Right here we go again then...

 

Over the past few days I've noticed some cracking nicknames for cars...

 

Escort Cossie(with 6K paint job = Dagenham Dustbin

 

300ZX TT = Zanussi Twin Tub

 

Got any more? Love it! Haven't laughed so much for ages, well not at work anyway!!!

 

Tim

;-)

 

Mines called 'Linford' because it's black and fast!

Simon

 

P.S. Jayen, actually mines got more nuts than the real Linford too!!!!

 

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...and wobbles from side to side when it runs? ;o)

I suppose mine will have to be 'Henry' as his number plate is H***NRE, not overly amusing but there you go!

 

Tim

;-)

 

 

Linford??

Christ knows what you keep in your glovebox.

Oooer!!!

My suggestion for all those unfortunates with busted engines.

Form a tribute band with a friend. Shave your bonce.

And call yourselves 'Right Zed's Dead'

 

Glen.

Like Linford Christie my car has some performance enhancing modifications! Allegedly!!!Simon

Mine's called Thumper from having a thumping big engine.

Man this is sad, nut i suppose mine must be called "the nicesest 300zx on the earth"

lol bahahahaha i told you this was sad.

 

craigs should be called lowrider "wich is always dirty" lol

Well...I guess that all UK Z deserve the name FrankZenstein...

 

-All are made up from various non matching parts

-All have electrical problem

-Most have got a "tuning from hell"

-Most have problems with the engine (at least reading this site)

 

And....all are wrong hand drive !!!

 

Zee you

 

Henri :-] (sarcastic grin)

My Caprices were as follows, named so by my Ma!

 

Capri 1.6 Calypso = 1.6 Collapso

Capri 2.0 Laser(Dads, still got it...sad git!) = 2.0 Lazy

Capri 2.8injection = 2.8infection

 

LOL!

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. Had a Metro 1.0 City van once = Metrocity(pronounced as attrocity)

Timmy,

 

Your mom's got a more warped sense of humour than you!!

 

 

As for nicknames, My Z has not got one yet.....No doubt it will do something to warrant one soon...(Gulp)

 

My old 200SX went by the name of 'bruiser' as it was covered in them after a few spills I had in it....

 

And the Rover Coupe I still have and am selling goes by the name of 'Temporary fix' Because that's what it was while I was in between Z's.....But now the name is changing to 'Waste O Space' cause it takes up room where it's not wanted....

 

Nevermind....

 

 

Matty.

Matty Dude Man,

 

Did you get your mate that Z then?

 

Tim(Timmius-Turbous-Terribillis)

;-)

 

Yup.......N/A 2 seater.....

 

He gave me some cash toward it tho', Says I made him feel like a charity case...

 

...Well you try and do something nice for someone...!!!

 

 

Matty

Heart of GOLD you fella...Top Squads...Top GeeZer, could of wasted that money on immagrating wildebeest!!!...LOL!

 

You STUD you, Oi, Matty GeeZer, Ajay has come out of the closet...goin' to Blackpool apparently, you're in there matey!

 

Providing she's got slantey eyes and says "$10, me luv u long time!!!"

 

I am now falling about on the floor laughing...

 

Matty, you are de Z pimp Muther F**ker!!!

 

10/10 Chummly Warner...LMAO!

 

 

Timmy Turbo a.k.a. Matty's worst drinking partner should it ever come down to it!!!

 

 

P.S. For people like WARREN, I'm talking about women here, and NOT chicks with dicks...LOL!

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Timmy,

 

I think we can form a good drinking partnership in Blackpool, You up for it?

 

Think about it......

 

Anywho....I just got back from the local and after a five pints the local girls were lookin kinda fruity.....I declined and came home....(Kicks self)...

 

Oh well, off to bed on my lonesome....Mind you there's always Sunday night on Broad St. Plenty pubs, Clubs and Women....

 

...Hubba Hubba...

 

Now were shal I go.....

 

ZZZZzzzzzz

BTW.........

 

Ajay can keep Ajay to himself....

 

...Am NO Fender Bender....

 

Am not a Sausage Jockey, Poo Pusher, Fudgy Fudge Back or anything else you can think of.....

 

...I love the ladies and they love me...

 

Am, gonna turm my Z in a 'LoveWagon'.....LOL

 

Forgive me Sin for I have Farthered...

 

On second thoughts, Naaaaaah.

 

Goodnight and Godbless you all, Where ever you are....

 

....Matty.

Problem TopSquad about making you Z a LoveWagon

 

The Z is a car where you can get laid because of it but not in it.

 

A bit cramped in there

Uh...OK and before anyone gets random ideas about me, I believe Timmy_Turbo was referring to the fact that He's realised I'm female, not a Marmite Miner. At least I hope he was...

 

 

 

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Heeeeyyyyy,

 

Ah....so your a girlie then. Well that makes things oakey doakey then!!

 

Ignore the previous post and I'll see YOU in Blackpool

 

And the terribly Timmy Turbo, Hopefully...I need someone to tot with....

 

 

Matty.

to be honest, i cant believe that you guys havent read the previous posts by Ajay properly, particularly the ones where she actually mentions that she is a girl...

 

 

 

------------------

UK 92 TT White

Mongoose K&N AVCR

KYB Eibach

Craig,

 

Am a Bloke and that makes me stupid

 

I never noticed....I should get myself down to the opticians, And here's me thinkin I had 20/20 vision....

 

 

Matty

Uh oh! Matty on a mission...

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

Fancy joining me on this one matey?

 

 

Matty.

Would love to help out but alas, me thinks I will not be coming to Pool of Blackness geeZer! Sulk!

 

Can't really face it without me motor(Z)...

 

It was bad enough at SE the other week surrounded by Z monsters.

 

Maybe next one mate

 

Tim

;-(