Ok, last one was too easy..............but this came for me today.

Is it a new book of jokes for Fridays? ;)

 

Or, is it a pipe-and-slippers removal conversion kit, i.e. a manual gearbox and clutch!! :eek:

 

CheerZ,

JB.

4 nice new wheels ;)

Nope and.............no.

An exotic dancer maybe.....she must have been couped up in there for quite a while now....have u let her out yet james??:D

consignment of Charlie?

The missus?

LMFAO.........no, hmmm no and no.

Mail order bride

Someone's mum ?

Originally posted by smw1

Someone's mum ?

 

Someone's mum????? Where has that come from? LOL.

Many smaller boxes??

Is it your new gynormous sub box, with speaker on the othe side?

You're all miles off.................:D :rolleyes: but funny though.

Is it an event horizon? Nah, wrong shaped box.

 

It's a bundle of straw, isn't it?!

Replacement Diff?

That'll be the pre-masked gimp I sent you James. Did you get the talcum powder? Undressing him is a PITA without it...

.... you actually REPLIED to one of those penis enlargement emails??? :D

Originally posted by pete shrimp

That'll be the pre-masked gimp I sent you James. Did you get the talcum powder? Undressing him is a PITA without it...

 

PETE!! You've ruined it now. Oh and btw you forgot to drill air holes and he was D.O.A. I have informed the relevant authorities.

 

........GIMP KILLER! :eek:

 

(and trust full refund to follow)

Originally posted by andyduff

.... you actually REPLIED to one of those penis enlargement emails??? :D

 

LOL.......but have you seen the size of that thing, I've got to strap that to my old boy, every night for 6 weeks. A full tank of petrol will get you 8 hours it says.

 

 

 

I've sent it back.

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

 

;)

Clear side repeaters from Smithy ?

Is there another kind of box in that box ;) ?

If you know what I mean ?

Originally posted by smw1

Is there another kind of box in that box ;) ?

If you know what I mean ?

 

No, whatever it is, is inside the box, not in other box(es) inside.

Is it a new PC ?

Is it a pair of large boots ?