:mad:

 

bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

just read this thread from start to fvkin finnish and ime gob smacked,how come this so called zed owner has not been banned for fvkin life ,i cant look at my ride now with the same respect knowing that this tvvat could own one aswell

 

ps---where is this dog park (sorry carpark) anyway ,lol

funny how mr indian zx has gone quite isnt it?

mind you i would have gone quite, right after it happened, and would probably have hung myself rather than starting a thread like this!

http://search.aol.co.uk/redir?urn=http://www.dogging-central.com/&rank=3&source=AstWebSearch&searchType=MS&partner=Google&query=dogging Viewers beware will contain adult content!

 

Just for Indian ZX!

http://search.aol.co.uk/redir?urn=http://www.dogging-central.com/&rank=3&source=AstWebSearch&searchType=MS&partner=Google&query=dogging

 

Just for Indian ZX!

I take it thats gonna be a NWS link bud...best warn a few..lol

rofl i could outrun astras and fiestas in my mondeo with 100 BHP so when u got nearly 3 times that then outrunning a fiesta should be a case of 20% throttle changing at 2500 rpm like in ur driving test :rofl:

mind you i would have gone quite, right after it happened, and would probably have hung myself rather than starting a thread like this!

ok,ok,ok this was a strange thread the first time i read it :xxx: but you dudes need to put 8 rolling rocks out the fridge under your belt and read it again-----its so fvkin sad its just gorra be one of the all time clasics of this forum :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: here,here,here

ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww my god, i get my internet up and running and this is the shit i have to read on the site, i no i have been gone for a while boys but pls dont do this to me, who the fuk is this PLANK...... is he for real, yampmi dog told me to read this,

 

does anyone know him

 

hi all by the way

 

karl

ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww my god, i get my internet up and running and this is the shit i have to read on the site, i no i have been gone for a while boys but pls dont do this to me, who the fuk is this PLANK...... is he for real, yampmi dog told me to read this,

 

does anyone know him

 

hi all by the way

 

karl

 

Only person that's met him is 'X-Biker' I think.

is he for real or playing with us all. i feel if people like this have zeds then .................................................... well i dont know what to think

Apparently for real...

 

PS. Go have a nosey round member chat....

fuk me im selling up then........................................

fuk me im selling up then........................................

 

That's EXACTLY what chunk said in one of his posts! :rofl:

did he shit, well i agree big time then, consider that second

That's EXACTLY what chunk said in one of his posts! :rofl:

Fattys think alike :D :rofl:

Fattys think alike :D :rofl:

 

 

SOD OFF YOU HAHAHAHAHA

SOD OFF YOU HAHAHAHAHA

 

Ahem, Hungry fella..............

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Anywoo, back on track with Mr Indian ZX! :smash:

PMSL!!! You can get more in there....surely!! :rofl:

this thread is bound to come to an end soon, we have all got his cambelt to worry about now :smash:

and my p155 take threads :D

there still more serious than his threads

i wondered if it was phil mitchell that was driving the fiesta

i wondered if it was phil mitchell that was driving the fiesta

PMSL

what a thread!! lol

stumbled on it whilst looking for something else!

 

poor old indian did get the piss ripped out of him!

 

sorry for dragging this classic up again!

what a thread!! lol

stumbled on it whilst looking for something else!

 

poor old indian did get the piss ripped out of him!

 

sorry for dragging this classic up again!

 

 

One of the best all time threads this :nana2: :D