can people please posts some good excuses to get 1 or 2 days off work...good ones as my boss deffo can see through the usual... my nan died type of blags.

I need couple of days but run outta things to say to him..as everyone at my work has used all the obvious good ones...

 

cheers in advance

 

karl

Or you could just be your own boss, and take as much time off as you like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or is that just me? :dance:

Or you could just be your own boss, and take as much time off as you like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or is that just me? :dance:

 

thats what i wanna do !! might be a window cleaner i think !

thats what i wanna do !! might be a window cleaner i think !

 

how about opening a donar house :tongue:

Tell them your car has been broken into and you are waiting for the Police to turn up, that should get you a month off.

 

bob

Or you could just be your own boss, and take as much time off as you like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or is that just me? :dance:

 

 

 

Nope youre not the only one :dance: :dance:

You could say you had an accident...... your missus caught you in bed wiv another bird and you have to have some time off to sort the relationship out and to go to sex counciling, not only will this impress your boss (if hes a red blooded male) it will also get you a bit more notice from the more promisqeous girls at your works and have the lads askin about it for years to come.....all you have to do is convince the missus that to make the allibye concrete you need to bring home a really fit swedish university student and give her a right good seeing to :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT WORKS FOR ME EVERY TIME !!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

You could say you had an accident...... your missus caught you in bed wiv another bird and you have to have some time off to sort the relationship out and to go to sex counciling, not only will this impress your boss (if hes a red blooded male) it will also get you a bit more notice from the more promisqeous girls at your works and have the lads askin about it for years to come.....all you have to do is convince the missus that to make the allibye concrete you need to bring home a really fit swedish university student and give her a right good seeing to :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT WORKS FOR ME EVERY TIME !!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

im on holiday but i think i will try that out on ourlass anyway lol

I once had 2 weeks off with a broken thermos flask :rofl:

Paul

Tell him that some Muslims have moved in next door and you are affraid to leave the house incase they want to blow you up.

Tell him that some Muslims have moved in next door and you are affraid to leave the house incase they want to blow you up.

:x: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

just tell them youi have been out drinking with me for my bday-and that you have to have your kidneys and liver examined lol

The easiest and best is to say someone in the family has died !!! Make it up ofcourse, Like don't tell them your uncle died if you have one as he probably won't be impressed. Tell them your mothers sisters auntie died and that you have to travel for the funeral and then there is nothing they can do about it as it is compationate/family leave !!!

conjuctivitus !!! excellent , how quick can that occcur ???

 

 

I used to wake up in the morning and my eyes would be welded together :wack: just poke your self in the eye before you see you boss when returning to work. It will work a treat mate :)

I used to wake up in the morning and my eyes would be welded together :wack: just poke your self in the eye before you see you boss when returning to work. It will work a treat mate :)

 

im off today and tomorrow with conjuctivitus !! :dance: :dance:

The easiest and best is to say someone in the family has died !!! Make it up ofcourse, Like don't tell them your uncle died if you have one as he probably won't be impressed. Tell them your mothers sisters auntie died and that you have to travel for the funeral and then there is nothing they can do about it as it is compationate/family leave !!!

 

Like all these excuses, unless it is specifically written in your contract, your employer is under NO obligation to pay you for non-attendance at work - with the exception of a minimum 20 days holiday or statutory sick/maternity pay....

 

.....maternity....hmmm you could try that one mate ;)

 

Richard :D

I find that something quite mundane is the best..... but this is the secret youve got to talk about it for ages as if it were interesting

 

You know..it goes like this....

 

I got wiggly lines in my vision

 

went to lie down but after 1 minute my head started spinning so I got up and sat in a chair my head was thumping

 

my wife kept offering me Paracetamol but I couldnt bear the thought of keeping the pills down and on and on and on....

 

Till your boss looses interest

 

Take it from " sick note " here

Trouble is if he knows you got a ZED. He wont believe you anyway.