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One of my new customers is from Liverpool. As is usual from all of my clients (and most bods in the street) I get asked for ciggies every day (no - I have not got a fuggin slot in my forehead, go buy your own!)

 

When this guy asked me for a smoke I nearly fell off my chair! He asked.... "can I feltch a cigarette from you?" Apparently everyone in scouse land uses that term!! When I explained it to the customer he nearly puked.

 

So, to all you scousers......are you all 'feltchers'??:eek: :eek: :D

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cue Geronimo story.............:rolleyes:

just as well he didnt say "can i feltch one of your fags"

But if he's from Liverpool surely he would have just stolen your cigs. :D

Armageddon!!!

 

Sorry.. couldn't resist.

Originally posted by Ajay

Sure he didn't say "filch"?

 

He might have, but that would not have been nearly as funny!!:D

 

I asked him to clarify and he insisted that he used the word 'feltch'...... just proves that people don't know what the hell slang sayings they are using!:)

Originally posted by paulg

just as well he didnt say "can i feltch one of your fags"

But if he's from Liverpool surely he would have just stolen your cigs. :D

 

LOL!

 

I've nailed the computer to my desk, and my car is parked in view of the CCTV cameras. The monitor and recorder are on my desk (which are also now nailed down!):D :D

 

Sterotypes. Don't ya just love 'em!?

I can honestly say, I have never heard of that expression before :confused: :confused: :confused:

Dave

Originally posted by aaronjb

Armageddon!!!

 

Sorry.. couldn't resist.

 

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D i was jus thinkin that!!!!!!

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