No disrespect to Craig or Nico on this one but I reckon Mrs Timmy Turbo can spot a wanker from 5 miles - can she be the membership moderator????

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Well Andy it depends how you read that,this thread could be in danger of another warzone .

 

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No, i think i should

 

Im young, had a public school education, bright, very litterate, dont have a side parting, am a really nice guy and ive got really neat handwriting........ oh and a rather dishy girlfriend!

 

Cheers luke xxxxxxxxxx

zedster you loon LMFAO! from that msn conversation you cant be serious

 

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LMFAO

 

Andy I read that and thought you'd seen the light! Then I re-read it and I'm not so sure!

 

Yes I admit, I am a Leo! What next???

Zedster - I find it ironic that you spelt 'literate' wrong.....

Nah you misread Timmy - If that was the case she would never have married you

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

I think this vote is disrescpectful to Craig and Nico.

 

It's their forum from birth and they have the final say.

 

Leave it at that!

 

Simon P.

T'was only a joke Simon

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Andy, ah, I'm a bit thick you see!

 

Sorry, my mistake.

 

Bah Humbug!

 

Simon P. (in need of humour injection)

Yes i find it highly disrepectfull to myself and craig .... Expect a severed horses head on your pillow any day now Mr Duff !

 

 

 

 

Mmmmm Horses head......DOH!

better than donkey wood in the bed i suppose

Or even Swamp Donkey in bed. and johnny sez you know all about that Tooley

Paul

 

Originally posted by paulg:

Or even Swamp Donkey in bed. and johnny sez you know all about that Tooley

Paul

Cmon tooley tell us more .

 

 

 

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me thinks its the other way around we know his latest one is the genetic blueprint for all beasts lol.......paul u on msn later as i saw a z same colour as mine but with the wheels you have spare maybe we can haggle later on

If anyone wants some horses' heads I've a variety to choose from! Trouble is they come with arses and four legs as well......

Thanks for the vote Andy, but I reckon this sort of stuff is best left to the guys, I've only got brain space for things like cider, fags and money tokens. And as for married......? Poor sod would never let me trap him!!!!! Not as though I'm after his car or money eh hmmmmmmmmm...

Originally posted by Bilky:

Zedster - I find it ironic that you spelt 'literate' wrong.....

 

I was just telling a subtle little joke sorry!!! To be honest my grammer speelong and not gud so is! Also im not really a nice guy......... im a bit of a cunt and a complete and utter bastard. I didnt have a a public school education, i grew up in a borstal. I have a fat gelled side parting and dont really own a zed. Thats not my house in the pics i just borrowed it from the guy next door and the yellow zed on 18 inch split rims is a cardboard cutout. I do however have a rather dishy girlfriend and a big cock so there!!!!

 

Ps. To mac1, aaron jjb, rob, timmy turbo, and mrs timmy turbo............ You lot cant call me a looney youre all just as bad (yes i am still me and you are you!!!) so dont even go there.

 

pps. Any monkeys fancy a banana????

ppps. I get out of this padded cell next week and return to the zoo!

ROFLMFAO

 

Yep, that's why I only get to use MSN at weekends, I get downgraded to minimum security at weekends!!! ROFL

 

 

So you aint married??? So you aren't Mrs???? Hmmmmm What happened to that karaoke night anyway???

 

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

That thing is being locked up over Crimbo, and that Karaoke machine is the weakest link...goodbye!!! Fookin' thing, I wish I'd never bought that now