I work with one of those know all, been there etc twats.

Drives a Vectra V6, keeps referring to the beast as a Nissan 200..

Apparently he used to be a rally driver for the navy ( get the picture?:D )

Anyway yesterday after a nightshift we find each other side by side at some lights. The dick starts revving and grins at me like some kind of sad rent boy ( whatever that looks like:D )

Lights change , I decide to have some fun , needless to say he was wiped out.

Next shift, all the tart had to say was....not bad ...for 2 litres....:D

Cheeky sod!

 

As long as you put the Vector in its place. ;)

 

Stuart

Sounds like he's just jealous and a bad looser!:p

Make sure you spread the word around work of how he tried to race you and lost, badly. That should shut him up for a while!:cool: ;)

Cheers,

F.T.

Will do Tony! I'm now bricking it though! He's informed me that the Vectra is going to be modded next week , he'll then have over 200 brake to play with:eek: , wheres the toilet paper?:D :D :D

Phil

Urghhhh, Vectra...........set fire to it one lunchtime..........say it was some kids or something.

Once test drove a Vectra 2.5V6 touring car with about 350BHP (it's a long story!)

 

was ok in a straight line, but had NO suspension and understeered into every bend so bad that I took it back to the garage and told the guy

"you must be f**kin joking!"

 

But it was still slower than an un-modifoed 300ZX tt.

Dig out a few old copies of Top Gear mag where Clarkson is constantly slating the vectra and leave them around where vauxhall boy will find them!!!:rolleyes:

I've just printed off this thread and left it casually in twats in-tray:D

NICE!:D

Originally posted by Dilbrain

grins at me like some kind of sad rent boy

 

Something your not telling us?? :D

 

Matty.

I used to work at Vauxhall's.....

 

I would never buy a new Vauxhall.....

Vauxhalls are the most deprectiaed (spelling;)) car in the UK.

 

You can buy a new Astra for £12,500. You can buy a A1 3 year old Astra for £5,000. The Vectra's are not much better either.

 

Stuart

Vauxhall's should be experimented on. :D

Vectra's are just plain and nasty..........

 

I can't think of a more boring car........

 

Matty.

Fords.

 

 

Nuff said.

 

 

(See, I can do this too! :p)

Originally posted by Ajay

Fords.

 

 

Nuff said.

 

 

(See, I can do this too! :p)

 

Rover Coupes...........

 

Me too!!

 

:D

 

Matty.

Novas!

Originally posted by Ajay

Novas!

 

Honda Accords............with air con.........

 

Matty.

Kitted up MR2s in JapFest!

 

Like playing Top Trumps this. :D

Originally posted by Ajay

Kitted up MR2s in JapFest!

 

Like playing Top Trumps this. :D

 

Anything American with porn star interiors!

 

:D

 

Matty.

That's not specific enough! :p

 

 

Mini's with underbody neons.

Originally posted by Ajay

That's not specific enough! :p

 

 

Mini's with underbody neons.

 

This shoudl start something...........

 

RED NISSAN 300ZX's.................

 

;)

 

Matty.

LOL....

 

Black Nissan 300ZX AUTOS!

Originally posted by Ajay

LOL....

 

Black Nissan 300ZX AUTOS!

 

Pot calling the kettle.......erm...........Black.......

 

:D

 

Matty.

No, I have a manual...FAR superior. :p

Originally posted by Ajay

No, I have a manual...FAR superior. :p

 

Ah, but can you eat a burger and drink a milshake whilst beating a Scooby off a set of lights and still look casual whilst doing it??

 

Nope.........

 

:D

 

Matty.