What a crack-up! Watching the afore mentioned last night, quite late, must have been on about 1am. Anyway, basically it was a documentary following some of these kids with their cars and going to Cruises with them. Max power guyZ were also going to photo. lads getting their arses out, but more importantly, girls getting their "Coal Pits" out! LARGE!

 

But that wasn't the best bit, best bit was this girl goes to this Southend cruise with her mate. Now this lovely young lassy has an A reg Astra which she bought for £700 and has now spent over 4K on it! Not only that, but the sodding thing was a 4 dr. aswell...SAD! But each to their own!

 

She's stood there with her mate ranting on about how she hoped this guy in a yellow TVR would be there coz she'd seen him before and he was fit. When what pull into the middle of the road in front of them??? Yep, a lovely white 300 with what looked like a SE nose cone on...nice methinks! So these two girlies are going "that's nice, not as nice as the TVR but not bad!". So the guy gets out and is standing by his motor, one girl is going to the other one "he's alright ain't he, do you fancy him?", and her mate is sort of giggling. Next thing she goes over to him and asks him what his name is, which turns out to be MIKE(anyone we know?), and asks him for a ride. So he's thrashing her up and down the road, she asks him how much he paid for it? 10K he says. She's quite impressed and asks him where he's from...SUTTON...he replies!

 

Does anyone know if Craig has silly things hanging from his rear view mirror. Pine tree air freshner for example...LOL!

 

So was it you then Craigy boy??? I don't think so but I was laughing at the time.

 

Anyway, there were mostly laddish antics taking place in Champagne Vauxhall Nova's and RS Turbo's etc. etc. Some nice Jap. cars though, one guy caught on film doing a large burnout donut styleeee with a 300ZX.

 

They also went to a cruise in Notts. which was not big or clever. One car was set on fire and to be honest they were acting like Leo's. Seriously dangerous driving, Rozzers were saying that as long as the kids stay on private land e.g. car park, they can't do anything to stop them.

 

Excellent program, girlie in the Astra got smacked up the arse on her way home from Notts. cruise which ended up a write-off! Shame!

 

Later guyZ

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

1am watchin young girlies 'Getting their Coal Pits Out'.... Pervert!!!!!

 

But I like yer style........

 

 

Matty.

Man bahahahahahahaha i think it was craig lol bahahahahaha he ehe hehehe man my eyes are watering lol.

 

i was up in sutton the other day by the madmile and there were loads of cars racing and doing there thing, this guy comes up behind me in a saleen mustang sr (5.8lt supercharged)anywa we race (only up to 70mph lol) and i end up chatting to him. he says "sorry i came up behind you so fast i thaught you were one of my friends... only his 300 is white"?????? i mean mines red how can you mistake them lol.......

well that was in sutton maby its the guy on t.v ...

 

Nice to see ya....to see ya nice

 

How ya doin' matey? Recovered from your jaunt in Canaries then??? You lucky, lucky sod!

 

Just thought I'd let you know geeZer that tonight I'm on a mission from God! Someone's coming to see me in their lovely, shiney Z car...who could it be I wonder!

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Who, Who, Who, Who, Who, Who?????

 

 

........Let the dogs out........

 

Back to the Bints with the Bits out again...LOL

 

Me canaries trip was brilliant, Lots of beer, Women and more Women....And I don't think we shall be forgotten in a hurry.

 

 

Matty.

Nah, I'll leave you suffering geeZer...

 

Might drop you some mail later though!

 

So how long were you out there for? Was the weather blinding?

 

Bet the only birds you pulled were old granny's or walking around the pool with antlers! TRUE!

 

 

Timmy

 

:-)

 

 

 

No fair!! Leave me to suffer......

 

I thought we wuz mates...???

 

" weeks in the old current bun mate and it was hot, damn hot, real hot.....

 

No old birds for me mate.. but they did range in age; 18-27.....and yeh I did have some fun.....Naked fun...LOL

 

I tell all by mial if you tell me who!!

 

 

Matty.

Timmy, leave Ajay alone

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Ajay??????????????????

 

 

I shall no longer be speaking to that non Z owning Timmy Turbo....

 

Matty..

 

Yeah, laugh it up boyZ...Who's the Daddy now then eh??? LMAO!

 

 

It's all completely innocent, just shows that you don't need MSN to talk the talk, chat the chat etc.

 

And a 1996 TT aswell apparently, so that should be well cool being driven around! Is this a 300ZX.co.uk exclusive then? Me thinks it is!!!!

 

Roy Castle: "Your a record breeaaakkkker!!!"

Trumpet solo commences

 

Noris McWerter is tapping his feet in approval...

 

"Your a Record Breeeaakkkkererererer, woooo yeah"

 

 

Timmy Turbo

 

P.S. Edited due to stupidity and realising that certain 3rd parties can view this also...PHUKET! Doh!!!

 

 

 

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OK, who reckons that Timmy will finish the night blowing his own trumpet then?

 

LMAO....

 

 

Matty.

Polishing his helmet....

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Oi you two, my intentions are most honourable... I am only interested in one thing...

 

I just want to get into her...

 

Z

 

LMAO!

 

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Anyway, you've only got yourselves to blame, keep on putting BP back...LOL! By the time you get that together it'll be winter and you'll all be sat in dodgey deck chairs out on the shingle with the old gits!

 

This reminds me of the great race to the North Pole, Matty is Scott of the Antarctic, I am the Norwegian...Amunddssseeennn(try saying that after a few lagers) Scott believes that he can beat Amundsen and conquer the Pole...unfortunately that wasn't how it worked out eh? May the best man win etc. Pistols at dawn, "I demand satisfaction sir!"...apples and pips, Queensbury rules!

 

 

Timmy "with the large pole" Turbo

 

:-)

 

 

Wacky Races...

 

Here's our heroine, Ajay Pitstop trapped..."oh no, who can save her from the clutches of the evil Hooded Claw!"...

 

 

...and here's Andy Dastardly and his faithful companion Mattley rushing to rescue Ms. Pitstop in their wacky 300ZX...will they be in time?

 

 

Here's the rest of the 300ZX.co.uk gang on there way to Blackpool, there's Johnny, Tooley etc.

 

 

This is Timmy "nice guy eddie" Turbo, mild mannered millionaire(I wish!)...

 

 

...and here is the villain...booooo, boooooo! Hisssss boooooooo!!! The Evil Timmy "Hooded Claw" Turbo who is obsessed with the lovely AJ Pitstop...........

 

 

 

Who will save the day??? Tune in for next weeks episode of..... WACKY "300ZX" RACES!!!

 

 

 

Love it!

 

Tim

;-)

 

 

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maaaan you got to much time on your hands !!!

TRUE! Aiiiii!

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Hahhahahh uhha hhaaaa hhaa ...There gonnaaa Crash... uhuhh hhahahhaaa aaa

 

Timmy 'The mild mannered millionare' Turbo, Without a Z.....(wonders where that pic is)

 

How was yer night of honourable intentions then....LMAO...

 

 

Matty.

 

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....I may never be able to show my face again.....or at all, for that matter...

 

 

Besides - the only help I'm offered is Andy and Matty....and we think I'm going to be rescued by that? There I'll be screaming for "Hay-ulp, Hay-ulp!" and my intrepid "rescuers" will be in the nearest pub, faces down in a couple of beer glasses, spliffs lazily smoking....

I feel so safe....

 

 

P.S. - Apologies for the lack of smilies in the last post. The Smiley Police kidnapped them all and held them to ransom. Apparently they were doing 29mph in a 30mph and got arrested for kerb crawling.

AJ.........I am still laughing....

 

*NB....I do not smoke*

 

Face down in beers is a good call tho' LMAO

 

 

Matty.

ignore these so called wannabe heroes ajay the only two deadly duo you need to save you are myself and johnny aka batman and throbbin

Hey Hey Hey Tooley old son!!

There is only one Caned Crusader round here and he is a 'drivin dis:

-->> http://www.300zx.co.uk/rides/senna/

Mind you I bet Batman never spent four hours polishing the BatMobile before I stole it LMAO, Christ it does you in.

My legs are old and grey, my nose is bent and my knees are knackered.

Im off to the pub.

Have a great weekend Zedsterz

 

Glen.

 

Keep going i'm taking notes for the forum christams annual.

 

Keep safe people.

 

harve.

...Batman and Throbbin'...

 

Phuket man, I'm still creased up like a mega creased up thing...

 

 

Timmy

 

 

Oi........Sadman and Knobbin....

 

We are the only two real 'Z'uper hero's round here....

 

....Andy Dastardly and Mattley (who wants a medal or will not help!)...

 

I mean there 'Sadman' with his Cape-on (small chicken) with his utility belt no more useful than a Nissan dealer tool box! and 'Knobbin' who looks like he has been.....often enough by Sadman....

 

We have a better car, more gadgets and more resources.....and you know what I'm really, really waffling about this arn't I, Beer is such a wonderful thing it makes you talk about nothing for ages, well seems like ages and then makes you think you can take on the world as a super hero (if you have enough)

 

Time for a sing song..."I believe I can fly...Wooooo, I believe I can soar...See me running thru that open door---oorrr"

 

Am now h'officaily Wan*ered.... :P

 

Matty.