scuse the ignorance, but who is nelson mainfella, is he for real or winding you all up, just a little mystified as to what the deal is:confused:

 

vicky x x

Nelson is "le Mass king".

 

He owns a 200zx which has no seats, carpet, windows, gear knob, spare tyre, dust caps, exterior panels, lights, splash guards, wing mirrors etc.

 

Why you ask ???

 

Because that's the only way he can keep up with a stock Z LMAO !!!!!!!! :D ;)

Originally posted by silverzed

scuse the ignorance, but who is nelson mainfella, is he for real or winding you all up, just a little mystified as to what the deal is:confused:

 

vicky x x

 

Nelson's some sort of chemical techie from oooop north, and works for Shell (who make Optimax so can't be all bad) He's been here for about the same length of time as me, but has posted wayyyyyy more than I have (well he used to). He has some quite forthright views, which others object to, and it all ends up getting nasty and personal (ON BOTH SIDES GUY'S!!) He does start off some very long threads though......

 

Cheers

Neil

Vicky, most of the time he talks complete crap, and if you laugh at him he starts calling you names and being very rude, I don't think he has a very high regard for women.

 

Sometimes he goes away, then he comes and does it all over again.

 

Avoiding him is best.

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

Just do a search, will keep you entertained for hours :D muwahahah

He keeps me amused for hours, I don't think he's a bad chap, he just gets himself a little too wound up, or is that easily wound up, not too sure which. :D

 

Anyway Stu, you know as well as i do that the removal of the gear knob has nothing to do with mass reduction, it just makes it a little less painful when he sticks it up his arse!

 

Tim

roflmao:D

Vicky,

 

I'm for real, baby !;)

 

Don't listen to Wendy - she sounds like an American !

 

I own a 200Sx and a 300ZX TT and I like to reduce mass on my car while increasing mass on myself (bodybuilder). I cause arguments by talking about things other members would rather not talk about, and somtimes I get very angry. Certain members like to gang up on me.

 

I'm a nice guy tho';)

 

---there's one thing worse than being unpopular - being ignored-----

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

Vicky,

 

I'm for real, baby !;)

 

Don't listen to Wendy - she sounds like an American !

 

I own a 200Sx and a 300ZX TT and I like to reduce mass on my car while increasing mass on myself (bodybuilder). I cause arguments by talking about things other members would rather not talk about, and somtimes I get very angry. Certain members like to gang up on me.

 

I'm a nice guy tho';)

 

---there's one thing worse than being unpopular - being ignored-----

LMAO there you go talking shit again lol, there is so much wrong with that paragraph i beggars belief lmao.

Muwahahaa, he is also the master of asking the same question 30 different ways :D:D

I see Mr Make A Prize Pratt of Myself is at it again.

 

How the hell would you know if I sounded American, have we met? No thank god.

 

Do I live anywhere near a Massive Pratt? No thank god.

 

Does anyone else on this forum spout as much drivel as you do? No thank god.

 

But one thing is for sure you are like a bad smell, every time we think we have got rid of it, FFS it comes back again and again and again.....................

 

Someone get some industrial strength shit remover quickly.

 

Vicky he has to build his so called body because he seems to like destroying everything else, with his SADDAM stylee Mass reduction hang-up.

 

Any way who else thinks he sounds like a spotty 14 year old on his parents PC? asking the same question 10 times.

 

He is not a good guy, they dress in black:D :D :D .

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy (English through and through).

ha ha ha ha ha, nearly followed through reading that one wendy:D :D

 

vicky x x

and nelson, no offence, you sound quite sweet, maybe a drink sometime if you are really hunky and chunky, especially if you have two nissan sports cars, im yours baby....... oh yeah baby......lets do it.

 

 

 

oh, by the way,do you have passenger seats??

 

vicky x x

:eek:

Originally posted by silverzed

oh, by the way,do you have passenger seats??

 

vicky x x

 

lmao :D

Originally posted by silverzed

and nelson, no offence, you sound quite sweet, maybe a drink sometime if you are really hunky and chunky, especially if you have two nissan sports cars, im yours baby....... oh yeah baby......lets do it.

 

 

 

oh, by the way,do you have passenger seats??

 

vicky x x

 

 

Yes, passenger seats are left in place. I'll have a drink with you if you are serious - but you probably live miles away :( I live on the Wirral.

 

Dave x? x?

so is it nelson OR dave hunny??

 

vicky x x

 

 

 

 

ps. do they still recline, of have the buttons been removed ;)

It's Dave. Yes, they recline ;) I may replace the stock seats at some stage, as they are a little heavy !

 

You like to recline ? Tell me more ? Are you fit/sexy ? :D

Miss Cilllllaaaaaaaa Spaaaaaaaakkkk :D:D:D

send me ur e.mail baby and ill show ya

Craig can u make this a sticky? Best laugh Ive had for ages. Talking of sticky, Nelson go and buy some more tissues!

Taxi for Nelson.... LOL

 

Mike

This has just brightened my otherwise shitty day up!!

Nice one!!

Nick

:cool:

I can't believe this guy......

 

 

Vicky asks "do your seats still recline" and so Nelson replies with "They are too heavy"

 

WTF. Sort it out Dave LMAO !!!!!

Work it baby like you've never worked it before !!!!

nelson hunny, been thinking about you, with this mass fascination you have, do you still have a big shiny globe on the end of your shaft, or is it an auto.

 

i REALLY need to know because i have REALLY been thinking about this today, cant wait to meet baby, if your a chunky as you say.

 

hope no one is reading these posts, im sooooo hot.

 

;)

 

vicky x x

Just post a picture Vicky and put us all out of our misery. :rolleyes: