanted to know what that pic was cheers;)

Actually I was wondering something about that awesome engine of yours, I'll put up a new thread. Dave

Classic Dave!! You sure do crack me up! :rofl:

i'd like a bird. roasted, with some veggies and some roasties, gravy, yorkie pud, parsnips, swede. oh and a cow, half a sheep, another cow, followed by another sheep... oh and some apple pie ;)

does he ever stop eating? he told me he has one meal a day it starts when he gets up ans ends when he goes to bed lol

Pk didn't stop eating at the Ross meet, he got out of his car when he arrived with crumbs around his mouth, immediately ordered food, kept eating all afternoon and took a doggy bag with him at the end. Even while toying/racing with an M3 on the way back he had a leg of lamb that he was chewing on. He was shaking when I saw him just after because the M3 had made him drop his food!! In fact someone I met later said he was only racing the M3 because he thought they had food in the glove box!!!

He ever ate half my burger, but I didn't let him near my beans!

Pk didn't stop eating at the Ross meet, he got out of his car when he arrived with crumbs around his mouth, immediately ordered food, kept eating all afternoon and took a doggy bag with him at the end. Even while toying/racing with an M3 on the way back he had a leg of lamb that he was chewing on. He was shaking when I saw him just after because the M3 had made him drop his food!! In fact someone I met later said he was only racing the M3 because he thought they had food in the glove box!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl:

Pk didn't stop eating at the Ross meet, he got out of his car when he arrived with crumbs around his mouth, immediately ordered food, kept eating all afternoon and took a doggy bag with him at the end. Even while toying/racing with an M3 on the way back he had a leg of lamb that he was chewing on. He was shaking when I saw him just after because the M3 had made him drop his food!! In fact someone I met later said he was only racing the M3 because he thought they had food in the glove box!!!

we'll have to convert him to pies but dont tell chunk lol

Pk didn't stop eating at the Ross meet, he got out of his car when he arrived with crumbs around his mouth, immediately ordered food, kept eating all afternoon and took a doggy bag with him at the end. Even while toying/racing with an M3 on the way back he had a leg of lamb that he was chewing on. He was shaking when I saw him just after because the M3 had made him drop his food!! In fact someone I met later said he was only racing the M3 because he thought they had food in the glove box!!!

 

:rofl: That is b4stard funny!!! :rofl:

ooh, it could get violent, there'd be fighting for the pies I reckon!

Everybody SSHH!! Pk was here!!