Hey guys.

 

Been a while. Spoke to big gay Macca the other day. He keeps telling me to get my ass back on here or he`s going to carry on posting more bullshit about his Z against the merc.

 

Macca you freak you just need to get your ass on Trisha!!

Anyways that should **** him off for a week lol.

 

Still at Bloody work doing shocks on a frigin hammered MR2 so it looks like no fun for me tonight. Latz is in Holland doing a car show and I get stuck with 20,000 quids worth of bills today heee haaaa.

 

For those who don`t know I got myself a baby girl CHARLEE she is awesome, I love her to bits. She`s turning me into a softy.

 

I`m gonna try to get on more often now as we got another chap on the phones TREV or Tricky as the local plod call him.

 

Hope to speak to some of you guys soon

LMFAO:D I don't beleive it, Old Ginger pubes is back! Now come on lobster bollocks,what on earth made you go out and buy a heap of V8 supercharged Grandad pile of shite?:confused: :confused: :confused: I have raced faster milk floats FFS:D:D:D

 

 

Well at least the name matches now GPS=Grandad pipe and slippers:p

Welcome back Johnny-boy, been a bit quiet around here without you :p

Dave

Macca. You overweight lump of lard. I believe your motor is up for ten of the best mobility cars this year.

 

I`m sure Ive seen it used for adverts in the back of womans weekly.

 

Dave. Thanks bud I hope I may be able to inject a lttle bit of something different.

 

Macca. SL55 AMG / Carlsson. Go check it out buddy. 580bhp. Not bad for a milk float me thinks.

 

I will speak to you later bud when you pick yourself up of the deck.

 

Regards J

 

 

 

I believe your motor is up for ten of the best mobility cars this year.

 

I`m sure Ive seen it used for adverts in the back of womans weekly.

 

 

 

No you must be talking about the GPS add:D:D:D

 

I hear that Quickfit know more about tuning than that lot:D:D:p

 

Anyway keep these insults up and am sure you gona find yourself in a nice neck brace pretty soon;)

on a lighter note, I work in a Merc garage, if you need anything ever, i can get good discount on parts for you mate :)

Johnny, was there an old Astra what came to you on Tuesday. Some plonker over too me on the road just past your place. I was doing 35 in the 30 zone and then he slowed down to 35. :confused: why?

 

He also had a GPS sticker in the back. I would have done my usual trick of dripping to 2nd and flooring it when I see them trying, but my car wouldnt go over 2500rpm that day. An hour later I broke down.

 

Stuart

Whey hey

The chap with the cap is back,

nice to see you on here for a change instead of chugging along in my rear view mirror. :D

That Merc may look like a taxi but it is an awsome bit of kit.

First time I got in it he turns off the traction, floors it out of the carpark, gets it completly sideways and misses the kerb by 1mm......... then blames Tooley in the back seat for being to heavy and upsetting the balance LMFAO :D

Paul

Originally posted by SRRAE

Johnny, was there an old Astra what came to you on Tuesday. Some plonker over too me on the road just past your place. I was doing 35 in the 30 zone and then he slowed down to 35. :confused: why?

 

He also had a GPS sticker in the back. I would have done my usual trick of dripping to 2nd and flooring it when I see them trying,

 

Stuart

 

 

What in a 30 zone?:confused:

Yes.

When you drive past the fire station about 100 yards before you turn into GPS.

 

30 Zone, I was doing more than 30 but less the 35. He flew past (Well for him he flew) got in front and then slowed to 35 ish. :confused: before turning into GPS 100 yards later. I presume that is where he was going, he had a GPS sticker in the rear window.

 

I thought it was very strange, but I was more bothered about my car braking down that day.

 

Stuart

Originally posted by SRRAE

Yes.

When you drive past the fire station about 100 yards before you turn into GPS.

 

30 Zone, I was doing more than 30 but less the 35. He flew past (Well for him he flew) got in front and then slowed to 35 ish. :confused: before turning into GPS 100 yards later. I presume that is where he was going, he had a GPS sticker in the rear window.

 

I thought it was very strange, but I was more bothered about my car braking down that day.

 

Stuart

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOO! LOL you said

 

Originally posted by SRRAE

 

He also had a GPS sticker in the back. I would have done my usual trick of dripping to 2nd and flooring it when I see them trying, but my car wouldnt go over 2500rpm that day. An hour later I broke down.

 

Stuart

 

 

Then I asked if you would have done it in a 30 zone?:rolleyes:

Yeah but not to 50 or anything. I would draw the line at 40.

 

Some one tried something like that the other night coming back from the cinema. I was doing more than 30 but less than 35 at 12 at night, 2 cars behind me, then the car at the back over took us both coming up to some lights and nearly went into the central res where the lights where. :confused: WHY? :confused:

 

 

Stuart

Hey Johnny. :)

 

Good to see you back on the forum. :D

 

And yes, you completely dote on Charlee. Got you wrapped round her little fingers and can't even say a word yet. :D ;) :D

Originally posted by SRRAE

Johnny, was there an old Astra what came to you on Tuesday. Some plonker over too me on the road just past your place. I was doing 35 in the 30 zone and then he slowed down to 35. :confused: why?

 

He also had a GPS sticker in the back. I would have done my usual trick of dripping to 2nd and flooring it when I see them trying, but my car wouldnt go over 2500rpm that day. An hour later I broke down.

 

Stuart

 

Plonker? Not a nice way to refer to someone you don't know!!!

 

Saw a Z and thought you were coming to Grasshopper. I overtook you then slowed to 30 so you could follow me in :D

Originally posted by Tricky

Plonker? Not a nice way to refer to someone you don't know!!!

 

Saw a Z and thought you were coming to Grasshopper. I overtook you then slowed to 30 so you could follow me in :D

 

 

Aha! It was you:D welcome to the mad house Tricky;)

Yep :)

 

Ello m8 :)

Tricky, ask Jonny to give me a buzz later. I was going to call him, but seeing as how you're on here using his phone line as an internet connection, i can't exactly call him now can i ? LMFAO......

 

Been upsetting the natives i see young man ? All i want is an explanation as to wtf you were doing Tricky sitting at 35mph you wuss. :D

Originally posted by cossie chRiS

Tricky, ask Jonny to give me a buzz later. I was going to call him, but seeing as how you're on here using his phone line as an internet connection, i can't exactly call him now can i ? LMFAO......

 

Been upsetting the natives i see young man ? All i want is an explanation as to wtf you were doing Tricky sitting at 35mph you wuss. :D

 

 

Chris it now has a new message:rolleyes:

 

 

It says the person your calling knows you are waiting,he is connected to internet porn now f*ck off!:D

Iain, i'm still working on your 'little present' for your car.

 

Wrong components arrived which i didn't notice until i had made one up. Oops LOL Got Tricky and two others chasing me on this one too LOL, looks like a long weekend ahead :rolleyes:

 

Apologies to those who had replied to the thread about my brother's Z for sale in the For Sale section, not being a subscribed member (which i need to sort out, i know !) i canot reply in there nor send PMs or e-mail via the forum. If people are interested they can mail me at cossie@safeandsideways.co.uk

 

And Tricky.......... leave the porn alone, it will make your eyesight even worse. Look, you didn't even see Stuart's Z the other day LMFAO ;)

Ok bud nice one;)

Am going to pay Ginger Bollocks a visit on Monday,I may remove his cap with a very large jack handle,if he don't sort my discount out;)

I'll try my best to get them sorted this weekend then and pass yours to Tricky. I'm sure if you ask him nice he may well fit it for you too :) , he's a Jap convert now It's also a little cheaper than first thought ;) :rolleyes:

How the hell did I miss this :D The ginger one returns... Still got those pants round yer chest m8? :D

I think he's tucked his waistband into his cap Duffman ! LOL

ROFLMFAO :D:D:D Maybe his braces are just too damned short :D

I sneaked in to the GPS workshop last night to check out Johnny's latest project cars. Check them out :D

 

Originally posted by Johnny

Hey guys.

 

Been a while. But will be doing a group buy on rolled up socks,the idea is you can stuff them down your trousers and fool the female into thinking you have a very large packet:D

 

Well it has worked for me in the past so can anyone who is interested please add their name to this post.

 

Now I know some of you know that I have bought myself a Grandad car but I am getting to the age now where I want to just sit back and take it easy.

 

Goes better with the company name GPS= Grandad pipe and slippers;)

 

Hope to speak to some of you guys soon

 

 

No thanks Ginge,I dont need them;):D:p