Come on sure there must be some cracking storys on getting in trouble at school here?

 

My worst one was when I brought down the ceiling :D ran out the room to a teacher standing there after hearing the massive crash! oops!

It had been snowing for a few days and we had all been warned about throwing snowballs at the school as someone managed to break a window.

 

During a furious snowball fight the headmaster came out onto a balcony and went absolutely mental, shouting at everyone to stop throwing them near the school.

 

I was miles away but I threw one at him and he never saw it coming until it landed in the cup of tea he was holding and soaked him, smashing the cup on the floor :rofl:

It was one of those shots that you could never repeat in a million years :bow:

 

Luckily he never saw who threw it but he was not amused :dance:

Not like you to be 'throwing one off' chris! :xxx: :D

infant school

undid all the butterfly bolts holding the climbing frame together, broke arm of little girl

suspended

junior school

emptied contents of fish pond thru head teachers open window at night, fighting resulting in one child being taken to hospital , smashing school windows, hitting a teacher

suspeneded social reports blah blah

senior school

smashed every demountable window, and half of all windows at the school , two weekends running, set fire to school , blowing down the bunsen taps ( makes all of them go out at once) connecting pipe from water tap to gas supply then turning water on thats fun, smoking dope in P.E, filling sinks with gas from bunsen burning and waiting for gas to reach naked flame.

asked to leave told if I put a foot inside school premises that i would be arrested.

College did not turn up for the first 3 months, general pain in the arse drove my car to college and across its grounds police informed

3 review panels

2 referal panels

after first year asked to leave and told not to approach any further education establishment as my records would be forwarded on.

 

have to say loads of fun

 

let me guess ? now you are a doorman/doleite/burglar/copper ?

All this takes me back, lol. I remember our school, St.Edmund Campion, Preston (bet you don't remember that one duffer ;)). We used to have wars with Ashton school down the road. Kids would come back with their blazers slashed up with knives! The kids used to fight with the teachers all the time, some of the classes weren't worth a **** cos all the kids did was dos about all the time, the teachers had no control whatsoever. I remember my English teacher, she'd just sit there squinting like that bloke in the Pink Panther films lol, looking depressed! No wonder my english is cr@p, lol.

I remember one teacher hanging a lad out of the 3rd floor window by his legs :eek:. Needless to say he got fired for that!

 

When I was 14 my family moved up to Anglesey, so I attended Ysgol Gyfun Llangefni. There was never any trouble there whatsoever, they were a boring lot, lol. Never any fights :(

When I was 14 my family moved up to Anglesey, so I attended Ysgol Gyfun Llangefni. There was never any trouble there whatsoever, they were a boring lot, lol. Never any fights :(

 

Thats cos they were all so busy trying to remember how to spell the name of their school :D:D:D

Ysgol Gyfun was no fun, lol

Once in metalwork i had a great idea to put 3 Chuck keys on a Capstan Lathe into the chuck where you tighten them up and then turn the Lathe on and by F**K did we run. The result was fantastic Chuck Key No.1 embedded itself clean into the nearest wall and No.2 and No.3 flew clean through the window leaving shapes cut out of the window like a cartoon character would if it ran through. The best thing was that the Headmaster was riding past on his Pushbike at the time when a chuck key flew straight past his head at 10.000.000 MPH and the other hit his bike totally FU**ING up his Deraulier Gear Cogs on his back wheel, we absolutely PI**ED ourselves laughing :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: . Needless to say I was on Detention every lunchtime for the rest of the term.

Come on sure there must be some cracking storys on getting in trouble at school here?

 

My worst one was when I brought down the ceiling :D ran out the room to a teacher standing there after hearing the massive crash! oops!

 

 

Broke a kids hand when he got in my face in RE. Was ok till I put his hand in the old style desk and slamed it shut.

 

Got suspended, they tried for expelled, for setting the chemistry lab alight. Bunsun burner, meths, sink, kid and low ceiling.

 

Was called out to pick up best sportsman award, was behind stage playing poker. Should of seen the look on the heads face when I appeared.

 

Got slipper for making chinese throwing stars in metalwork and testing them out on the door. Then when the teacher wasnt around niked the slipper and cut it up on the band saw.

 

same teacher, sawed most of his chair legs off. gave him a nasty cut on the leg when he sat down and it broke.

 

superglued one particular teachers car door shut no less than 12 times over 2 years. fat twat.

 

shot a kid from another school with an air rifle, didnt know i was such a good shot.

 

stole a boat and went fishing on it.

got nicked on the boat 8 miles down the etury when it ran out of petrol. smart very smart

 

ran through the girls high school but nekid except for a paper bag over me head.

lol what school you go to deve8? I was at prittlewell,

 

on the way to The old school at boston avenue we used to nick milk bottles and throw them in the air.

 

also on way to school, saw someones mailbox with a sign that said "no junk mail" so proceded to push the contents of a litter bin through it, got caught later on way home heh.

Ok, a few more things we got up to........

 

The Religious Education teacher had to take the English class while the regular guy was away. We decided to have a class riot, so we all bundled each other, threw all the text books through the windows and threw our desks at the stand-in teacher...............he spent a week in hospital with head injuries and concussion. We had class detention for a week, but we only bothered to turn up on the first day :dance:

 

The librarian chucked us out for smoking (not me coz I was knobbin' her at the time! :) ) so my mate went back later and burnt the library down (I believe he's currently in a mental hospital for about 20 other cases of arson! :eek: )

 

We through a huge tank of newts out of the science block window so that it hit the headmasters car which was parked below. He found his car with a caved-in roof and bits of splattered newt all over it. :dance:

 

There was a lot of re-building work going on (what a surprise!) so we used to pull out all the fibreglass insulation from the heating pipes, and stuff it down the shirt of any kid that happened to be passing. Apparently fibreglass is a real slag when it gets down your back and into your pants! :eek:

 

Oh, there are sooooo many more, but some are a bit too bad to describe on this site! :(

many schools are out of control now - some kids need a fookin' good hidin !:rofl: