Whats with all the cats on here? How many people have them and like them?

Not a massive fan of cats but steve-o's is the exception cause it's funny as fvck & acts more like a dog.

 

I hate cats!!!

 

They don't have one ounce of loyality, if the onwer went belly up the cat would not show one iota of remorse and go find the next mug to feed it!

 

The must kill untold birds/wildlife for what reason, because they enjoy the cruelty!!!!!!!!half the time they are owned by environmentalists who seem to ignore this facet of their character! I say put them down and save probably 100's of other wild creatures!

 

Macca a great way to stop them shitting in your garden is to get one of those kids supa dupa water pistols and fill it with water and a dirty great dollop of washing up liquid! They never come back after they have to lick all the washing up liquid off their coats LOL!!!!!!!!

Can't go near cat's due to allegies.

Although I do like them.

Got 3 cats Bumble, Bagins and Chloe

 

Bumble = bit fat and dim got a thing about elastic bands, string and worms

 

Bagins = wicked will fetch balls and bring them back to you , oh and mice and shrews

 

Chloe = killer bitch , turning wild lives more in the wood behind the house than in the house , will quite often leave little packets of intestine on the floor for you to tread in with bare feet first thing in the morning :mad:

Oh yeah and Jez!

 

If you cable tie your moggy to the manifold for five minutes!!

 

It might be put off the idea of having a tap dancing session on your bonnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Originally posted by TopLess

Oh yeah and Jez!

 

If you cable tie your moggy to the manifold for five minutes!!

 

It might be put off the idea of having a tap dancing session on your bonnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

 

 

LMFAO:D I never thought of that Mark;):D

I just can't stand cats. I do like animals and wouldn't hurt one intentionally.

But there's just something about cats (and clowns!) they an indescribable spookiness :S

Dave

how do I change my vote on the poll?

i clicked wrong button:rolleyes:

Originally posted by emero

how do I change my vote on the poll?

i clicked wrong button:rolleyes:

 

Di there is only one vote,I HATE CATS:D:D;)

Mac,

Felines are gorgeous:D :p

 

 

Now answer the question darling!;)

Originally posted by emero

Mac,

Felines are gorgeous:D :p

 

 

Now answer the question darling!;)

 

You cant darling,well we cant but the mod men can;)

 

The only pussys I like don't have 4 legs;);):D

I've got a cat and hate it. Anyone got a shotgun?

 

It's called Thunder... Was the kids idea as there was thunder and lightning when we first brought it home. Thunder Cats?! LOL

 

1. It meows all night to get back in, even if you leave the window open it suddenly decides not to use it at 4am and wants the door opening. Decided to do this to the neighbour for a few weeks and he was not amused!

 

2. It wants feeding all day long and whenever you go near it's bowl it will dive under your feet (usually when you have a tray full of dinner/washing up!)

 

3. It gets in the cupboard and drags an open tin of food onto the floor. Claws it all out all over the carpet then licks it all up.

 

4. Eats too much then throws it all up over the carpet.

 

5. Left a dead bird on my pillow one day. Niiiice!

 

6. Fights all night and wakes the kids up.

 

7. Sleeps all day under the bed and only comes out to be fed so it's a complete waste of time as a pet. Can't have any other pets as they will be eaten.

 

8. It can open the airing cupboard door and sleeps on the nice warm clean towels. You can't beat a mouth full of moulting cat hair and getting a back that looks like a gorilla's.

 

9. Will always head towards a freshly painted surface. Window ledge was looking a bit tatty so varnished it and noticed 2 days later the footprints set into it! FFS

 

All the above can be temporarily fixed with a heavy boot being applied to its arse to launch it through an open door!

Don't get ANY cats in our garden!!:rolleyes:

I can't help feeling that cats are laughing at us (or at least those who harbour them)

Mine aren't normal cats, really. :D They go for walks round the fields with the dog, come to a whistle, don't climb curtains or get on mantlepieces, love their tummies beinng stroked and you can quite happily stroke their fur the wrong way without them batting an eyelid. :D :D

 

Dopey things, really. :D

Originally posted by paulg

Only 2 reasons mac?????

what about

Huge scale destruction of wildlife, birds, frogs etc

Allowed to roam unattended onto your property

Try to steal fish from my pond

Screeching and howling at night

You can fall off your motorbike if you hit one

and they always give you dirty looks.

 

Paul

 

1. How many frogs, birds, dogs, cats, hedgehogs etc do we (human's in general not Zed drivers.) run over every day?

More than are killed by cats, I bet.

My cats have bought in two birds in all the time we have had them, one I rescued the other I had to clean up.

 

2.

What can you do, cats have a territory that have to patrol.

Most people like cats so it's not a problem for them.

Get a cat of your own and you never have a problem with other peoples cats ;)

 

3. Try covering your pond up with netting, cats are hunters, that's what they are born to do.

They are also very good at what they do, but expecting a cat not to hunt is like expecting a baby not to sh*t it's nappy.

 

4. Screeching and howling is only Tom cats and I think they don't do it when neutered, which nearly all male cats should be.

My male is generally silent, the female just cries when she is locked out of a room or wants some attention.

They aren't allowed out at night so even if they did howl it wouldn't be at night.

P.S. Have you ever heard foxes howling at night?

Now that's a chilling sound! :eek:

 

5. I hope that's a joke :eek:

 

6. Maybe they only give you dirty looks because you don't like them, you'll probably find that's fine with cats because they don't like you either! ;)

 

And as someone said, cats can't open wheelie bins and whoever said they don't have a personality like dogs do is talking out of their a*se! ;)

Maybe if you spent enogh time with cats you'll get to know their personalities, they are less trusting at first than dogs, but the are amazingly loyal to their owners.

 

And the comments about cats killing for pleasure...

Well, there is one other animal like that in the world and I bet you live with a few of them...Oh you are one... ;)

Humans should know better, cats have been born like it and don't have the morals and ethics of humans so they have an excuse.

 

All of the above comments are the opinion of an animal lover (not just cats) so take them or leave them, I don't care.

Originally posted by Eric Manktelow

1. How many frogs, birds, dogs, cats, hedgehogs etc do we (human's in general not Zed drivers.) run over every day?

More than are killed by cats, I bet.

My cats have bought in two birds in all the time we have had them, one I rescued the other I had to clean up.

 

2.

What can you do, cats have a territory that have to patrol.

Most people like cats so it's not a problem for them.

Get a cat of your own and you never have a problem with other peoples cats ;)

 

3. Try covering your pond up with netting, cats are hunters, that's what they are born to do.

They are also very good at what they do, but expecting a cat not to hunt is like expecting a baby not to sh*t it's nappy.

 

4. Screeching and howling is only Tom cats and I think they don't do it when neutered, which nearly all male cats should be.

My male is generally silent, the female just cries when she is locked out of a room or wants some attention.

They aren't allowed out at night so even if they did howl it wouldn't be at night.

P.S. Have you ever heard foxes howling at night?

Now that's a chilling sound! :eek:

 

5. I hope that's a joke :eek:

 

6. Maybe they only give you dirty looks because you don't like them, you'll probably find that's fine with cats because they don't like you either! ;)

 

 

1. personallly ive only hit one rabbit in all my years of driving and what about all the kills that your cat didnt bring home :D

 

2. Not an excuse!!!! if my dog climbed your fence, chewed your cats up and coiled one off on your patio you would not have the "so what its nature" attitude

 

3. Hold on.....MY pond in MY garden on MY land and I should get a net cos of YOUR cat!!!!!!!!

Why dont cat owners make cat runs in their own gardens or take them out on a lead, What right has a cat owner to inflict their vermin onto others???

 

4. Tom cats...isnt that 50% of the cat population :D

 

5. No joke, even a hedgehog is enough to spit you off your bike if your giving it what for around the country lanes.. but if you hit a cat then at least some good has come of your accident :D

 

6. Maybee the dirty look is because im the bas**rd with the size 9 boot closing in on its arse :D

There should be more cats like this ;)

 

 

We have 3 rescue cats.

Kitty--- Black and white Felix lookalike

Pepper--- Ginger

Pansey--- Tortoiseshell

Wouldn't be without them for the world.

Running a Zed seems cheap compared with keeping 3 cats!!

Originally posted by paulg

1. personallly ive only hit one rabbit in all my years of driving and what about all the kills that your cat didnt bring home :D

 

2. Not an excuse!!!! if my dog climbed your fence, chewed your cats up and coiled one off on your patio you would not have the "so what its nature" attitude

 

3. Hold on.....MY pond in MY garden on MY land and I should get a net cos of YOUR cat!!!!!!!!

Why dont cat owners make cat runs in their own gardens or take them out on a lead, What right has a cat owner to inflict their vermin onto others???

 

4. Tom cats...isnt that 50% of the cat population :D

 

5. No joke, even a hedgehog is enough to spit you off your bike if your giving it what for around the country lanes.. but if you hit a cat then at least some good has come of your accident :D

 

6. Maybee the dirty look is because im the bas**rd with the size 9 boot closing in on its arse :D

 

2. No cats chew the faces off children, dogs have been known to :eek:

Dogs also coil one off in the middle of parks where children play, which isn't a problem if the owner clears up after their dog, unfortunatly this isn't always the case.

So there are good things about cats :D

And yes I would have the "So what it's nature attitude."

And I would get the dog back to it's owner, but never want to harm it!

 

3. Cat owners don't inflict their "pets/loved ones" on other people the cats are independant when they go out, luckily all our neighbours own cats or just adore ours :D

Cats aren't vermin, wild rats, mice, voles etc are. Domestic cats are domestic pets.

 

4. A large percentage of the Tom population are neutered, (any coming from cats rescue/RSPCA etc are anyway.

So no problem.

Foxes make that noise, so I suppose you think Fox hunting is justified.

 

5. First comment: I know accidents with animals on the road is a nightmare, but I think you'll find the percentage of people being knocked off a bike is very low compaired to all the road accidents.

Second comment: I'm glad you are showing us that humans can be cruel and nasty for their own pleasure, cats have an excuse, what's yours?

 

6. See Comment 2 above...

 

All IMHO of course, I'm sure you're a very nice person, just with a evil and cruel streak towards cats.

Shame they are lovely animals, very loving and gentle to humans.

I have no doubt they are nicer than some people who dump them/kill them (like you see on the RSPCA adverts etc.) and they have as much right to a good life as anything else.

They can't help what they are, they can't change.

You can, so I say what excuse do you have?

Chris - those pictures are sick. :(

 

Fair play if you don't like cats, but I don't want to see pictures of dead cats, thank you.

Dogs also coil one off in the middle of parks where children play, which isn't a problem if the owner clears up after their dog, unfortunatly this isn't always the case.

 

Cats also coil one in my garden where my children play! Now if only the cat owner,was like the dog owner and cleaned it up:rolleyes:

 

Cat owners don't inflict their "pets/loved ones" on other people the cats are independant when they go out, luckily all our neighbours own cats or just adore ours

 

That's the whole problem,The cat owner has no control over his/her pet:(

 

A large percentage of the Tom population are neutered, (any coming from cats rescue/RSPCA etc are anyway.

So no problem.

 

If only they did every Tom eventually there would be no cat problem:D

 

I'm glad you are showing us that humans can be cruel and nasty for their own pleasure, cats have an excuse, what's yours?

 

Eric read all the posts on here why cats are a PITA and not just the bits you want to,then It may sink in,If you don't own a cat but you have to put up with other peoples cats,It can be very sickining!

 

Now if you love them or if you hate them,you can't change anyones veiw on the subject;)

 

 

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah sure some dogs have bitten kids etc., but how many people have been saved by dogs!

 

You don't get police cat handlers!

 

Cats don't attrack the burglar while he breaks in and then decides to fidlle with your missus!

 

There is only one thing I've killed with my Z and thats a CAT, and even then I resent the two quid I had pay to flush it out of my intercoolers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But Mark, how could you!!.......I thought you rescued them from trees!!:rolleyes: :D :D :D

Im sorry but any dog that has bitten someone elses kid is not the dogs fault, its the owners fault period.

 

I owned a beautifull Pitbull for 12 years and she was as tame as any god(thats was a type but quite ironic when spelt backwards :D:D) i have owned. she never bit a person in her life.

Dogs are only as bad as the way they have been brought up, at least you can teach them and they really are loyal ect...

 

And as for CATS not biting kids??................ ever seen a Lion take someones head of? :o :D