Could it be an M reg, pants-grey Ford Granada Saloon with rusty wheel arches, something that masquerades as an 'auto-box' and a ride like a wet bath sponge??

 

Can anyone beat that for total contrast to their zed?

I daren't diss the Mondeo cos it's got me about for the last mhrrmrh months. Still reckon the Sierra I had before that was better tho. NOT LONG NOW!!! (yeah, keep quoting me if you like).

Got to be the G reg Seat Marbella I've got sitting in my drive...it has devalued my street by about 20%

 

135r13 tyres, more rust that your average scrap yard, an exhaust smaller than my pinky, an inside so dirty I don't like sitting in it and three hamsters/wheels under the bonnet...

Originally posted by mickeyb

It has 2 tanks,each tank hold approx 1000 litres filled it up at bp services, told to fill her up by my boss. fookin glad i didn`t have to pay the £1198:eek: fuel bill.

 

I ain`t jokin either

 

So your were driving a mobile bomb. Hope you got paid danger money :)