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'Yes, there's meant to be one just like it on the other side'

 

Sorry Warren couldn't resist it.

 

Good day today, excellent turn out

 

Tim

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Have any results Tim?

Trev

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'so it's not a Porche then?'

 

 

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There was definitely two of them when I left it BAS***DS!

 

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Single pipe...radical

I left quite early, only a few of the guys had been on by the time I left,

 

I can only remember a couple of the figures, Warren was up at 413, Andy and Craig were around the 240-280 mark. There was a turbo MR2 that hit 300 running 1.4bar.

 

Guess the best thing is to wait and get the accurate readings from the guys themselves.

 

l8r guyz

 

Tim

 

Very good day out.

 

At the end i managed 431 rwhp so no change there, except it was run at .95 bar, so a littel more at a little less boost. I was getting bad detonation, so was not going to try doing any thing stupid

 

I will have pics and video up soon

 

 

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superguy.jpg BUFF MAN 300ZX SUPER HERO!!!! or is that DUFFMAN????

Good effort Warren, sounds like you all had a great day, I'm just glad that a few guys I've wanted to meet like Duffman & Smithy couldn't make it...no favouritism or anything! LMAO biggrin.gif

 

Anyone up for a BIG meet before Crimbo?

 

Caption: "So that's what the Iraqi super gun got used for!" biggrin.gif

"And as you can see the car looks so much

better in red"

 

 

Regardz

 

Ian.

"Yeah i like the new exhaust m8t, by the way

did you know that c*nt Porker lives over

there in that caravan?"

 

Regardz

 

Ian.

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Sounds a bit like Porker wink.gif

 

Leo biggrin.gif

 

Not you Ian, its' intended audience knows where that was directed! LMAO biggrin.gif

it's not how many you have, but how you use it smile.gif

Of course the best quote of the night had to have been Domingoes "SO THE AUTOS WERE NOT NEARLY AS STRONG AS THE MANUALS "

(had to be said biggrin.gif)

Warren just you waite this auto kicks ass!

 

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"HKS Super Dragger, the best..........and on these imports, its a neat place to hide the rear fog light too".

 

Warren's dyno figures eclipse all our comments I think! Geoff

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CheerZ,

 

Andy

caption..... go on man put ure dick in it its still warm and slippy.....

"... and if the battery goes flat and the central locking stops working then you can always get in this way"

 

caption "How many rabbits did you say live in there?"

I will have you lot know that the onyl ting that has ever hidden in that exhaust was ben ladin biggrin.gif but he of course has since gone missing biggrin.gif

 

Keep the jokes comming fast because in a few days i will have anothero ne on the left hand side then youll all have to bow donw and sucumb to the HKS DUEL SUPER DRAGGERS

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Jeff TT in Leather Jacket;

"So you reckon if I had THIS on the back of my car it would solve all my lack of horsepower problems"?

 

Sorry Jeff couldn't resist that after reading your other post.

 

Or how about this one;

 

"If you polish your back bumper with some of that polish I'm selling you will definately get another 10-15 BHP".

 

OR;

 

"I mugged a parkeeper and snatched his leaf blower, you can definately feel the surge in power when I switch it on".

 

OR;

 

"you remember the Al Pacino movie Cruising? This is the Automotive equivalent of one hanky hanging out of the right pocket". "So that means your a taker then"?

 

OR;

 

"Your wifes gonna be well peeved that you nicked the pedal bin from the kitchen". "yeah I know but it was cheaper than buying a proper exhaust, and it's got a nice shiny finish". " But I can still see the pedal". "It's not a pedal any more, I've converted that to be an afterburner lighter".

 

Enough already!!!

 

Grant

"They used the other one for the Channel Tunnel"

 

or

 

"I asked for a Super Dragger exhaust but it dragged so much it fell off"

 

or

 

"I bought it down the pub, thought it was a bit cheap at the time"

 

or

 

"Never noticed that before... bloody Nissan dealers only ever do half the job"

 

"Oh didn't you know? The SOUTH AFRICAN spec 300's came with rear rocket launcher as standard."

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"If I angle it just right, I can piss in there!"

 

Or....

 

"What do you mean, your hiding Bin Laden!!"

 

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What do you expect, it's been a long day!!

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

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