Started seeing some bird about three weeks ago all going fine untill one of her mates tells her im a player :slap: so now every time I get a txt or phone call she says " that your bird" :nono:

went out last night with my mates got the usual crap from her "taking some bird out". this morn got a phone call from her at 8am, never picked it up as I was badly hung over. She wound me up so much I never called her back.

 

Anyway got in the local club 2night up for a laugh and my mate see her in the distance, she lives 40miles away!! I shoved him my phone and told him to say i lost it. she comes over had a big row then made up! as I was pulling her I glanced over and see an X who Fooked me up and I havent seen for a while laughing at me :rolleyes: I then walked off with the hump and went to the bar when I bumped into another X :cry: Had to leave the club in the end and went down the casino where I come out £50 down

 

How much bad luck can you get in one night :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

fook me john, is your mates name indian zx ?

Thats not bad luck thats not ditchin them in an aporpriate way what you should do is ask people for ways to let the girls down so as to still be able to go out down town...... one i used to use is "i,ve just heard some bad news,my ex,s mum is really ill and she needs a shoulder to cry on, we did have a thing together so we,ll just have to chill it out for a while" There is so many things you can come up wiv before you have to move to a different town !!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

one i used to use is "i,ve just heard some bad news,my ex,s mum is really ill and she needs a shoulder to cry on, we did have a thing together so we,ll just have to chill it out for a while"

 

Tried something like that an all I got was "im not going to be second best"

 

How am I going to ditch her with out getting a bunny boiler on my hands

It sounds like you bring it upon yourself john? You cant go around spreading your wild oats without some kind of repercussions.

 

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all"

:rofl:

One day a man meets God, who say's to the suprised chap, "I will answer any two questions about life etc you want."

 

"OK said the man, why did you make women so attractive?"

 

"So that you would love her" replied God.

 

"But why the feck did you make her so stupid?"

 

"So that she would love you!!" replied God.

 

 

I didn't get that either :rolleyes:

 

Richard :tongue:

Maybe it's time you grew up matey.

Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe.

Maybe it's time you grew up matey.

 

 

Really want to settle down mate just cant find the right one

Thats where you are going wrong, its an almost impossible task to find the right one, my advice would be to choose one who's mum is a MILF, that way it reduces the chances of her turning into a fat minger other than that its pot luck.

Thats where you are going wrong, its an almost impossible task to find the right one, my advice would be to choose one who's mum is a MILF, that way it reduces the chances of her turning into a fat minger other than that its pot luck.

 

and you might get the chance to do them both :rofl: :rofl:

Find a way to let her see this thread, then she'll see your genuine and you'll look great compared to everyone else on here!

Really want to settle down mate just cant find the right one

 

I know exactly where your coming from mate, I guess some blokes are more complacent than others.....

 

I just cant find the right one either, I'm 30 in a few years......hmmm, no rush though, I had fun sat night...... ;)

I know exactly where your coming from mate, I guess some blokes are more complacent than others.....

 

I just cant find the right one either, I'm 30 in a few years......hmmm, no rush though, I had fun sat night...... ;)

 

 

All good experience I guess, I just get really picky and then get bord easily. Funny thing is when I found the girl I wanted to be with I done everything I hated a bird doing to me :headvswal

Oh well Bank hol weekend coming up so the search continues :D

I just cant find one withe the looks, personality and body that I would be willing to marry.....

 

Theres always one part that doesnt quite fit....

Theres always one part that doesnt quite fit....

 

You might wanna go see the doctor about that!! :o :rofl:

how about getting a new coat? :nelson:

You might wanna go see the doctor about that!! :o :rofl:

 

But 12" is average isnt it? :confused: :nelson: :wack: :D

 

:ttiwwop:

I just cant find one withe the looks, personality and body that I would be willing to marry.....

 

Theres always one part that doesnt quite fit....

 

 

LOL

 

Looks and a good body go together but always missing a personality.

 

They seem to transform after the first date too :confused:

fook me john, is your mates name indian zx ?

 

 

Indian zx lol...