First my metro says no clutch pressure the opther night, so that aint working.... anyone got any ideas, i have absolutyl no pressure in my clutch and the resivoir keeps emptying out.

 

Then my f$$£$^£^ng 300 s left rear shock is finished bigtime, at least i supsect it is the shock. the wheel moves up and down in the arch at speed quit badly, as was pointed out by the police officer who arrested me yesterday because my car did not check out in my name and niether did the paperwork cause the f$$$%£$ stupid arse£%^$% had the wrong information, ie my name is Warren-lee Sheehan on my id, and Warren Sheehan on the V5 form, for fucks sake. put two and two together.

Anyway i think im in for a humoungas fine, from DVLA

 

Warren,

 

Are you around this morning ? I could pop by and see if I can make a guess at your clutch ?

 

Give me a call if you're about.

 

Dave

 

The DVLA cannot fine you for not using your middle name. You can go by any name you like as long as your not using it for fraudulent purposes.I would start a case of wrongfull arrest against PC Pigbastard who was well out of order.

Paul

Warren.

Got your mail mate. On the job. Give me a bell on Monday.

Both myself and Tooley know what Gits P.C Plod can be. Stick your chin out.

 

I think it must be those terrible jokes?

 

Keep laughing mate. Speak on Monday.

 

CheerZ

 

Johnny

 

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Warren matey, price of a new shock for the Metro will equal the value of the car...scrap it and buy another one geeZer...LOL!

 

On the P.C. Bacon front, don't know why I'm laughing Just found out that when I phone BT to get the line connected to me new house...it comes up as POLICE STATION...WTF?

 

Turns out my new house was in past times the local plod haven...oh man!!! Gutted!!!

 

Hi,

You had better hope that some criminal who has been locked up for the last 30 years, hasn't just got parole...and is returning,looking to exact revenge on the plods who put him there!

JEZ