I've been doing a bit of shopping around on some of the other car forums and quite a few seem to have more female members. How come this site lacks feminine interest. I mean No groupies FFS. OK I know there are one or two of the guys on here who'll qualify for the wet T shirt competition and should be our winning mambers. Seriously though where's the totty? :cry:

I've been doing a bit of shopping around on some of the other car forums and quite a few seem to have more female members. How come this site lacks feminine interest. I mean No groupies FFS. OK I know there are one or two of the guys on here who'll qualify for the wet T shirt competition and should be our winning mambers. Seriously though where's the totty? :cry:

 

P'raps the choice birds are asking the same question? I mean, I'm an Adonis, obviously, but the rest of you buggers are right ugly. :mac1:

They are all in 'spiritualist' chat groups talking about their their latest £500 tarot card reading/horoscope, and bitching about blokes who spend too much money on cars! :tongue: :rolleyes: ;)

Whats a MAMBER? :slap:

Whats a MAMBER? :slap:

 

...snake in the grass...... :)

It's because the seats in the Z don't go far enough forward, hence the women are unable to position themselves in the traditional window licking position.

 

This is my sexist view, but I believe that men should be left to drive Z's and women should keep to thier corsa's! LMAO - All those who agree say, "He speaketh the thruth!"

 

Takes up a meircat viewpoint pose and awaits the hords of angry women to charge!

Whats a MAMBER? :slap:

 

Carn't find a picture of Jordan at the mo, but if you close your eyes and concentrate then the Mammary's with come back to you :)

It's because the seats in the Z don't go far enough forward, hence the women are unable to position themselves in the traditional window licking position.

 

This is my sexist view, but I believe that men should be left to drive Z's and women should keep to thier corsa's! LMAO

 

Takes up a meircat viewpoint pose and awaits the hords of angry women to charge!

 

No you have to recline it as far as pos and try not to push your feet through the bulkhead as I did with my old Vauxhall Magnum.

i knew she would pop up......jordan that is....btw she drives a black range rover is reckon she needs the chest room...used to be parked outside my window a lot....its a long story

 

regards

i knew she would pop up......jordan that is....btw she drives a black range rover is reckon she needs the chest room...used to be parked outside my window a lot....its a long story

 

regards

 

We're listening :)

haha....she used to drop her kid (harvey?) to a neighbours house for child minding...doesnt happen anymore as the babysitter sold her story to the tabloids...worlds worst mum.....!!

worlds worst mum.....!!

 

 

....with big fake tits! :rofl:

Zevans,

 

Not my fault I'm ugly. I asked for the body of a God. Not my fault She decided to take the p*ss, and instead of Adonis I got Buddha. :D :D :D

 

Never mind as they state the seats don't go that far forward. :dance:

 

 

Simon.

Zevans,

 

Not my fault I'm ugly. I asked for the body of a God. Not my fault She decided to take the p*ss, and instead of Adonis I got Buddha. :D :D :D

 

Simon.

 

Could be worse you could be as ugly as Jordans kid :rofl:

Dinner could be a bit intimidating. :shock: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

Bottle feeding please! ;)

I reckon fat balding blokes with midlife issues is a fair reason that there's a lack of totty. :rofl:

 

Seroiusly though, what other forums are you on about?

There aren't many women on SXOC either, there does however tend to be loads of kappa slappers on the cruise/chav BB's.

hehe...after seeing the plastic one at extreme close range i would go as far as to say she aint really that sexy...ok compared to anne widdecombe she is...but its a rough doggy kind of look almost agressive...however there are sexier looking women in Brighton...take my wife...well in fact i rather you didnt as i like her all to myself...:)

Jordan is lucky to have the notoriety to get her men cause in a Brighton club she wouldnt stand out....but i digress as this thread was for lady zx drivers and i did spy one in a grey j reg in town the other day looked about 40'ish if i see her i will tell her to log on to the best site ever

regards

i knew she would pop up......jordan that is....btw she drives a black range rover is reckon she needs the chest room...used to be parked outside my window a lot....its a long story

 

regards

 

Apparently she now has the new Bentley!

Could be worse you could be as ugly as Jordans kid :rofl:

 

Jordans kid is blind :(

So it doesn't even know it's ugly. :( :cry:

yeah its true he is blind...she even called him rather cruelly....a boss eyed gizmo

still i suppose that is better than a....one-eyed trouser snake trap...which is her

haha

Leave the innocent ( children ) alone.

 

Pick on me (fat balding with midlife issues) by all means, but even if the kid's mum is Jordan, it remains blameless and beautiful in God's eyes.

 

 

Simon. :tongue:

U lot are so Fvckin cruel! LMFAO FVCKIN FUNNY THOUGH

 

Well i reckon the reason why women dont come on this site is because we have to many pervs that start to harass them like ChrisC, hermie and shrimpy! There version of flirting is harrasment so all the fit totty end up running away! LOL :D

 

Fas

Simon you on drugs mate!

 

Come on mate being fat & balding with midlife issues aint that bad! Your only 30, ur not even over the hill yet! LMFAO :D

 

Fas

I've got a signed picture here somewhere of Jordans boobs, mate bought it for my birthday last year. Strangely I can't remember where I put it. LOL :D

Cheques in the post, I wont c_m in your mouth and other bullsh*t like that Fas, I love you. ( 42 mate, and I can't afford the drugs, only my 300 and that's a struggle at times) :D :D :D

 

 

Simon. ;)