Reading earlier that the twins from Matrix 2 have trained with PaulC.........I was wondering what other people's claims to fame are???

 

Come on, everyone has something..........like my brother's next door neighbour knows Rod Stewart or something like that........

 

I'll start it off;

 

My cousin is Simon Jordan and he owns Crystal Palace Football Club.

I snogged Patricia Penrose of "Heartbeat" fame - I was 16 at the time :p

Dave

Woo-hoo !!

 

Nice one Dave........a good one to start off with.........NEXT!

My claim to fame is...................................

 

My Mrs she has signed more autographs than she has cooked me meals!:(

Dennis Waterman is a relative (not that he would know me if I punched him one!)

 

And I have bedded Cat Deeley, before she was famous! :)

 

Somehow I doubt she'd recognide me now, be cool if she did though!

 

:D

 

Matty.

Originally posted by MAC 1

My claim to fame is...................................

 

My Mrs she has signed more autographs than she has cooked me meals!:(

 

LOL - that could mean one of two things. either your good lady is very famous or that you don't think its safe to let her in the kitchen!

 

anyway, my mate is in hollyoaks...

 

...oh..and another mate's band were on tv the other week...

 

i've got about a million (honest!) other questionable connections to minor celebrities but i can't think of any at the moment

 

ste

Originally posted by ste

anyway, my mate is in hollyoaks...

 

Will that mate get me 'Mandys' phone number??? :D :D

 

Please!!

 

Matty.

Originally posted by ste

LOL - that could mean one of two things. either your good lady is very famous or that you don't think its safe to let her in the kitchen!

LOL

 

She is famous Ste,been on C4 and BBC a few times;)

Originally posted by Matty

And I have bedded Cat Deeley, before she was famous! :)

 

ok, so matty is winning so far.....must rack my brains.......

 

oh yeah... i met ian mc culloch back stage at the MEN a few weeks ago. he was a top bloke - gave me a beer and everything

Originally posted by MAC 1

LOL

 

She is famous Ste,been on C4 and BBC a few times;)

 

good on her! - bet you two don't get many looks cruising in the stilton beast with the t-tops off then do ya!

Went to school with the Kemp brothers and Tony Hadleigh of Spandau Ballet fame etc

Originally posted by MAC 1

My claim to fame is...................................

 

My Mrs she has signed more autographs than she has cooked me meals!:(

 

lol!! writing cheques to autobox repairers dont count as autographs!!! :D :D

Snogged Kylie's sister Danni

Been smacked about by Nigel Benn

Shagged Emma Noble

Been stalked by Zoe Ball

 

 

Oh and on Sunday Night, I danced with the Twins off the Salon, smoked a cigar with Billie of East Enders, got chatted up by Janine Butcher (shudder) and pulled a lapdancer.

 

Oh and my auntie lives in California and writes dodgy novels?

Well most of you have a claim to fame - You have met me :D:D

 

i dont follow i lead :D

 

 

lol Real claim to fame.

 

Was a Springbok swimmer for 3 years.

Was in class with James Dalton and Os durandt (rugby world cup champs)

 

Oh and i met Arnold Swartchernegger :D:D

 

Worst one was noking Bernd SHNEIDER of his feet AT Le Mans, LOL

 

(not that anyone knows most of these people lol.

I've thought of another one......a mate of mine had a go on Linsey Dawn McKenzie in an alley round the back of Blue Orchid in Croydon.......nasty old stinkbag!

 

Ha ha, I'm quite enjoying this............ NEXT !!

Originally posted by james300

I've thought of another one......a mate of mine had a go on Linsey Dawn McKenzie in an alley round the back of Blue Orchid in Croydon.......nasty old stinkbag!

 

 

Who hasn't?:D Errr! I used to know a nice shy girl called Katie Price! How times have changed:D :eek: :D

Originally posted by james300

My cousin is Simon Jordan and he owns Crystal Palace Football Club.

Blimey James - I went to school with your cousin (Purley Boys in Old Coulsdon)! Small world huh?

 

I've worked for some of the Monty Python guys (John Cleese, Michael Palin (nice bloke!) and Eric Idle)

 

Cheerz

 

Steve

Just thought of ANOTHER one.........bit distant this one but stay with it........ a mate of mine is marrying Kate Lawler's sister, Kelly.

(from Big Brother)

 

Steve........mad eh?

I think we need to throw a party and invite all these famous people (the women) and seen as many of us know famous attractive women (apart the nasty old stink bag!) they would be there............

 

........I can dream can't I?..........

 

:D :D

 

If only.......

 

Matty.

my mate prompotes dj's so have spent many nights with top name dj's drinking champagne such as soniqu oakenfold PVD

 

also

 

The owner of the company i work for once owned mechano!!

Originally posted by MAC 1

My Mrs she has signed more autographs than she has cooked me meals!:(

 

That's because the most infamous Z owner refuses to sign them himself at meets! :D LOL

 

My claim to fame...

 

My godfather is Leslie Philips, star of Carry On films and all round porn star! :D

 

http://www.carryonline.com/carry/phillips.html

My godfather is Leslie Philips

 

Haallllooooooo,

what a top guy ;)

Dave

I farted in the Viper Room once.

Originally posted by senna

I farted in the Viper Room once.

 

LOL, at least you didn't OD like that lightwieght Phoenix. LOL

My Mrs's Cousin is Clay Regazzoni. She also went out with Barry Sheen when she 16. Bugger, My Mrs has more street cred than me!!!!!!LOL

Best thing of all though, we are together now.

Paul (and Chelle).

my mates sister's friends cousin (still with me?) is 80's hearthrob & 90's faggot George Michael

 

my senior karate instructor is Vic Charles - ex heavywieght british, european & world champion (calls of whooooooooo???)

 

two of my customers are Bob Mortimer & Barry McGuigan