Who's idea was the put the letter "S" in the word "LISP" :shock:

Someone with the same crual sense of humour as myself!!!

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Someone with the same crual sense of humour as myself!!!

:slap: :slap: :slap:

 

In which case you may know "if a deaf person goes to court..Is it still called a hearing"!!!!?? :confused:

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Where did i put my keys?

And why is abbreviation such a long word?..................... :slap:

Who put the bomp with the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp and who put the rang with the rang-a-langa-ding-dong?

why is drum tobbaco called SHAG in germany

 

imagine someone offering you a SHAG,would be better than a drum of course :D

Why is 'Phonetic' not spelt phonetically?

Whats the speed of Darkness!

why do insurance companys base your cover one the value of the car £5k for instance, and then if you right it of the next day you only get £2k of them.

what that all about ??

Will they have "special" parking bays for able bodied people close to the stadium for the Paralympics?

Beat this lot then folks ;) :tongue:

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Beat this lot then folks ;) :tongue:

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

OK will give it a go:

 

How can you trust something that bleeds for seven days and lives?

How can you trust something that bleeds for seven days and lives?

 

Roy "Chubby" Brown, circa 1980

Roy "Chubby" Brown, circa 1980

 

 

shunter what drugs is the doc prescribing mate :smash:

Beat this lot then folks ;) :tongue:

 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

hey dave--where can i get some more of this stuff,pmsl at it and want another fix

lol cool arent they. i got them ages ago but i cant remember from where - that's the lot im afraid

:(

lol cool arent they. i got them ages ago but i cant remember from where - that's the lot im afraid

:( :( :( :(

lol HOW guilty do i feel? i'll have to find some more. :)