:mad:

 

bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

This is the funniest thread of all time; http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?20717-******&highlight=pink%20plenum

 

Glad I wasn't a mod then, i'd probably have had a heart attack at these threads...:lol:

Ha ha , all 3 of those threads cracked me up when they first appeared and every time they get brought up again.

 

Indianzx gets my vote as i actually met him at a meet, and it took me about 4 hours to click that he was the same person that got taken by the fiesta

Noooo not the pink plenum :ohmy:

Wow! bumped from 8 years ago!! This was such a funny thread. So much has happened in that time it's nuts. It took me 6 years to amass enough car debt that I had to stop, and another 3 years to pay it back again!! The Zed is still one of the most enjoyable road cars I've owned, well the ones that worked anyhow. Always nice to come on to old forums and see some of the original faces :)

 

Bloody ell, blast from the past! Bout time you got back in a zed!..

Hahaha these threads need to come back!

 

my personal fav post from a link in manta's post...

 

"""If you make a crap post on this website, I am banning you.

No questions, no 2nd chances - nothing.

 

Moderators are getting sick of dumbar5e posts by Fast n Furious wannabies who seem to think they have Vin Diesel inside them.

 

I want:

 

A good level of English - none of this pathetic 'txt 5p33k' and no 'wide boy' stuff where your entire sentence is based on abbreviations, innit?

 

I now have ZERO tolerance on abuse by new users. If you swear or bully another user, you're out.

 

If you have nothing decent to post - DONT POST IT. Think about it, you're spending time writing a witty reply or a new thread. Does anyone care? Will they care? If not, don't bother.

 

Use the search facility before you post. Incredibly, it's free for you school kids to use. So when asking about the top speed of a potential 1000bhp GTR your mate down the road is thinking of buying, chances are another school kid from your class has already asked this before.

 

Post in the right forum. Don't go posting a technical engine query in General.

 

Finally, don't be an a55hole.

 

I'm happy to discuss these points with anyone, right before the bit where I ban you."""

Hahahaha

I remember this thread when it was "live" brilliant, I miss Indian and a lot of others too.

Taken from an era when this site was a real laugh.

:pint:

Wow! bumped from 8 years ago!! This was such a funny thread. So much has happened in that time it's nuts. It took me 6 years to amass enough car debt that I had to stop, and another 3 years to pay it back again!! The Zed is still one of the most enjoyable road cars I've owned, well the ones that worked anyhow. Always nice to come on to old forums and see some of the original faces :)

 

Dave! You're still here! How the devil are you sir!?

I remember this thread when it was "live" brilliant, I miss Indian and a lot of others too.

Taken from an era when this site was a real laugh.

:pint:

 

I have actually met Bhav (Indian_ZX). He's nothing like his online persona. Last time I saw him was about 3 years ago at Heathrow before I took a flight to South Africa. I even had an invite to his wedding in some town in Gujarat province (India). He took me to a Sikh temple too in Southall.

 

Really decent chap in life, but he didn't half make a tit of himself online! :lol:

Classic :)