Been busy downloading some Z videos via Morpheus and I have to say I am dissapointed.

 

First video is on a drag strip. Z gets wiped out by an old model Supra!!

 

Next video is of a Z getting splatted by a Honda S2000!!! mind you it might be a NA Z with a flat tyre .

 

I am currently downloading a race vid of an RX7 vs Z and I don't hold my hopes up based on previous results.

 

Has anyone got any vids of Z wins to cheer me up?

 

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crazyeddie.co.uk

Who is this 'Warren 'person and is he also a lover of the beautiful 944 Turbo S ?

Porker you can't compare a 944turbo with a mighty Z!!!

I once Left one of these 944t for dead,from 80mph up to 170+mph.I thought he was in reverse gear LMFAO!

 

 

 

He probably was not aware that you were 'racing' him! I take it you have a 'tuned' engine?...well so can a Turbo Porsche!!

Right thats it! My Z is quite obviously shit as Mr Porker says so I'm selling it!!! Yep - based on the words from one tit wanks mouth I am gonna sell my car and downgrade to a 944 cos they are obviously better.

My Z has a bad weight distribution of 80/20 then does it??? Nope it doesn't - perfect 50/50 so stick that where the sun don't shine!!!

Having been called childish etc etc etc for responding to these invaders (I could have used intruder but that would have been offensive to my girlfriend's toy ) I am now starting to understand that they obviously are actually far more childish than ourselves so won't understand what I mean when I say FUCK OFF because they haven't learnt these words yet!!!

 

Do us a favour porker and go pork yourself

 

AND you don't even deserve a cheerZ,

 

Andy

So would any self respecting Porsche owner call him self 'Porker' on a Z forum. That's like us going to a Porsche forum and callin' yerself 'Datsun-boy' !

So who is the real Porker then ?

Could it be Warren, the SA regegrade ?

Could it be Timmy (the mild mannered Janitor)

Could it be Matty, shit stirer in Chief ?

AYxxxx seems unlikely, Spelling is too good for Warren ...

 

Come on, step forward .....

Isnt it the Porsche 944 which doesnt have a Porche engine in it? I am sure its made by Alfa!

 

Clarkey, What you mean the Boxster looks good? It is the shittest Porsche of them all. Poor mans Porsche! Un-original, over rated, under performing lump of crap.

It looks like a geeky 911.

 

I take my hat off to Porsche, they have made some great cars, the Boxster and the 944 arent one of them, but nothing original has come out of the factory for 30 years.

 

Just my thoughts

 

Stuart

I think the 924 (girls car) has an Audi lump. The 944 (big girls car) may have an Audi lump, but the 944T allegedly has a Porker hairdryer built-in somewhere

Oh dear what has happened here???

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Bye bye porker

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

That was bloody funny. Even funnier was the guy complaining that his 944 got stomped by a 325 diesel BMW

AndyP,

 

Am deeply offended that you think 'Porker' could be me.

 

I can say it's NOT.

 

Matty.

 

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[This message has been edited by Porker (edited 11-10-2001).]

I must tell you that I am sorry about me being a total wanker. I have just split up with my 15 year old boy friend because his bitch mum said that he is too young to be sure that he is gay. And the fact that I have ran out of money for his ass.

Any way after, counsiling at Paedophile Anonymous, they told me I must get rid of all my jealousy of people who are totaly different to me, in one fell swoop, but first I must seek out what it is I am jealous of.

I saw this site and I instantly found what I was jealous of. Heterosexual people with excelent cars.

I have a shit car, which looks like a flattened frog, with the eyes about to pop out with no cred, style or performance, and the fact that I aint seen any fanny since my birth so I decided to get some young boy ass. So you can see why I am a sad FUCK.

Thank you.

I feel I have made progress to becoming a normal non wanker person.

I shall tell my group at Paedophile Anonymous

of my progress.

 

Yours,

Total Wanker

>If you have nothing to add to the forum then I suggest that you unsubscribe and go and bother someone else, I

hear that the supra forum is very nice this time of year!

 

Hey - we don't want him! Although I suppose he could give the NA MKIII owners something to play with...

 

Keith

UK Supras resident lurker

Come on guys dont give Porker too much crap, he is obviously proud of his 944 (if he owns one) bless him!!. I can't understand why you get some tit bragging about my cars better / faster than yours!. I mean who gives a shit right!!.

 

I would have to say that I think andyduff is the "silver tongued cavalier" LMAO. By far the best written post I have seen in a while. Respect M8!!!. Let's keep this a place for enthusiasts.

 

Seez ya!

 

Simon H

 

 

This person called 'pOrker', from the regular Z forum community, and who purports to be me, obviously needs urgent medical attention in a secure unit...preferably Broadmoor!

You may be a danger to yourself, immediate family members and to your local community!

You are confusing the ownership and driving of sports motor cars with a deep down sexual inadequacy that needs professional attention!

Originally posted by Porker:

You are confusing the ownership and driving of sports motor cars with a deep down sexual inadequacy that needs professional attention!

 

Erm, isn't this why people by Porsches? To show off and compensate for sexual inadequecy by being able to tell everyone they have a Porsche? (it can't be for the performance or looks of a Porsche) The problem you have is that when they get to see your porsche, they see it's a crappy 944 Not that the normal common as muck Bettle with a big engine is anything to show off about anyway. Now, if you had your name down for a 2003 Carrera GT then that would be something completely different.....

 

(but about £200,000 out of your range, right?)

Hmmmmm porker, now that we have established that you "PORK" small little boys on the playground at your school, cause you havent yet figured out how to pop the big pimple on your shoulders you call a head... please oh please just fuck off.....

ohh and for all you ba%startd who said porker was me... Appologies can be in the form of a "BLITZ Product of any type or sort"

Oh and crazzie eddie, maby zeds from S.E wont beat anything, but try looking at other ones

It's good to have you back, and unchanged, Warren

 

And if people are getting Wazza some Blitz stuff, they should also get me some Greddy TD05s cos, erm....., cos, I'm determined to hit 300 posts today and, erm, cos....., I WANT THEM

 

No I think you are getting confused at what a sports car is. 944 is not a sports car.

And the 300ZX "designed to take on 928/944 Porsches by fat Californians" is?

How can you compare the 944 with a 928?

944 = 2.3, 2.7, 3.0 180-230bhp

928 = 5.0 v8 350BHP

 

Hmmmm. Bit of a difference I really hope you dont compare your 944 with 928 drivers. You will just get laughed at.

 

 

944 Turbo S has 250bhp before boost upgrades!All in a much lighter body than a 928 or 300ZX!

Children, children. We're here because we like 300zx's. We have a choice, we could have all sorts of stuff, but we happen to like and own these at the moment.

Porker's here because ..... why exactly ?

Do you want to contribute, or just antagonise ?

Ooooooo. Its light. A fucking Mini turbo will piss on a 944 and a Z because its "light". But do you drive one? Why not if you love Light cars?

Exactly the 944 is fast cos its light, not because its powerful, good engine. You said it yourself.