It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.

 

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent............................12 Calories

Without her consent.......................2187 Calories

 

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands.............................8 Calories

With one hand..............................12 Calories

With your teeth............................485 Calories

 

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.............................6 Calories

Without an erection.......................3315 Calories

 

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris......................8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot......................4092 Calories

 

POSITIONS:

Missionary.................................12 Calories

69 lying down..............................78 Calories

69 standing up............................812 Calories

Wheelbarrow..............................216 Calories

Doggy Style...............................326 Calories

Italian Chandelier.......................2912 Calories

 

ORGASMS:

Real......................................112 Calories

Fake.....................................1315 Calories

 

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging.......................18 Calories

Getting up immediately....................36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately....816 Calories

 

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years..............................36 Calories

30-39 years...............................80 Calories

40-49 years..............................124 Calories

50-59 years.............................1972 Calories

60-69 years.............................7916 Calories

70 and over........................Results are still pending

 

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly...................................32 Calories

In a hurry...............................98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

 

Individual results may vary.

LOL.... :D

Now I know why I'm so slim :D :D :D

Hmmmm... My gut's growing nicely. Oh dear.

 

She is pregnant and well off it though!

Roy at your age you should not even be thinking about sex:rolleyes:

 

Try this:D;)

Originally posted by MAC 1

Roy at your age you should not even be thinking about sex:rolleyes:

 

Try this:D;)

 

Yeah but that never worked for Warren :confused: :confused:

did u know that 26minutes of sex burns off half a pizza??? :D lmao

Yeah but how many calories does Roy put back on when he swallows? ;)