Wecome to the Club Poshtotty,where abouts are you from?How long have you had your Zed?

It's poshtotty35. That's much too much of an IQ for us!

 

Simon. :D :D :D

:) :)

 

One sniff of fanny and your all off arent you??!!! :)

 

I'll get straight to the point, what vinz and simax are trying to say is;

 

How big are your tits? :dance: :tongue:

 

Matty will probably be along soon!! :tongue:

With a name like "Bjorks" you ask that! Perhaps that's what the 35 is. All we need now is a cup size. :x: :x:

Ive done an extnsive study of boobs (great this internet thing isn't it!!!) and found that they only come in even numbers so she'd have to be poshtotty34 or poshtotty36

 

And who the hell is bjorks, you make me sound like a tennis player!!

Don't go on your starting to borg me. If your study is as extensive as you say, you may have noticed that the aforementioned DIY airbags are never equal. Are you saying they must differ by 2"?? if one happens to be of an even amount?

 

I feel this may need further study. Maybe a group concensus.

 

 

 

Simon.(aka :xxx: )

I'll go consult my notes.........

I think it's called porn. :D :D :D :D

Right then, the 34 36 etc measurment is the distance around the exterior of the bird with your measuring tape going under the breasticles, not around them.

 

Sort of like wheel sizes, but the rolling radius not the diameter.

 

The letters can be convered with the information below.

 

A = Wombles noses

 

B = Ok but will have to have a small body and a good arse to complete the package

 

C = Getting better now, these should jiggle with a fast walk

 

D = These baby will bounce like 2 kittens in a sack when lowered over water.

 

E = Great!!!.........If theyre not attached to a fat bird!!! Unless youve had over 4 pints then its ok!!

 

 

Oh god i bet im going to get some sh1t for this!!!

Sorry mate this is where I go and climb back in my lamp!! I'll blame you for leading me astray!

 

Time to change my login I think................ :cool: ................

 

can you recognise me?

 

Damn!

 

Lord Lucan.

This was a genuine welcome "Poshtotty35" but alas, all I seem to have achieved is to lift the rock and let the Retards out :dance: :dance: :dance: :)

Excuse me, I'm not a retard, I answer to B4stard. I thankyou.

 

 

Err... Lord Lucan.

not staying alive there too well Bee Gee, might think your talking jive

Excuse me, I'm not a retard, I answer to B4stard. I thankyou.

 

 

Err... Lord Lucan.

I am a Barsteward as well,but in my case it was an accident of birth.As you, appear to be a self made man :tongue: Staying Alive :dance: Staying Alive :dance:

If I'm a self made man I want my money back. I c*cked up completely. Too much stuffing in all the wrong places.

 

It's been fun, (rounded off a miserable day well) but I need my ugly sleep as I've a car to break into tomorrow.

 

Goodnight,

 

Simon.

Well, it looks like i've scared her off, probably just aswell we all know Zeds are FAR TOO POWERFULL for GIRLS!!!!! :tongue:

If I'm a self made man I want my money back. I c*cked up completely. Too much stuffing in all the wrong places.

 

It's been fun, (rounded off a miserable day well) but I need my ugly sleep as I've a car to break into tomorrow.

 

Goodnight,

 

Simon.

Night Night "Simone"

Well, it looks like i've scared her off, probably just aswell we all know Zeds are FAR TOO POWERFULL for GIRLS!!!!! :tongue:

But you have just disprooved that theory,by being the owner of one :tongue: :)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Im not the one with the long hair!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Im not the one with the long hair!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Night Night b19rks,its been "Emotional" :)

Night vinz.

 

(dont forget to put your curlers in before you go to bed!!! ;) )